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I won't bore you folks in the NE and MidWest with our weather today, but I sure as hell feel for you poor fuckers walking around in temps about 100 degrees colder than ours. That just ain't right.

A chilly 30 this morning, with frozen fog...

On its way to another sunny day, highs in the low 50's... which is pretty deece for this time of year. And a long string of dry days is just what the doctor ordered after last week's floods.


If I had the afternoon off, it's possible I might go swing the sticks... which up north of the 45 Parallel, is pretty much winterBODEness.


HA! I'm farther north than about any of you freezing fuckers. Serves you fucks right for ever sending that shit my way to begin with. ARCTIC FRONT REPELLED!!!!!!


Rack the Good Ocean (when it ain't waterlogging me, anyway).

I forgot you're up there, Dins.

You and your friends and family come out OK from the floods?

Loganfan wrote:You and your friends and family come out OK from the floods?

Me, my friends, and scant family have never interbred with our family members (not recently anyway), nor do we huff thinner as a hobby, therefore, we built our methlabs off the flood plains.


Pretty hilly around these parts, for the most part -- ain't too tough to find a place to live that isn't in a flood plain... but when FEMA cuts you a check every year for being an idiot, why change?


BTW-seems like a good place for a reset...

I believe there's another WEATHER thread already eight pages long in CDS, tards. Use it.

Boardbitchsayswhat?


Nah, this thread works for me.

"I won't bore you folks in the NE and MidWest with our weather today"

I WILL

The only people not lovin' the weather Out West are those who operate ski resorts.

Tell you the truth, I'm not ready for this heat wave shit.

80+ degrees in mid-January? Just not down with it, I'd prefer low 50s and a little rain right now. Can't leave the office and go to the beach anyway.

A little better than the alternative, though, I guess.

It's single digits here, not bitching though. Whining about the weather is for pussies and old farts.

...a Mild sighting

Mikey wrote:Can't leave the office and go to the beach anyway.

Epic fail.

And wishing for the rain? Go fuck yourself, old timer. This epic weather is why we live here in the first place.

Its been a great excuse to cut my workday short and hit the waves. I've thoroughly enjoyed the incredible weather and surf (not to mention the talent rolling around) this past week. RACK this paradise.

WolverineSteve wrote:Whining about the weather is for pussies and old farts.

And people who like to golf and...


do stuff outside.


I'll bet you're one pasty-assed mofo.

If you live somewhere and the weather suprises you...shame on you. I love golf, speant the last 10 years in Florida, so I played my share of winter links. Now back in the D, why bitch about the cold? It's motherfucking January, what'd these people expect?

RJ wrote:

Mikey wrote:Can't leave the office and go to the beach anyway.

Epic fail.

And wishing for the rain? Go fuck yourself, old timer. This epic weather is why we live here in the first place.

Right now we need the rain a lot more than we need the sun, dumbass.

But...if worse came to worse you'd prolly survive enthusiastically guzzling cum, so I can see why you don't really GARA.

Loganfan wrote:I won't bore you folks in the NE and MidWest with our weather today, but I sure as hell feel for you poor fuckers walking around in temps about 100 degrees colder than ours. That just ain't right.

Enduring cold winter weather is a strength- and character-building exercise. I'm thinking that's why you're a simpleton marshmallow that sprouted unclean-looking bristles...but there are probably a few additional reasons.

-11 degrees this morning in C-bus.

-17 when I awoke up here in God’s Country. Already up to +4.

Goober McTuber wrote:-17

Truly, truly God's Cuntry.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:-17

Truly, truly God's Cuntry.

God is not a weather pussy like you, slapnuts.

Pretty sure the Garden of Eden wasn't a -17 degree, barren fucking wasteland like Madison. For the record, it's pretty cold here, too.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:-17

Truly, truly God's Cuntry.

God is not a weather pussy like you, slapnuts.

I'll bet you God doesn't live in the Midwest. You know he lives out here or down in SoFla with the other retired old folks

Just curious, Screwball, have you ever been to Madison?

Goober McTuber wrote:Just curious, Screwball, have you ever been to Madison?

Yes. It reminded me of Milwaukee, but with less balck people.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Just curious, Screwball, have you ever been to Madison?

Yes. It reminded me of Milwaukee, but with less balck people.

You’re either blind, or a fucking idiot. I’m betting on the latter. Milwaukee is a typical of the rust belt, with a decaying inner city populated in a large part by those in the lower income levels (you’d fit right in).

Madison has a much higher level of income and education (probably why I fit in here), with a high percentage of professionals. It’s also a city situated between two lakes, so it’s a very attractive city as well. That’s probably why it’s consistently selected as one of the top 10 places to live in the US, you FAT fucking RETARD.

RJ wrote:

Mikey wrote:Can't leave the office and go to the beach anyway.

Epic fail.

And wishing for the rain? Go fuck yourself, old timer. This epic weather is why we live here in the first place.

Its been a great excuse to cut my workday short and hit the waves. I've thoroughly enjoyed the incredible weather and surf (not to mention the talent rolling around) this past week. RACK this paradise.

