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Welcome, folks, to the premier of T1B Jeopardy! I'm your host, Van, and today we have with us three eager contestants. Please give a warm welcome to Dinsdale, mvscal, and Birdy!









~applause~




Contestants, welcome to the show. Now grab your signalers and let's get ready to play T1B Jeopardy! Dinsdale, you have control of the board.



I'll take America's Past Times for $200, Vannar.



This activity has long been regarded as America's official past time. Birdy?



What is sucking black cock?



No, I'm sorry. mvscal?



What is sucking two black cocks with a third black cock up your ass?



Birdy, it's no longer your turn. mvscal?



What is molesting VogelWife's gash with a rusty nut driver?



Sorry, no. Dinsdale?



BWAHAHAHAHA! What is...wow, just...wow...



I'm sorry, that is also incorrect.



Uhhh, genius? I know the answer, I was just...



Sorry, judges have ruled. The correct answer is: listening to the sweet, sweet sounds of Steve Vai shredding solos and imagining what it's like to run your hands through his thick, dark curls while simultaneously watching highlights of Matt Leinart, John David Booty, and Mark Sanchez ripping up defenses, all the while doing your best not to bust your load because you're saving that for gushy dialogue later with Sudden Sam about motorcycles. Dinsdale, you still have control.



Allllllrighty then. Let's go to HVAC for $200.



A mechanical device responsible for producing and blowing a current of air. mvscal?



Go fuck yourself, you hand wringing pantload.



Uhh, no that's incorrect. Birdy?



What is me on a Friday night at a soul food restaurant down Gary, Indiana?



Hmmmm, judges?

~pause~

Van: Judges are saying no. Dinsdale?



Ummm, hang on a sec.......BWAHAHAHAHA! This is a joke, right? PLEASEPLEASE tell me this is a joke. Umm, technically it's not even considered "mechanical." I know, I know...you judges read snippets out of Encyclopedias and all the sudden you're hands-on experts. Trust me, I've forgotten more in the last 5 minutes about HVAC than any of you clowns will know in a lifetime. It just so happens my bestest buddy...



Sorry, we have to cut you off there. That's incorrect. Dinsdale, you still have control of the board.



Gee, thanks, Marcus. We'll go with Greatest Region In The Entire Universe for $200.



This region in the Pacific Northwest is widely regarded as the greatest region in the entire universe. mvscal?



Nobody fucking cares.



Incorrect. Birdy?



What is Kimbo Slice's upper sigmoid?



No, sorry. Dinsdale, do you have an answer?


~Dinsdale mashing the clicker violently, but nothing's working~



Dinsdale? Seriously, no Dinsdale on this one? Beuhler? Anyone?


~Still mashing the button, with sweat pouring down face in pure agony~



Oh, sorry. Time's up. We were looking for the U&L. The U&L.



God DAMMIT! Vannie, I'm putting you on ignore.



Well, in that case let's go to mvscal. mvscal, you have control of the board.



Things Van Would Rather Be Doing Than Hosting This Show, for $200.



Excellent choice. If I wasn't here right now with you degenerate fucks, this is what I would be doing. Birdy?



What is pretending to be black while porking some skank you met on the internet and then swiping her man's funds?



No, sorry. mvscal?



Eat shit, dickslap.



Sorry. We were looking for feathering the hair on my taint and drawing a face to make it look like Pete Carroll. That's right, feathering the hair on my taint and drawing a face to make it look like Pete Carroll. Birdy, back to you.



Yo, I'll go back to America's Past Times for fo-hundy.



This combo of events is becoming more popular particularly in the midwest. mvscal?



What is rounding up nogs and sending them back to Africa?



Uhh, no, sorry. Birdy?



What is pretending to HATE black cock, but having a secret lustful obsession for it?



Ummmm...no, sorry. We were looking for, "Delivering pizzas, beating women, and stealing credit cards."



Oh no you di'nt mu'fucka -- you BEST not be disrepectin the Bu! The FubU!



Sit down and shut the fuck up, dipshit.



RACK the silence over here. Van, did you say something?



Well, that about wraps it up. Judges, let's take the keys and drive on outta this shithole.

Definitely exceeded my expectations.

Rack it.

Oh.my.

RACK!

damn--I can't believe I actually scrolled down through all of that pile of manure--
MG-WouldYaBlowMe has gone off the deep end !

insert Rob Lowe take here

It must be cold and boring in Michigan....


65 degrees here today.




the truth

Awre-some.

archive

"Taint hair feathering..."

Nope. Can't say I ever saw that one coming. There exists true evil genius in this place.

Best part of the whole bit? Birdy. His w.i.g.g.e.r character; his signature on his lecturn.

Damn, Mgo, I didn't even know people still did threads like this anymore. Good job, congrats and archive...

One little question though...

What in the world possessed you to do this??

Van wrote:
One little question though...

What in the world possessed you to do this??

Boredom?

I shall Rack this thread MGblOw made for sure! Finally something being written for the sake of being funny... and yes Big O, this was funny.

Van wrote:
What in the world possessed you to do this??

He got tired of waiting for your answer in the "left coast" thread.

that's gotta be a top 5 best post, evah in this place.

rack mblow.

RACK Mgo!

Wolfman wrote:damn--I can't believe I actually scrolled down through all of that pile of manure--

I can't believe you couldn't appreciate the hilarity of the post.

RACK MGO!!!!

Crusty old W defenders aren't known for their sense of humor.

Hilarious Shit MGO -

Huge racks

Not a bad first read in the morning..been a while since a good laff got the day going...

Funny stuff. RACK it.

Almost as funny as "bipartisanship".

MuchoBulls wrote:

Wolfman wrote:damn--I can't believe I actually scrolled down through all of that pile of manure--

I can't believe you couldn't appreciate the hilarity of the post.

I can. He’s a bitter old man who’s going to die short $15.

RACK Mgo.

Birdy wrote:I should not be depicted as sucking black cock.

OK -- This should be auctioned off as sig material.

Kickin' it Old School Style.


RACK MgoB

Dear God that was fucking hilarious. And anyone who didn't think that was funny should lose the URL for this place and get back to watching their Lifetime channel.

Throw another RACK on the pile.

Outstanding!

Rack MGO.

Looks like my boy received the same kind of participation from Dins and mvscal as I did when they were on T1b Squares

Ri-giggity-diggity-gaggity-ack!

Sin,

Awesome

Dinsdale wrote:Awesome

You got robbed Dins, your buzzer (sup Buzzer) was obviously sabotaged.

Rack MGO!

Good shit!

WW

Can't wait for Final Jeopardy.

I was laughing so hard at this . . .



. . . that I couldn't read anything more.

So I can't comment on the rest of the content, but rack the fuck out of that pic.

That one ranks up there with Crouching Cinder, Shrunken Perk; the Sissycrown Wondertwins; and Atomic Pantyload in the annals of T1B lore.