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The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:12 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Fellow Canuck T1B'ers, help me tell the epic saga of our fine land...and remember, keep it CANADIAN!
There I was, drivin' down the road, doing a steady 60 Kmh on my way to the PetroCan for a few litres...Rush's Moving Pictures blasting away...
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:45 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
of the big lake they called "Gitche Gumee."
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
when the skies of November turn gloomy.
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:18 pm
by Goober McTuber
The legend lives on from the Troll Stops on down
of the big slut they called "Cinderfella."
The bitch, it is told, spreads her vaginal folds
and MPerk bathes in her Clamonella.
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:33 pm
by Screw_Michigan
I was too busy slamming Molson Candian Ices and Labatt 50s at Cheetah's in Windsor to notice I had to work the next morning.
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:39 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
...Gord wanted to stop for poutine fries at Harvey's...I was like, I'm down to my last Twoonie, just enough for TimBits...
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:47 pm
by Screw_Michigan
but then I found a copy of Neil Young's After the Gold Rush and was like "dude, let's fukkin' crank this...
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:31 pm
by Dinsdale
Martyred wrote:The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
of the big lake they called "Gitche Gumee."
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
when the skies of November turn gloomy.
Proving that you fucks drive a boat aboot as well as you drive a car.
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:48 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Screw_Michigan wrote:but then I found a copy of Neil Young's After the Gold Rush and was like "dude, let's fukkin' crank this...
Igloo Spin Zone
and the damage done
A little part of it in everyone
But every junkie's
like a settin' sun.
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:55 pm
by Screw_Michigan
more like....
Hey hey, m2 ren fairy
running through the overhanging trees
make way for the m2 ren fairy
the water's going down, it's a mighty tight...SQUEEEZE
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:09 pm
by Dinsdale
Hey hey, my my
We piled on Screwey and made him cry
It stems from his manlust
For that Goober guy
Hey hey, my my
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:18 pm
by BSmack
Dinsdale wrote:Martyred wrote:The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
of the big lake they called "Gitche Gumee."
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
when the skies of November turn gloomy.
Proving that you fucks drive a boat aboot as well as you drive a car.
I was going to point out the the Edmund Fitzgerald was an American boat. But then I found out the captain was a CANADIAN by birth.
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:53 pm
by Dinsdale
BSmack wrote:But then I found out the captain was a CANADIAN by birth.
Although it's entirely possible that the guy at the helm when the problem occurred was an American... and a cousin of none other than one Courtney Taylor. Hence, the Dandies doing multiple cover versions of the tune.
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:04 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:43 pm
by fix
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:53 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
WAR~
Relic
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:59 pm
by BSmack
Best album by a Canadian band ever.
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:35 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
"Roll-Up-The-Rim" days are almost over...
:cry:
WAR ~ sorry please play again
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:01 pm
by BSmack
Martyred wrote:"Roll-Up-The-Rim" days are almost over...
:cry:
WAR ~ sorry please play again
My pops will not be happy. He's been getting every other cup of Tim Horton's coffee free for like the past month or so.
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:21 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Things are looking up in the old
ISZ.
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:05 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
^^^^^^^^^^^
RACK the hell outta this guy!
WAR ~
the tickle trunk
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:07 pm
by fix
Finnegan!!!
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:10 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
"...and a little chair for Katy..."
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:12 pm
by fix
Early one morning just as the sun was rising..
Rusty
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:13 pm
by Katy
I don't know Canadian television. :x
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:14 pm
by fix
Katy wrote:I don't know Canadian television. :x
We'll fix that.
War Bimbos
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:14 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Otis wrote:Early one morning just as the sun was rising..
Rusty
Rusty fucking rocked the marshmallows right outta my Count Chocula...
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:17 pm
by Katy
Otis wrote:Katy wrote:I don't know Canadian television. :x
We'll fix that.
War Bimbos
Thin ice.
Someone is going to be kissing their hand goodnight for a long, long, loooooooong time.
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:18 pm
by fix
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:19 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:20 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
O
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F
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Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:20 pm
by Katy
Martyred wrote:
RACK Lillian Vernon
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:21 pm
by Katy
This silly American had no idea.
Let's cuddle.
Re: The Great Canadian Story
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:30 pm
by fix
Katy wrote:
This silly Amer[/img]ican had no idea.
Let's cuddle.
Elmer never forgets.
War Blinky...
