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My buddy scored a handful of freebies for the Lions game vs. the Aints on sunday. We're going to wear Tuxedos to the game and hold up signs like a couple of teenagers. The question is, what is the best, most appropriate sign to get us on TV?

Ideas.....

"If we're going to be impotent we might as well look it"

"Dressed for success...Go Lions!"

Tickets to the game....free
parking...$50
Beers...$125
Watching historic futility...priceless

Maybe we can hold up a sign that just says "Marinelli" like those chauffers at the airport.

Help a brother out.

priceless? it'll probably get you on the telly, but it's gay. have some pride.

And you'll really feel dumb if the kittens actually win, which they just might. The aint's have nothing to play for, other than not being known as the team to ruin the first perfect record of futility in a 16 game season.

"Go ahead and put us on TV.
Nobody's watching anyway."

M Club wrote:priceless? it'll probably get you on the telly, but it's gay. have some pride.

yeah it wasn't much of a consideration just going for the sure thing.

I like Goobs' suggestion.

Wagon, that's why my first thought was the dressed for success. Just when you think you know what the Lions will do, they do the complete opposite.

" GO LIONS...AND TAKE THE WOLVERINES WITH YOU"

Goober McTuber wrote:"Go ahead and put us on TV.
Nobody's watching anyway."

Solid

How about "Rack The Trolls™" just for old times' sake?

Goober McTuber wrote:"Go ahead and put us on TV.
Nobody's watching anyway."

Nobody is at the game either...that joint is half full today at best. I don't think a lot of people are going to drive to Ford Field in this shitty weather to watch the Lions.

...and by the way, the "Priceless" sign thing is played out.