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There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:45 am
by War Wagon
But there was a free breakfast, if you were willing to wait in line for it.

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Drove by the one near my work this morning at 5:45 and it was jam freaking packed. Didn't have time to stop, but nice marketing ploy nonetheless. There's a whole squadron of homeless sign holders who regularly work the I-435 at Front Street entrance/exit ramps whom I'm sure were lined up early. Assuming they watched the SuperBowl and saw the commercial, maybe... I dunno'... I'm thinking the stench in that place was unbearable and feel sorry for those servers.

So, how many of you cheap skates took advantage, ordered ice-water to drink, and then didn't even leave a tip?

Rack Denny's for the effort. I eat breakfast there occasionally and it damn sure beats the Waffle House right across the street.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:22 am
by KC Scott
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Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:27 am
by War Wagon
No comment necessary. :lol:

It wasn't me, I swear.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:30 am
by War Wagon
That sorta' looks like our clusterfuck of a warehouse though, minus the barrels.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:41 am
by H4ever
We don't have a Denny's. Closest one is in Lincoln. But, believe you me, if a Denny's were to ever open in this Nebraska town it wouldn't take a free meal to line people around the building twice. It seems whenever a new franchise (Red Lobster, Applebees, Ruby Tuesday, etc.) opens in this "neck" of the woods, the hoards of people lining up to try it amazes me.

Anyone's free time is worth at least 10 bucks an hour. If you have to stand in line and wait an hour to eat at a restaraunt, you deserve a painful case of salmonella and a pubic lice infestation courtesy of the public toilet of said establishment.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:52 am
by War Wagon
H4ever wrote:this Nebraska town...
Beatrice? Grand Island?
Anyone's free time is worth at least 10 bucks an hour.
Depends on the time of day.

Sin,
Homeless guy living under the bridge at I-435/Front Street

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:59 am
by H4ever
War Wagon wrote:
H4ever wrote:this Nebraska town...
Beatrice? Grand Island?
Anyone's free time is worth at least 10 bucks an hour.
Depends on the time of day.

Sin,
Homeless guy living under the bridge at I-435/Front Street

Beatrice, Grand Island, Hastings, Kearney......something like that. Word on the homeless guy.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:12 am
by War Wagon
Excuse my curiosity, but I was stationed at Offut AFB 1980-81 and know NE quite well. My sister went to NU and Creighton.

Not a personal info whore over here H4... but like to know who I'm talking to.

Dave

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:27 pm
by Goober McTuber
War Wagon wrote:... but like to know who I'm talking to.
:lol:

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:38 pm
by BSmack
H4ever wrote:We don't have a Denny's. Closest one is in Lincoln. But, believe you me, if a Denny's were to ever open in this Nebraska town it wouldn't take a free meal to line people around the building twice. It seems whenever a new franchise (Red Lobster, Applebees, Ruby Tuesday, etc.) opens in this "neck" of the woods, the hoards of people lining up to try it amazes me.

Anyone's free time is worth at least 10 bucks an hour. If you have to stand in line and wait an hour to eat at a restaraunt, you deserve a painful case of salmonella and a pubic lice infestation courtesy of the public toilet of said establishment.
I drove through your "neck" of Nebraska once. There was nothing worth stopping for. Why humans chose to live in that hell escapes me totally. No wonder Charlie Starkweather went apeshit.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:41 pm
by smackaholic
CNY resident running residency smack?

Kinda like KCers running fat smack.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:46 pm
by BSmack
smackaholic wrote:CNY resident running residency smack?

Kinda like KCers running fat smack.
Have you ever been to Nebraska? Kansas?

Besides, I'm not from CNY. I'm from WNY. Though if you had said "Finger Lakes Region" that would have been acceptable. Get it straight.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:49 pm
by Goober McTuber
And he should have said “like KCers running intelligence smack”. As for Denny’s, they should always give that shit away. Horrible excuse for a restaurant.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:06 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
BSmack wrote:I drove through your "neck" of Nebraska once. There was nothing worth stopping for. Why humans chose to live in that hell escapes me totally.
This sounds awfully KC Tardish for someone who resides... where the fuck is it? Buffalo? Rochester? Some piece of shit town in upstate NY? Regardless of exactly where it is, I am sure it's not some sort of cultural epicenter. Props on the woods, snow, pickup trucks and... stuff.


EDIT:: Ahhh -- this is what I get for clicking on reply and then getting interrupted by actual work and stuff before submitting.

I see a few people already pounded on you. My bad.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:59 pm
by BSmack
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:This sounds awfully KC Tardish for someone who resides... where the fuck is it? Buffalo? Rochester? Some piece of shit town in upstate NY? Regardless of exactly where it is, I am sure it's not some sort of cultural epicenter. Props on the woods, snow, pickup trucks and... stuff.
It still blows Nebraska away by a longshot.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:51 pm
by smackaholic
BSmack wrote:
smackaholic wrote:CNY resident running residency smack?

Kinda like KCers running fat smack.
Have you ever been to Nebraska? Kansas?

Besides, I'm not from CNY. I'm from WNY. Though if you had said "Finger Lakes Region" that would have been acceptable. Get it straight.
I have never been to nebraska. i'll assume it's pretty much like Kansas. I drove across kansas on our rv odyssey. It was alright, I guess. Kinda boring. Awfully white. Almost as white as portland, but without portland's annoying hippies. I have also been to CNY and WNY. Spent a few days in crapchester a few times. I'll take Kansas, thanks. And drove through the falls once. Won't make that mistake again. Fukking Utica was nice compared to Niagra falls. The whole place needs to be pushed into the damn falls.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:54 pm
by Jews
War Wagon wrote:
So, how many of you cheap skates took advantage, ordered ice-water to drink, and then didn't even leave a tip?

