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Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:05 am
by War Wagon
What's it going to be?
Close Gitmo?
Remove all limits on abortion and/or stem cell research?
Legalize gay marriage in all 50 states so Goobs and Screwed can officially tie the knot?
Something else?
It has to something big, yet simple. He can easily issue a proclamation closing Gitmo... that wouldn't actually take effect for months.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:06 am
by Derron
Kill whitey...
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:16 am
by Bobby42
Derron wrote:Kill whitey...
Its too late for that. The time to have done that would have been in the beginning. No, we let them overrun us.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:18 am
by RadioFan
Derron wrote:Kill whitey...
Wags' post wasn't
that bad, dude.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:25 am
by ChargerMike
...disband the BCS and formulate a playoff format for NCAA football, so SC would be National Champs every year.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:28 am
by Adelpiero
i say stem cells
Quick Question:
Since the Messiah has been sworn in, are we supposed to kneel and pray in the direction of DC now?
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:38 am
by Mikey
mvscal wrote:Whatever it is, it will be totally meaningless....much like the rest of his Residency.
I realize that you're incredibly bitter over the election, but the fact that he's President of the United States means that his term and what he does with it will definitely not be meaningless.
You might want to come to terms with that fact.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:50 am
by Van
ChargerMike wrote:...disband the BCS and formulate a playoff format for NCAA football, so SC would be National Champs every year.
Gotta say, I like how you think.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:04 am
by Cosmo Kramer
He actually already did by signing in his administration you simple twat!s
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:52 am
by RadioFan
ChargerMike wrote:...disband the BCS and formulate a playoff format for NCAA football, so SC would be National Champs every year.
Bwah
RACK the first part.
And the second.
Sin,
ESPN
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:57 am
by RadioFan
mvscal wrote:War Wagon wrote:He can easily issue a proclamation closing Gitmo... that wouldn't actually take effect for months.
Or ever.
You'll have to excuse Wags. He started in on the Bud Light early today in homage of W's exiting morality.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:18 am
by War Wagon
What's your excuse?
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:26 am
by War Wagon
Kinda' the premise of the thread JSC, but thanks for the contribution anyway.
Perhaps RF and yourself can rub your two brain cells together and create a spark.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:38 am
by Screw_Michigan
Cut him some slack, Whitey. He probably just shit out more potential and success than you'll ever have in your mealy mouthed life.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:40 am
by War Wagon
mvscal wrote:War Wagon wrote:He can easily issue a proclamation closing Gitmo... that wouldn't actually take effect for months.
Or ever.
Oh, it'll close... or at least end operations under the current status. Only question is how soon. Obama's got too much credibility riding on this issue, along with several others. This would seem to be the low hanging fruit he can easily grasp.
Only problem is what to do with those deemed to dangerous to released. They probably wind up in Ft. Leavenworth.
Good article.
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld ... 0194.story
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:00 am
by Cuda
Van wrote:ChargerMike wrote:...disband the BCS and formulate a playoff format for NCAA football, so SC would be National Champs every year.
Gotta say, I like how you think.
Who the fuck are YOU?
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:30 am
by War Wagon
Screw_Michigan wrote:He probably just shit out more potential...
Exactly how does one go about shitting out "potential", you fucking retard?
You must have thought typing that big word made you look smart.
You bore me, son. Your status around here is barely above that of shit troll... and even the shit trolls have more lucid takes and imaginative smack.
Run along now. Goobs has some nice inaugural 'celebrations' planned for you tonight
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:18 am
by Van
Cuda wrote:Van wrote:ChargerMike wrote:...disband the BCS and formulate a playoff format for NCAA football, so SC would be National Champs every year.
Gotta say, I like how you think.
Who the fuck are YOU?
Your old best pal and worst Team Nutsack debatin' nightmare.
'Sup, Cuda!
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:42 pm
by Tom In VA
Close Gitmo. Send the "suspected" terrorists to Hollywood, NYC, and Chicago.
They can work for the Attorney General (unconfirmed) Eric H. Holder Jr. He seems to like terrorists.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:51 pm
by ChargerMike
War Wagon wrote:What's it going to be?
Close Gitmo?
Remove all limits on abortion and/or stem cell research?
Legalize gay marriage in all 50 states so Goobs and Screwed can officially tie the knot?
Something else?
It has to something big, yet simple. He can easily issue a proclamation closing Gitmo... that wouldn't actually take effect for months.
...um, not a bad call wags..this just in:
In a Day One burst of activity, President Barack Obama stepped into the Oval Office for the first time as chief executive Wednesday, summoned advisers to begin dealing with war and recession and ordered new ethics rules for "a clean break from business as usual."
