T1B

Thanks for the thought Poptart--- 2009 will be an epic year(#70 for me in May):

Looking forward to the next semester on my new job as science lab technician at Edison State College. High school softball season starts here in February--play ball !! We are having many visitors this year at Casa del O. Minnesota Twins spring games begin at the end of Feb. High school football this fall will be my last--hanging up the zebra shirt,etc. at 40 seasons.
Life is indeed good !

Rack wolfie.

You ever do any leather helmet games?

My res is to ride my bike to work as many times as possible in hopes of seeing the other side of 200 lbs for the fiirst time since HW was president.

And spend less time in this dump.

what's a newspaper?

smackaholic wrote:Rack wolfie.

You ever do any leather helmet games?

I wonder how Wolfman's grandfather, Luther is doing.

Happy New Year 'tart and all my T1bian fliends.

Stay out of this jewboy. This is the gentile happy new years thread.

1. BEAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK OUT OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU DECRODED SHITBAGS

exit 67 bitch. just give me an address to send that one way lucky star bus ticket to.

today would be especially nice. about 6 inches of new snow. it would make a lovely canvas on which to paint my masterpiece "the demise of douchebag".

this is EXACTLY the kind of disrespectful fucking bullshit that makes me pound my head into sheets of drywall. what the FUCKK makes you think you could take me old man? huh? i'm young, i lift weights, and my veins flow pure testosterone and RAGE, you shit huffing scrotestroker.

FUCKING A. I'm back and I"M FUCKING PICSSED

Hello Douchebag. Decided to give your limp wrists and stubby sausage fingers another futile crack at the keyboard did you? How sweet. Speaking of cracks, how's your Grand Canyon-sized one after its' last assault by Pedro, Jose, Juan and the rest of the illegals standing out front of the local Wal-Mart? And D.B., the only weights you actually lift are your right and left cheeks off of the couch so you can grab another stack of Ding Dongs and Gummi Worms to mash into that gaping pie-hole resting on top of your triple chins. Your veins are flowing alright, with pure blubber.

Either put up or shut up you obese bitch. That long-standing offer of the pink puka-noose on that special saguaro I picked out for you is still waiting for you to take a nice long swing for your winter slaycation.

Keep those chins up butterball. Happy New Year.

Not poptart's best work.

Such a shame.

Douchebag wrote:this is EXACTLY the kind of disrespectful fucking bullshit that makes me pound my head into sheets of drywall. what the FUCKK makes you think you could take me old man? huh? i'm young, i lift weights, and my veins flow pure testosterone and RAGE, you shit huffing scrotestroker.

FUCKING A. I'm back and I"M FUCKING PICSSED

When are you guys going back to Olive Garden?

I resolve not to let Douchebag run wild up in this bitch. I'll BEAT his fucking face into bloody silly putty.

I'd like to take a shovel to his face. I'd chip his teeth out with a forward assault, then flatten his fucking nose bridge with numerous two-handed blasts.

after i knock douche flat on his back, i think i'll use my posthole digger to pluck his heart out and stuff it down his throat.

trev wrote:Not poptart's best work.

Such a shame.

Gary Carter made the Hall with just a .262 Batting Average.

And I've got a nice boyish smile, like him.


Happy Nude Year, trev!

poptart wrote:

2009 Resolutions

Kwierland - less teeth

Rumps - me on top -- ALWAYS

trev - rainy days, hide the car keys

Gobbler - find Paul

Guntslinger - free bread sticks with every order

Mace - no wankin' -- uncle was right, make ya blind

Dinsdale - stop danglin' my damn participle

m2 - meth, I can kick it

Adelpiero - put more "action" on my ball

Jerkovich - log *OFF* before passing out

Wolfman - more ... Tombstone, Beast, life's good

LTS TARD - coffee on Mr. Rosenstein's desk by 8:59

Derron - never to overlap the butt joint

mvscal - shake a black man's hand

poptart - achieve Message Board Legend status

Good luck, pops.

1. Surf more

2. Maintain reconnection w/hs sweetheart

3. Post more

how 'bout some pics of this hs sweetheart chickie. preferably include a yearbook shot so we can see how she's weathered the last 40 years.