Mikey has been stepping on his penis pencil quite a bit this week. We don't need the rain. Mikey needs to go out and gets some sunshine in his eyes and some color on his bald spot.

trev wrote:

RJ wrote:

Mikey wrote:Can't leave the office and go to the beach anyway.

Epic fail.

And wishing for the rain? Go fuck yourself, old timer. This epic weather is why we live here in the first place.

Its been a great excuse to cut my workday short and hit the waves. I've thoroughly enjoyed the incredible weather and surf (not to mention the talent rolling around) this past week. RACK this paradise.

Mikey has been stepping on his penis pencil quite a bit this week. We don't need the rain. Mikey needs to go out and gets some sunshine in his eyes and some color on his bald spot.

You're as much of a dumbass as RJ. Why am I not surprised?

We ALWAYS need rain. Quit watering your lawn so much, trev.

Dinsdale wrote:do stuff outside.

Like hunting, ice fishing, skiing, skating and snowshoeing? There's plenty that can be done outside in winter weather. You can even go for a hike in the winter. It's got nothing to do with bitching about the weather.

Dinsdale wrote:

WolverineSteve wrote:Whining about the weather is for pussies and old farts.

And people who like to golf and...


do stuff outside.


I'll bet you're one pasty-assed mofo.

In the winter, we New Englanders usually hit the slopes for some skiing and/or 'boarding. Do you do these types of activities indoors in the U & L? Do you get a tan whilst doing so? Don't most of us have John Stockton's skin tone from Dec-Feb?

Good God, man, put on some extra layers if it's too cold for you. Women complain about the weather, Dins. Why do you hate your penis so much?

BSmack wrote:You can even go for a hike in the winter.

Word. My wife and I love taking the our dog for his "woods runs" in the winter because he loves the snow, and also, there's a lot more room for us to roam. It seems that all the Dinses are pussied out in front of a fireplace wearing their mittens/robes complaining that their hair and make-up don't hold up so well in the frigid winter air.

Sudden Sam wrote:Supposedly we got into single digits (with the wind chill) last night, but I don't think it was that bad.

Wind chill is for pussies.

sin

3 degrees last night.

"We NEED Rain, we need rain.....waaaah"

Shut the fuck up you whiney slits. Crying like a fucking sissy for the rain isnt going to suddenly make it happen. Here's a novel idea-try enjoying the incredible weather (another badass sun soaked day!) instead of cursing it. Time to roll out the surfboard baby!




RACK Trev.

Loganfan wrote:We ALWAYS need rain. Quit watering your lawn so much, trev.

We don't need rain. We had rain in November and December. And I thoroughly enjoyed our brisk, wintry weather. You cannot beat the blue sky. My daisies are blooming. I only water when necessary. Mikey is probably one of those tards whose automatic sprinklers are running during a storm.

...it's plummeted all the way down to 77 degrees here in Northridge off a high of 83 yesterday...but hey, who's complaining?...well uh, I'm guessing everyone east of Tucson. I'm with James on this one, you cavemen from Crapchester, Buffalo, Madison, take the next 30 minutes to wrap your chalk white bod's in 7 layers of wool, grab your dog or wolverine or what ever kind of pets survive artic cold and take a brisk walk in the woods.
HOWEVER,
If you're ever of a mind to enjoy ALL outdoor sports 12 months a year, within a 45 minute drive, give me a bell here in Northridge (earthquake country) I'll send you directions.

SEE YA

ChargerMike wrote:If you're ever of a mind to enjoy ALL outdoor sports 12 months a year, within a 45 minute drive, give me a bell here in Northridge (earthquake country) I'll send you directions.

You can be ice-fishing in 45 minutes? Bullshit.

Goober McTuber wrote:

ChargerMike wrote:If you're ever of a mind to enjoy ALL outdoor sports 12 months a year, within a 45 minute drive, give me a bell here in Northridge (earthquake country) I'll send you directions.

You can be ice-fishing in 45 minutes? Bullshit.

..touche'...it's about 5 hours to Red Lake. The article pretty much explains how Cali's feel about ice fishing.

SOUTH LAKE TAHOE, Calif. — Thinking there are few places to fish, Californians still shy away from taking icefishing seriously.

On the other hand, from January through March, anglers can find a handful of roadside waters that offer easy access to icefishing destinations.

Throughout Northern California and the upper reaches of the Sierra, several waters provide anglers with great access to frozen lakes that can yield rainbow, brown, brook, lake and cutthroat trout.

Icefishing doesn't require tremendous skills. Anglers with an auger and shovel can use their trout gear that they normally use in lakes, rivers and streams and become successful at icefishing.

It's much easier than you might expect.

When I woke up this morning it was 15 degrees warmer in the Arctic Circle. And it still never dawned on me to start a thread about it. Pussies, indeed.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:When I woke up this morning it was 15 degrees warmer in the Arctic Circle. And it still never dawned on me to start a thread about it. Pussies, indeed.

Did it inspire you to move to Madison?

Screw_Michigan wrote:Did it inspire you to move to Madison?

I don't need to move to Madison. We've got pics here of Rumplewife to remind us of the scenery.