Chinaman says, "FUCK YOU round-eye. I have a Rincoln Continental!"
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Sirfindafold
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A Chinaman goes to the eye doctor. Doctor examines him and says, "well, it looks like you got a cataract." Chinaman replies, "I no have catarat." Doctor retorts, "Look here you fucking slant-eyed mother fucker, you have a CATARACT!!!"
Chinaman says, "FUCK YOU round-eye. I have a Rincoln Continental!"
Chinaman says, "FUCK YOU round-eye. I have a Rincoln Continental!"
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Glad to see sfaf settling back into a routine.
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A Chinaman goes to the eye doctor. Doctor examines him and says, "well, it looks like you got a cataract." Chinaman replies, "I no have catarat." Doctor retorts, "Look here you fucking slant-eyed mother fucker, you have a CATARACT!!!"
Doctor then gets sued and loses his practice for accosting his patient with racial slurs.
Doctor then gets sued and loses his practice for accosting his patient with racial slurs.
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I didn’t know it was possible to take a Sirfuckafist joke and make it even lamer.