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Tim Tebow, holding the child he begat through immaculate conception.

Schmick Jr. gets a lesson on the Heisman pose on her way to two-a-days. Strained peas and freeze pops adorned the training table lunch.

Idolatry is bad--Jesus

Superman swoops down and saves t-rex from fatal car wreck.

What the fuck kind of faggot wears those shoes?

SoCalTrjn wrote:What the fuck kind of faggot wears those shoes?

We also would've accepted:

"A Gator can wear Crocs, who knew?"

Believe the Heupel wrote:What kind of a faggot immediately looks at another dude's shoes?

Well, more males stare at George Brett's junk when he's batting than females. Seriously. I just tried searching for the article but I haven't a clue where I found it. Some sort of scientific study showed that when George Brett was at the plate (not sure why they used him as the study), more males would focus on his privates than women. Women would focus on his face.

So I suppose checking out another dude's shoes is less gay than staring at his junk, even though I must admit George is my favorite athlete of all-time. If I were gay I'd totally do him!

We're all gayer just for having read that, Jon. Gah!

TheJON wrote:

Believe the Heupel wrote:What kind of a faggot immediately looks at another dude's shoes?

Well, more males stare at George Brett's junk when he's batting than females. Seriously. I just tried searching for the article but I haven't a clue where I found it. Some sort of scientific study showed that when George Brett was at the plate (not sure why they used him as the study), more males would focus on his privates than women. Women would focus on his face.

So I suppose checking out another dude's shoes is less gay than staring at his junk, even though I must admit George is my favorite athlete of all-time. If I were gay I'd totally do him!

I’m guessing that it wasn’t an article, just your own anecdotal observations. Admit it, you like looking at George Brett’s junk. Sinner.

Van wrote:We're all gayer just for having read that, Jon. Gah!

Well I think here is scientific proof that we males are fags.....

http://www.kottke.org/07/03/men-look-at-crotches#

George Brett's got a fire crotch!!

GO toss your own salad, JON..

Screw_Michigan wrote:GO toss your own salad, JON..

If I tossed my own salad, would that be gay???

We should debate this.....

Van wrote:We're all gayer just for having read that, Jon. Gah!

No shit.

Jon, if we ever happen to be at the same game together, I trust you'll be in the left field bleachers. I'll be in the right.

George Brett was my fucking hero of all time. Now you've gone and done fucked that all up.

3rd base?

He's gone for the cycle.

War Wagon wrote:

Van wrote:We're all gayer just for having read that, Jon. Gah!

No shit.

Jon, if we ever happen to be at the same game together, I trust you'll be in the left field bleachers. I'll be in the right.

George Brett was my fucking hero of all time. Now you've gone and done fucked that all up.

Dude, same here. Chill out. He's my hero first. I've got a bigger non-gay mancrush on him than you do.

TheJON wrote:

War Wagon wrote:

Van wrote:We're all gayer just for having read that, Jon. Gah!

No shit.

Jon, if we ever happen to be at the same game together, I trust you'll be in the left field bleachers. I'll be in the right.

George Brett was my fucking hero of all time. Now you've gone and done fucked that all up.

Dude, same here. Chill out. He's my hero first. I've got a bigger non-gay mancrush on him than you do.

Would you take a Beech Nut money shot? If he said you were perty first?

Adelpiero wrote:

Tebow strikes a Heisman pose before whipping the infant down the sidewalk to an eager young gator fan in a wheelchair who was strategically wheeled to the deep-post spot. True to form, Tebow's toss hit the quadriplegic gator fan right in the fucking numbers!