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HELLO PEOPLES OF ONEBOARD,

I COME TO YOU WITH GREAT NEWS. I HAVE ABANDONDED CREW AND NOW RESIDE BACK IN MY HOMELAND WHERE I ATTEND NAMIBIA POLYTECHNIC. THE CREW TOOK ME UNDER THEIR WING FOR MY ASSBEATING SKILL BUT DID NOT KNOW MY INTENT WAS TO FUNNEL MONEY FOR MYSELF FROM THEIR - I MUST SAY - MEAGER OPERATION. I DID ALL THIS UNDER THE NOSES OF THE CREW AND NOW I REAP REWARD. TODAY I HAVE SMILE ON FACE AND WILL LIVE PROSPEROUSLY. I WISH YOU ALL VERY HAPPY, HOW DO YOU SAY, "TURKEY DAY"? HAHAHA. IN MY HOMETOWN WE HAVE SPECIAL DAY WHERE WE EAT TESTICLES OF LION.

BEFORE I LEFT CREW, DOUCHEBAG WAS IN UTTER STATE OF DESPAIR. PLEASE BE CAREFUL PEOPLES OF ONEBOARD, I BELIEVE HIM A DANGEROUS AND DESPRATE MAN. HE HATE YOU ALL VERY MUCH.

MODERATORS PLEASE CHANGE MY RANK. I NO LONGER AM ROLL WITH THE CREW. THE POOKA SHELL NECKLACE THOUGH, I KEEP. IT BIG HIT WITH THE NAMIBIAN HONEYS.

BLESSINGS TO ALL.

YOUR DEAR FRIEND,
PETRUS

Petrus wrote: IN MY HOMETOWN WE HAVE SPECIAL DAY WHERE WE EAT TESTICLES...

We have that in our hometown as well.

We call it "Friday."


Sin,

Nice job, Pete.

How much did you take them for. Couldn't have been much, but, it is the thought that counts.

Come clean Petrus, are you sure those weren't little boy balls?

Petrus, RACK you.


oh, the revision is in RR-c34538.nov_Y7888.2. If that doesn't suit, then YES > the machete can be used.

Damn, the crew's getting worked like Mrs. Vogel's rugburned caboose.

Petrus wrote: IN MY HOMETOWN WE HAVE SPECIAL DAY WHERE WE EAT TESTICLES OF LION.

Post More, Eat Less

RACK Petrus for taking The Crew for all their worth.