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The recent years of Christmas has been reduced to gift cards and hot item gift ideas for that particular year, but this year was different.

Mrs. Rumps and I hosted Christmas dinner for my side of the family on Saturday. By the way, I made the best deep fried turkey I have ever made and I made two chocolate pies that were just killer. Fucking good eats all around.

After we finished eating it was opening gift time. I was expecting more of the same like attachments for my i-pod, a gift card to best Buy, and shit like that. I was mistaken. First gift I open was from my uncle and it was probably the best gift I've opened in years...



The meaning behind every Pink Floyd song?!?!?! Awesome....just....awesome. I don't care if I didn't have anything else to open for the holidays, that book made my fucking year.

Oh, but it gets better. For those of you who pay attention to anything I post in the CFB forum (all one of you), I'm sure you are well aware of my manlove for anything Houston Cougars football. Kevin Kolb is my second favorite player behind Reggie Brooks. I followed Kolb's career closely all four years he was a starter with the Coogs. Dude brought UofH back from the dead. Next gift I open is this beauty...



My stepdad and mother bought that up in Philly while they were there on business. Un-fucking-believeable that they would even think about getting me a Kolb jersey while they are there for other reasons. I know this sounds corny and all, but I was speechless.

Anyways, I've had a fucking $$$ Christmas so far. Hope you all received or will receive something as $$$ as what I did or will. Happy Holidays.

So, to summarize; you had to make a separate pie for your wife, and you're a full-grown man wearing a jersey. Interesting, really.

SaladTosser wrote:So, to summarize; you had to make a separate pie for your wife, and you're a full-grown man wearing a jersey. Interesting, really.

When it comes to sweets, I gotta make double for the Mrs. You know...

I've never worn a jersey before in my life and I probably won't wear this one either, but its cool to have. Just think of it as your situation with pussy.

The meaning behind every Pink Floyd song?!?!?! Awesome....just....awesome.

Sounds like some pretty light reading, dude. I guess that's perfect for you, what with so many demands on your time. Keeping the hole in her cage jammed tight with food has to be time-intensive...and then when the Heat comes on her and you have to get the climbing gear out, well...

PSUFAN wrote:Sounds like some pretty light reading, dude.

No matter what type of reading it is, I am stoked about it because it is a gift that relates to the one of the things I admire most.

It's kinda like when your kids get you dark underwear this year. It may mean nothing to me, but we all know how much you will cherish it next time you take a photo of your bare ass.

Yeah, well at least we're not AP.

PSUFAN wrote:Yeah, well at least we're not AP.

L'chaim

I'll have to post it when I get home 'cus I never remember the exact measurements.

Oh, and after I give the secret on my meringue, you will never eat another type of meringue in your life. Count on it.

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Oh, and after I give the secret on my meringue, you will never eat another type of meringue in your life. Count on it.

~swoon~

sin,
Sissycrown

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Oh, and after I give the secret on my meringue, you will never eat another type of meringue in your life. Count on it.

What can the Secret of the Meringue be at RumpleAbode? Getting out of the way when she cranes her neck and sees it within diving distance?

RumpleForeskin wrote: Anyways, I've had a fucking $$$ Christmas so far. Hope you all received or will receive something as $$$ as what I did or will. Happy Holidays.

Mother in law will most likely get me a six pack of work socks again this year, for which I will be most grateful. Though I'm sure they get more mileage than PUS's drawers (one and done) you can't imagine how quickly a forklift driver can wear out a pair of socks.

Too bad someone didn't gift you a calendar so you would know that Christmas isn't until this Thursday.

Just got a bonus equal to a little more than 10% of my salary.

Now that's a true $$$ gift.

Mikey wrote:Just got a bonus equal to a little more than 10% of my salary.

Now that's a true $$$ gift.

Are you investing in a Ponzi scheme?

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Mikey wrote:Just got a bonus equal to a little more than 10% of my salary.

Now that's a true $$$ gift.

Are you investing in a Ponzi scheme?

Ponzi scheme?

Shit, I thought it was a Fonzi scheme.

I would trust the Fonz with my funds.

War Wagon wrote:.... you can't imagine how quickly a forklift driver can wear out a pair of socks.

find something else to jack off into, will ya.

you still on line, fat hippie dude? merry xmas. has your front yard slid into the pacific yet?

$$$$$ gifts?

not much really, other than reasonably good health. got a new (old) dodge minivan a few weeks ago. i guess that's sort of a gift. thanks to lil miss smack for encouraging that purchase.

most useful gift? prolly some reflective shit to put on my bike/helmet/me. hopefully this will encourage me to get my fat ass back on that thing for my commute. i've put back on most of what i wittled off this year riding. mikey, if i had your weather i'd be wags size by now.

I'm beyond the gift giving, although I do give gifts, I love the football games and the time off. Plus the traditional GF Xmas banging makes it worth it, IMO!

All stuff I wanted with no junk -

Been playing the new Wii system with the kids all day - FUN!! - hell the Wii Sports that come with it is the funnest of the games.
My kids are way spoiled.

Mikey wrote: Shit, I thought it was a Fonzi scheme.

I would trust the Fonz with my funds.

and Fonz trusted a fellow jew named Bernie with his funds

allegedly

Mace wrote:Daughter got Guitar Hero, so I suspect I'll be playing with that before the day is over.

I got the same game but with an additional ax in the box. Haven't plaued it yet but I suppose we will unleash our inner Gilmour's a little later this evening.

Also got a custom embroidered Texans hat with my initials stitched on the back. Sweet.

$150 gift card to Lowe's to finish things off. I'm going to deck my attic with the card which will free up some space in the garage and my storage shed.

Merry Christmas errbody.

I got a 250 MB external hard drive for Christmas, so I'll be able to bring all my tunes from my computers in Grand Rapids to DC and I'll have more than enough space for all my MGMT DVD boots and audio boots. And the RIAA said they're going to stop suing individual downloaders. That's a WIN-WIN in my book.

Me and my family was blessed by a lot of family and friends. As were they.

nuf said.

Screw_Michigan wrote:I got a 250 MB external hard drive for Christmas...

Did you plug it into your 486DX?

I'll go ahead and assume that's a typo since my pos cheapo digicam has 8x the memory.

Jerkovich wrote:Me and my family was blessed by a lot of hoofprints.

nuf said.

FTFY

RumpleForeskin wrote:By the way, I made the best deep fried turkey I have ever made

I have a Wii too, and Guitar Hero. We should form a band. 'The Sad Bastards' has a nice ring to it.

poptart wrote:

- OWNED -



Facial expression near the end of this is TOO damn funnay.

i know just how the little future welfare recipient is feeling...