Obama also froze salaries for top White House staff, placed calls to Mideast leaders
and had aides circulate a draft executive order that would close the detention center at Guantanamo Bay within a year.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:38 pm
by PSUFAN
Why? I thought you said it was a necessary facility.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:44 pm
by Dinsdale
ChargerMike wrote:ordered new ethics rules for "a clean break from business as usual."
Dude who appointed a lobbyist from Raytheon to eventually take over the Pentagon, and named a board member of a carbon-trading scam outfit and an open socialist as "climate czar" is going to talk about ethics and breaking from business as usual?
Damn, you motherfuckers just got clowned.
"We need hope, not FEAR... BTW, if you don't give us your money to cool the earth back down, you're all going to die! But we're going to do away with fear!"
Are you fucking serious?
Nice job engineering a train wreck, tards. Could you pleasepleaseplase not be a complete fucking retard the next time you vote...
please?
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:49 pm
by smackaholic
I like his recommendation for a tax cheat at treasury. That's a change I don't think I wanna believe in.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:36 am
by RadioFan
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:37 am
by poptart
Does his new era of "openness" and "transparency" include letting us citizen have a look at his birth certificate?
College records?
Anything?
ty in advance
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:46 am
by poptart
Since B.O.'s oath of office was butchered ... minor detail, he and Judge Roberts performed a mulligan.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28780417/?gt1=42003
- The president said he did not have his Bible with him, but that the oath was binding anyway. -
Yeppers,
another minor detail.
Pretty sure there's not a damn thing to no Bible being present.
Carry on .........
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:01 am
by RadioFan
poptart wrote:Pretty sure there's not a damn thing to no Bible being present.
Good point, and that makes him the anti-Christ, right?
Roberts, of course.
Seriously, how hard is it to fuck up 35 words? Roberts is CJ of the SC, for god's sake.
I'm surprised Roberts didn't issue a news release stating how the president didn't use a Bible, when he was forced to say it S-L-O-W-L-Y, this time.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:06 am
by poptart
The funniest part of that article is B. Hussein Obama declaring, "The oath is still binding, despite no Bible being present."
Yes, I mean if HE says so.
Yes HE can.
Guess they couldn't round up a Bible from ... somewhere ... in the whole damn White House.
No problem, King.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:07 am
by RadioFan
Btw, the FOIA memo didn't have to be written nor sent at all.
I guess I should have posted, "Cue the, 'Well, he just did it for PR purposes' in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... "
Pathetic.
But by all means, spin away.
After all, we certainly want government fuckups to be secret, based on "security."
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:09 am
by RadioFan
poptart wrote:Guess they couldn't round up a Bible from ... somewhere ... in the whole damn White House.
Psssst, don't tell anybody, but he actually swore on the Koran.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:16 am
by War Wagon
poptart wrote:
Pretty sure there's not a damn thing to no Bible being present.
You'd be correct then.
Obama became president at noon yesterday, regardless of when he took the oath or if there were a Bible... or a birth certificate, present.
He's the HMFNIC, and I don't have a problem with that because more Americans in the key electoral states voted for him.
EOS.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:22 am
by RadioFan
War Wagon wrote:Obama became president at noon yesterday, regardless of when he took the oath or if there were a Bible... or a birth certificate, present.
Actually, the Constitution requires that he take the oath.
The Constitution doesn't say anything about the Bible though, nor the CJ of the SC fucking up the oath.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:33 am
by Tom In VA
RadioFan wrote:Btw, the FOIA memo didn't have to be written nor sent at all.
I guess I should have posted, "Cue the, 'Well, he just did it for PR purposes' in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... "
Pathetic.
But by all means, spin away.
After all, we certainly want government fuckups to be secret, based on "security."
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
Yeah, you're an expert on the FOIA. Good one.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:35 am
by RadioFan
Tom In VA wrote:Yeah, you're an expert on the FOIA. Good one.
Have you ever even made a FOIA request?
A simple Y/N will do, Tom.
Btw, this will NOT end well, for you, bro. 'sayin.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:36 am
by War Wagon
RadioFan wrote:
Actually, the Constitution requires that he take the oath.
Actually, it doesn't
when.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:37 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:41 am
by KC Scott
Tart you've jumped the fence Bro - jus' sayin.......
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:42 am
by RadioFan
STFU, Marty.
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:48 am
by Dr_Phibes
well, I listened to it - in between kumbayas NPR said pres. sooty swore on the bible used by A. Lincoln, apparently he's got this thing for him :?
Re: Obama's first executive order
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:08 am
by Tom In VA
RadioFan wrote:Tom In VA wrote:Yeah, you're an expert on the FOIA. Good one.
Have you ever even made a FOIA request?
No. I am familiar only with processing them for the agency I worked for in the 90's.
But do tell. How did your Area 51 request do ?