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(!) Is this AP's "hottie" girlfriend? (!)
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:34 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
After jizzing up the mirror, AP retreats to the next room to slide out of his "manties", only to have his 27 year old hottie sneak in and snap a pic of herself...
...while AP tries to figure out the chord progression on "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love".
Re: (!) Is this AP's "hottie" girlfriend? (!)
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:29 am
by Screw_Michigan
Nice red X, schlong-slurper.
Re: (!) Is this AP's "hottie" girlfriend? (!)
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:35 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
The Discovery Channel wrote:Contrary to popular belief, reindeer are natural predators. Watch as it stands idly and waits...
Re: (!) Is this AP's "hottie" girlfriend? (!)
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:30 pm
by pron
Re: (!) Is this AP's "hottie" girlfriend? (!)
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:59 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Screw_Michigan wrote:Nice red X, schlong-slurper.
Okay, so I fucked up.
I lifted the embedded tags out of the pics that .mFraud perpetrates as those of his "girlfriends" with some java scripts I use and traced them to a website that caters to dudes putting pics of their naked ex-girlfriends up.
The red X was supposed to be a funny take on the whole "jizz-stained" mirror thing.
I failed. Big deal, everyone has an off day.
Re: (!) Is this AP's "hottie" girlfriend? (!)
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:35 pm
by Ana Ng
Martyred wrote:I failed. Big deal, everyone has an off day.
Take the rest of the year as well.
No one's gonna notice.
Re: (!) Is this AP's "hottie" girlfriend? (!)
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:37 pm
by BSmack
Where are the reindeer?
Re: (!) Is this AP's "hottie" girlfriend? (!)
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:50 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Ana Ng wrote:Martyred wrote:I failed. Big deal, everyone has an off day.
Take the rest of the year as well.
No one's gonna notice.
Please, find someone else to flog with your insecurities.
Re: (!) Is this AP's "hottie" girlfriend? (!)
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:57 pm
by Ana Ng
Please, find a different angle.
If possible.....from your position.
Re: (!) Is this AP's "hottie" girlfriend? (!)
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:34 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Ana Ng wrote:Please, find a different angle.
If possible.....from your position.
Wow. The chunky mexicana with body dysmorphic disorder and "daddy issues" is profound...
Better?
Re: (!) Is this AP's "hottie" girlfriend? (!)
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:59 pm
by Ana Ng
For you, yes.
I've seen your work.
Re: (!) Is this AP's "hottie" girlfriend? (!)
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:12 pm
by Ana Ng
Fer sure.
And he really told my ass off, to boot.
Re: (!) Is this AP's "hottie" girlfriend? (!)
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:20 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Ana Ng wrote:
I've seen your work.
And I've seen
your work...
...and as much as I'd like to say it was the most lonely, fragile attempt at self-actualization I have ever seen, sadly on T1B, that wouldn't be the case.
Re: (!) Is this AP's "hottie" girlfriend? (!)
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:27 pm
by Ana Ng
I only come here for the free psych evals.
Wake me up when you get to the part about my self depreciating.
I'm sure it'll be right on the money.
Re: (!) Is this AP's "hottie" girlfriend? (!)
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:54 am
by War Wagon
Ana Ng wrote:
Wake me up when you get to the part about my self depreciating.
I doubt those fun bags are deflating any time soon.
You've got way more than you need. In fact, I predict lower back problems in the not too distant future, if not already.
Keep working those abs.
Re: (!) Is this AP's "hottie" girlfriend? (!)
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:38 am
by Ana Ng
I'm gonna start locking threads that end on such a high note.
Fucking Christ.
Re: (!) Is this AP's "hottie" girlfriend? (!)
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 4:10 am
by War Wagon
The flush of latent power so becomes you.
You're like Napoleon with a hefty rack. Your bellybutton is even with an average height doorknob.
Is your hubby a runt too, or does he just like to fuck well endowed midgets?
Re: (!) Is this AP's "hottie" girlfriend? (!)
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:15 am
by Ana Ng
He's 6'3.
Let's not discuss him right now.
What are you wearing?
Re: (!) Is this AP's "hottie" girlfriend? (!)
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:46 am
by War Wagon
If he were 6'3, he would've been in the Air Force.
I call bullshit.
Re: (!) Is this AP's "hottie" girlfriend? (!)
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:04 am
by Ana Ng
Ben Gay and a modest boner?
Got it.