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Joke

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:55 pm
by Sirfindafold
What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?


They both travel around Uranus and they both wipeout Klingons.


:lol:

Re: Joke

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:58 pm
by Goober McTuber
F-

Go fuck yourself.

Re: Joke

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:00 pm
by Dinsdale
RACK!!!!


Sin,
The time I heard that in 1974

Re: Joke

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:07 pm
by Sirfindafold
Goober McTuber wrote:F-

WHAT THE FUCK?

I thought slack jawed liberal faggots like you refused to hand out F's cause you didn't want to huuuuuuuurrrrrt anyone's feewings.

Fuck you and that polesmoker dinsdale.

Re: Joke

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:13 pm
by Goober McTuber
Sirfindafold wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:F-

WHAT THE FUCK?

I thought slack jawed liberal faggots like you refused to hand out F's cause you didn't want to huuuuuuuurrrrrt anyone's feewings.
You're just lucky I was grading on a curve.

Re: Joke

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:23 pm
by PSUFAN
Fucking awful, as usual.

Re: Joke

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:32 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Awful and at least 35 to 40 years old, as Dins attested. What the hell SFAF, why do you even bother?

Go shit-thread AND fuck yourself.

Re: Joke

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:41 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
C- for childhood reminiscences.


yes, I'm being generous

Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:02 am
by Shoalzie
Dinsdale wrote:RACK!!!!


Sin,
The time I heard that in 1974


I was about to say...I probably heard that back in second grade.

Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:07 am
by smackaholic
since we're doing best 3rd grade jokes......

An american, a frenchie and a pollack are told they will be making a solo trek across the sahara desert. They will be allowed to bring one thing only.

The american says, I'll take an umbrella. It will shelter me from the sun.

The frenchie says, i'll bring some wine. It will quench my thirst.

The pollack says, I'll bring a car door. If it gets too hot I will roll down the window.

Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:06 am
by KC Scott
Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Beacuse SFAF is a Dumbfuck

Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:14 am
by KC Scott
What's Black and White and Read All over?

SFAF sucks horse cock

Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:16 am
by Dinsdale
Q: How many SFAFs does it take to screw in a light bulb?


A: At least he's not AP

Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:25 am
by KC Scott
Knock Knock?

Who's there?

Sirfindafold

Eject dumbfuck, Eject

Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:40 am
by KC Scott
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"I get no respect, no respect I tell ya...... But sirfindafold is a douchebag"

Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:43 am
by KC Scott
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"And have you ever noticed that you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? and that sirfindafold takes it up the ass? What's the deal with that?"

Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:47 am
by KC Scott
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"Take my wife........ and Sirfindafold......... and shoot them both in the fucking head........ Please"

Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:54 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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You ever notice what an asshole SFAF is? Yeaaaahhhh!!! What a Grade-A asssssssshole!

Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:56 am
by Dinsdale
Q: What do you call nuts on a man's wall?

A: Walnuts



Q: What do you call nuts on a man's chest?

A: Chestnuts



Q: What do you call nuts on a man's chin?

A: SFAF at the YMCA

Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:03 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
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Now I can't have no 'curse' show, I mean I gotta throw in a few jokes in between the curses, I can't come out and go "Hello! Filth flar'n filth, motherfucker, dick, pussy, snot, and shit. SFAF sucks horse cock! Good night! Suck my dick!

Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:35 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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kweeerpt Sirfindafold shprink discovered that shit theads didn't go over well on T1B fwooop plink kweeerpt

Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:17 pm
by Goober McTuber
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“Hickory dickory dock
My balls fell out of my jock
I laid them to rest on Sirfindafold’s chest
And paddled his face with my cock.”

Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:59 pm
by KC Scott
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"I'm just a wild and crazy Guy......... but Sirfindafold is an Asslicker"

Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:05 pm
by KC Scott
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'Sure, I'm a fat, muff munching Bull Dyke - But at least I'm Not SFAF"

Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:11 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
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"Did you know, the South has had cloning for years. It's called cousins. Or SFAF.”

Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:17 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
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There's nothing that a white man with a penny hates more … than a nigga with a nickel! And SFAF!

Re: Joke

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:44 am
by KC Scott
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Top: The idea of starting another inane Joke thread
Bottom: SFAF

Re: Joke

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:01 am
by Mister Bushice
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pictured:SFAF jokes.

Re: Joke

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:11 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Q: How do you get a Jewish girl to stop fucking you?
A: Tell her you're SFAF.

Re: Joke

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:27 pm
by smackaholic
rack terry.

what do you call SFAF when he's not in the room?

same as when he is, a fukkin' moron.

Re: Joke

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:43 pm
by indyfrisco
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If you've ever bent over and taken a huge black cock up your ass.....you might be a SFAF.

Re: Joke

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:52 pm
by Screw_Michigan
:lol: Or Guntslinger.

Re: Joke

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:10 pm
by Sirfindafold
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My boy 'fold is one funny motherfucker. I don't know why he posts his epic jokes in this shit forum.

Re: Joke

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:13 pm
by indyfrisco
^^^ Like I said. ^^^

:lol:
IndyFrisco wrote:If you've ever bent over and taken a huge black cock up your ass.....you might be a SFAF.

Re: Joke

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:22 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Sirfindafold wrote:Image

That wigga 'fold is one stupid motherfucker. I don't know why he posts his lame-ass jokes in this forum.
Fixed. You're welcome.