Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months
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Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months
This may be glass dick material...
http://www.toledoonthemove.com/news/new ... ?id=150083
Dude is fucked up to be having sex with lawn furniture but as long as it isnt stolen and he isnt in public, I could care less it just seems like a waste of tax payer money.
Big question is why the guy who video taped it without dudes consent and then made DVDs of it was not brought in. What kind of freak video tapes a dude banging a sexy ass picnic table?
Now lets stop kidding ourselves the table was asking for it. Look at this sexy sumbitch right here and tell me you wouldnt....
http://www.toledoonthemove.com/news/new ... ?id=150083
Dude is fucked up to be having sex with lawn furniture but as long as it isnt stolen and he isnt in public, I could care less it just seems like a waste of tax payer money.
Big question is why the guy who video taped it without dudes consent and then made DVDs of it was not brought in. What kind of freak video tapes a dude banging a sexy ass picnic table?
Now lets stop kidding ourselves the table was asking for it. Look at this sexy sumbitch right here and tell me you wouldnt....
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Re: Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months
Gotta admit she's got nice legs.
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Pretty stiff - penalty - for having wood at the wrong time and wrong place.
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great sticks.
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2,4,1,3,5
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Damn you poptart i was just about to submit this and it showed me you replied while i was trying to submit....
3,2,1
3,2,1
TheJON wrote:What does the winner get? Because if it's a handjob from Frisco, I'd like to campaign for my victory.
Re: Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months
Personally, I don't think Art Price has committed a crime.
Sounds like some nosey neighbors.
If a guy wants to climb on his roof and fuck his gutter, why the hell should anyone care?
Sounds like a crock of shit to me.
But whatever, he'll prolly hit the talk show circuit after his six months are up and rake in some large cayesh.
Only in America.
Sounds like some nosey neighbors.
If a guy wants to climb on his roof and fuck his gutter, why the hell should anyone care?
Sounds like a crock of shit to me.
But whatever, he'll prolly hit the talk show circuit after his six months are up and rake in some large cayesh.
Only in America.
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Would we have to pay for the gutter's health care?poptart wrote:Personally, I don't think Art Price has committed a crime.
Sounds like some nosey neighbors.
If a guy wants to climb on his roof and fuck his gutter, why the hell should anyone care?
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I am surprised it took Pedo in Seattle this long to post in a thread wherein deliciously bony legs were displayed.
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Re: Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months
I’ll wait for Dins to weigh in on this. He’s the expert on deck screws.
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Re: Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months
Genius, Pop. Laughed out loud.poptart wrote:
2,4,1,3,5
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Re: Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months
Another splinter...shit!
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