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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081217/ap_ ... itler_cake

The story is stupid...if someone wants to pay you to put a name on a cake, just do it...but these two gems named two of their kids Adolf Hitler and JoyceLynn Aryan Nation. The guy justifies the names because he has German ancestors...glad to see he picked such flattering names. Why not Kristallnacht or Dachau?

Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name." He sounded surprised by all the controversy the dispute had generated.

Really? :doh:

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I would check the kid's scalp for tattoos. Damn, Wannabes.

ShopRite has the right to refuse service, as they would if Mr or Mrs ... Hitler Cock ... called and wanted a cake done for their lovely son's big day.

If you give your kid a stupid name he's prolly gonna turn out to be a stupid fuck, and not gettin' a birthday cake will be the very least of things he'll have to endure.


Good work, mom and pop!

RACK

Sin,
the dumb bitch who named her kid Mozzarella because she liked the cheese, but still couldn't spell it right.

What's the over/under on when this kid gets curbed to death? Or at least dies? I'm going 17 and the under.

"Say he grows up and hangs out with black people. That's fine, I don't really care," he said. "That's his choice."

Well, you will after they find out what his fucking name is and kill him. Stupid fucking ingrates.

"I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they've been in and start focusing on the future and not on the past,"

Nice McGwire defense...yeah, people need to get over what that Hitler guy did. I'm sure he'll be forgotten some time around never. Naming your child after one of the most despicable humans in history isn't exactly someone that is trying forget the past.

Back to the German ancestry angle...the German born people I've met want to completely forget everything about those years. I can't imagine anyone living here or over there would even think about naming their children after him or anyone else from that time.

What the name of their next kid?
Mein Kampf Campbell
Hindenberg Jane Campbell
Michael Gestapo Campbell
Erwin Rommel Campbell

Certainly not a wise thing to do and it is unfortunate the child will suffer for it, ironically, by people who vocally despise the attitude and actions of Hitler yet manifest the same schizophrenic fear and lust for power that propelled the real Hitler.

"There's a new president and he says it's time for a change; well, then it's time for a change," the 35-year-old continued. "They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did."

RACK that but all in all, stupid move and inconsiderate of you to burden your child with your own political statement.

Tom In VA wrote:RACK that but all in all, stupid move and inconsiderate of you to burden your child with your own political statement.

He's a dumbfuck of the lowest origin (neck tatt) and she's been on receiving end of a savage stick beating many times (does she honestly look 25? Jesus Christ, she looks the age of my friend's mother and she's pushing late 50s). Can't say the combination of genes forecasts anything great in this kid's future. Shame.

mvscal wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote: Can't say the combination of genes forecasts anything great in this kid's future. Shame.

Who are you to judge their alternative lifestyle?

Are you kidding? Screwball's about as alternative as it gets.

Screw_Michigan wrote:RACK

Sin,
the dumb bitch who named her kid Mozzarella because she liked the cheese, but still couldn't spell it right.

I've mentioned this one before, but it bears repeating here.

I once met a woman whose first name was pronounced Fuh-MAH-lee. Spelling? F-E-M-A-L-E.

When she was born, her mother had not picked out a name, so the hospital designated her as "Female." The mother, I shit you not, thought that the hospital had named her.

mvscal wrote:Let me guess, you married her and lived happily ever after...

D+. Graded on a curve, of course.

It appears the 'red-necky' coding in their DNA didn't allow them to go for the full trifecta on the third kid, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell .

What, was Heinrich Himmler Jeannie Campbell just too over-the-top?

R-Jack wrote:I've been bouncing around names for my next born. Help me out here.


IdI Amin or Orenthal?

Idi Amin would be hilarious.

Shoalzie wrote:
What the name of their next kid?
Mein Kampf Campbell
Hindenberg Jane Campbell
Michael Gestapo Campbell
Erwin Rommel Campbell

all good choices if they're strictly into the whole German Nazi thing

other potentials

Benito Mussolini Campbell
Joseph Stalin Campbell
Mao Tse-Tung Campbell
Vladimir Lenin Campbell
Emperor Hirohito Campbell

they should give their idiocy a worldwide flavor

If those kids ever go missing, will Annie pray for their safe return, based on name alone?

mvscal wrote:Rommel was a great German, but a pretty poor Nazi.

has always been one of my favorite WWII movies

Speaking of strange families...the Duggars welcome their 18th child.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/18th_baby