T1B

I thought you were just clearing your throat.

Oh Dan's A Bum
~sung to Oh Christmas Tree~

Oh Dan's a bum, oh Dan's a bum!
Why do you leave me yearning!
Oh mvscal, mvscal,
He leaves my asshole burning!

Not only in the summertime,
But e'en in winter, my cooch is prime.
Oh Dan's no man, oh Dan's no man,
He's just a piece of slime!

Oh mvscal, mvscal,
Much pleasure doth thou bring me!
You're a Vogelfraus best sexing pal,
I'm dropping to my knee-ees!

For every year it's all the same,
Dan's limp and he has no game.
Oh Dan you see, oh Dan you see,
The pleasure mvscal brings me!

Oh Dan's a ped, oh Dan's a ped,
He's with our son now in our bed!
Or at the zoo, he spills his goo,
While tears I do so shed!

Oh mvscal hold me tight,
And tear my sphincter with your might.
Oh Dan you suck, oh Dan you suck
This Christmas you are out of luck.

grumble-grumble

[edit]As sung by Mrs. Vogel[/edit]

Okay R-Jack, happy?

Fags.

Agent Fu, report - any giggling on the radio band?

Dan Vogel is a fairy and a suspected pedophile. His repeated conversations on the board about his family and children lead any reasonable person to that conclusion. Faggish Dan can't bring it, so his wife is a needful nymph. RACK mvscal for boning that butthole into quivering orgasmic submission.

jaysus...hahahaha!

Christmas is a time of love, joy and celebration so it figures that the degenerates here would pervert and defile it like this. Some of you really make me sick. These poems read like the bathroom wall. I don't even know all lot of these words and don't know what message you want me to take from this. What are you wanting to tell me about Christmas?

Dimehole? That one seams popular. Meatsword? Beaner? Cornhole? It's all a bunch of rantings of garbage from twisted and sad minds. I don't know what it is about and I don't care. And there is no need to bring a reindeer into this and have him carrying on too. Just is just ridiculous filth even for some of you. Do you know that Santa and the reindeer are for Children? Rape a bird? Are you kidding me?

Whoever wants to talk about me being a pedophile can meet me face to face. Ok? That is off limits. No more of it. I hope I have made that perfectly clear now thank you very much. Let's get this over.

Dan Vogel wrote:Dimehole? That one seams popular.

"Dimehole" is your wife’s puckered sphincter. Though by now it’s more the size of a silver dollar. Possibly because it was so popular.

Rape a bird? Are you kidding me?

Consent was sought, Dan. I don't speak bird, though.

That one seams popular

mvscal's been running deep routes down your wife's seam, Dan - scoring at will. Cover 2 does not mean to coat both of his testicles with your saliva while he reams her.

I know it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, but you shouldn't be quite that giving.

PSUFAN wrote:mvscal's been running deep routes down your wife's seam, Dan - scoring at will. Cover 2 does not mean to coat both of his testicles with your saliva while he reams her.

Were they slant routes?

R-Jack wrote:You could always try going third person next time Jay. For example

Yeah, good advice. Thought the character joke was obvious...ah well.

BTW...huge reindeer racks to you R-Jack. Bwah!

PSUFAN wrote:I know it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Well, then let's have a song for Dan.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
In Mrs. Vogel’s hole;
Take a look at her flaps of meat, glistening oh so sweet
With residue of mvscal’s pole.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Cocks in ev'ry pore
But the prettiest sight to see is the dildo that will be
In your own back door.

A pair of assless chaps and a gallon of lube
Is the wish of our dear Danny V;
Cocks that are tall, painting cavity walls,
Are the hope of his own progeny;
And T1B can hardly wait for it all to start again.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
In Mrs. Vogel’s hole;
All the cocks are such a hoot, there’s one in her large poop chute.
The sturdy kind that’s going to take a toll.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas;
Soon Dan’s weeping starts,
And the thing that will make him cry, is the gack sprayed in her eye,
And those pussy farts.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Dan Vogel wrote:Dimehole? That one seams popular.

"Dimehole" is your wife’s puckered sphincter. Though by now it’s more the size of a silver dollar. Possibly because it was so popular.

Manhole might be closer to the actual size.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:mvscal's been running deep routes down your wife's seam, Dan - scoring at will. Cover 2 does not mean to coat both of his testicles with your saliva while he reams her.

Were they slant routes?

NO, simpleton. Slant routes are for Kevnic's Laotian mail order bride. If you can't keep this straight, then you'll have shiny blueballs this Christmas again.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
In Mrs. Vogel’s hole;
Take a look at her flaps of meat, glistening oh so sweet

OMG - when I read that, I soaked right through my panties. I stood up, and the chair cushion was steaming. Let's get this ON.

Mrs. Vogel wrote:

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
In Mrs. Vogel’s hole;
Take a look at her flaps of meat, glistening oh so sweet

OMG - when I read that, I soaked right through my panties. I stood up, and the chair cushion was steaming. Let's get this ON.

Mrs. Vogel,

You present a tempting offer. Considering your history with mvscal, however, we’re not talking about going where no man has gone before. Well, except for a couple inches in the area of your cervix that we’d be opening up. Wash that hoohah out with a gallon of Clorox and we’ll talk.

Dan’s not laughing
Laws are passing