Hello

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:06 am
by smackaholic
The OL took the kids to denny's after they got out of school monday for the free grub, but, there were cheap fukks lined up out the door. So, they took a raincheck.

We went there tonight for dinner. The wife and my son used their raincheck and did the grand slam. I went for the 8.99 sizzling chicken fajita kind of deal.

Holly fukking shit!!! It was bad. No, it was worse than that. The chicken breast looked like it came off a pidgeon. The onions and peppers were pretty much non existent and really bad. I am not exaggerating when I say this was like a really, really, really bad TV dinner. I suffered through 6 years of Navy grub. This was much worse.

Almost forgot about the coffee. Everybody has the fancy foo-foo flavors nowadays. Denny's has one too. Not sure what they call it, but, it smells pretty much like a dirty ash tray.

How the fukk is this place still in business? I guess it's the middle of the night breakfast club that keeps them going and maybe the blue hairs. Those fukks won't get another thin dime out of me.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:10 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Jews wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
So, how many of you cheap skates took advantage, ordered ice-water to drink, and then didn't even leave a tip?

Hello
^^^^^^^

this

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:16 am
by smackaholic
this what?

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:31 am
by War Wagon
smackaholic wrote:I went for the 8.99 sizzling chicken fajita kind of deal.

Holly fukking shit!!! It was bad. No, it was worse than that.
Duuude... nobody goes to Denny's except for breakfast.

I always get the meatlovers scramble and substitute an english muffin for the pancakes. Too much food, not enough time.

Though I will suggest that any fatass able to eat all that and the pancakes should have an extra tax added on to pay for Quasheesha's college education.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:03 am
by Mikey
smackaholic wrote:
BSmack wrote:
smackaholic wrote:CNY resident running residency smack?

Kinda like KCers running fat smack.
Have you ever been to Nebraska? Kansas?

Besides, I'm not from CNY. I'm from WNY. Though if you had said "Finger Lakes Region" that would have been acceptable. Get it straight.
I have never been to nebraska.
Have you been to Oklahoma?

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:10 am
by smackaholic
this a dirty rotten scoundrels reset?

been through the panhandle. they got them way cool giant windmills. that alone makes it better than upstate nueva jork.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:18 am
by War Wagon
It was a Three Dog Night reset you dumbass.

And very rackable.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:18 am
by Mikey
smackaholic wrote:this a dirty rotten scoundrels reset?
Three Dog Night

a little slow I guess...WW's not a dumb as I thought

What does it matter?


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:09 am
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Let me get this straight... not knowing some shit band's shitty music from the 60s (70s?) makes you stupid?

Which brings up a serious question. Which is worse... cocksnorkling or being a Three Dog Night fan? Not that's there's anything wrong with that. My father was a Three Dog Night fan.


Btw -- Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma!

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:18 am
by War Wagon
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:My father was a Three Dog Night fan.
At least you have that going for you.

I trust the old man is well and that you visit, or at least call, regularly.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:24 am
by Mikey
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: My father was a Three Dog Night fan.
So was I, around 1972.

BTW...did you pick up the cocksnorkling habit from your old man?

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:24 am
by Van
WW, you're just an old fashioned love song.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:38 am
by War Wagon
Van wrote:WW, you're just an old fashioned love song
coming down in 3 part harmony.

Mikey, if you were a fan in 1972, you're still a fan now. Wait, you're a Chargerfan... nevermind.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:18 am
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
War Wagon wrote:I trust the old man is well and that you visit, or at least call, regularly.
I visit my dad... once a year, every year... on the 6th of June.

Pops passed away a little over 5 and a half years ago. I've mentioned it on the board a few times. Probably in a healthcare or hockey thread. I don't think you're a big fan of either topic. :wink:

Don't sweat it...

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:20 am
by smackaholic
been to OK. been to spain. been to arizona.

flamenco is kinda cool. and the ladies....wow. spain does know how to grow some hotties.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:29 am
by War Wagon
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: I visit my dad... once a year, every year... on the 6th of June.
Same here, just been doing it for awhile longer.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:32 am
by H4ever
BSmack wrote:
H4ever wrote:We don't have a Denny's. Closest one is in Lincoln. But, believe you me, if a Denny's were to ever open in this Nebraska town it wouldn't take a free meal to line people around the building twice. It seems whenever a new franchise (Red Lobster, Applebees, Ruby Tuesday, etc.) opens in this "neck" of the woods, the hoards of people lining up to try it amazes me.

Anyone's free time is worth at least 10 bucks an hour. If you have to stand in line and wait an hour to eat at a restaraunt, you deserve a painful case of salmonella and a pubic lice infestation courtesy of the public toilet of said establishment.
I drove through your "neck" of Nebraska once. There was nothing worth stopping for. Why humans chose to live in that hell escapes me totally. No wonder Charlie Starkweather went apeshit.


Kind of the same reason you chose to live just short of the Adirondacks. Cost of living or you were born there. I'm just short of the Rockies. And it costs exactely next to squat to live here and I can drive to the Rockies should I feel the need.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:47 am
by War Wagon
H4ever wrote:And it costs exactely next to squat to live here and I can drive to the Rockies should I feel the need.
Busted.

Grand Island.

And you're still 2 hours, at least, from the Rockies.

But look on the bright side. You're also at least 4 hours drive time from Coods.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:52 am
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
War Wagon wrote:Same here, just been doing it for awhile longer.

I figured as much... you're an old fucker yourself. Sorry for your loss.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:52 am
by H4ever
BSmack wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:This sounds awfully KC Tardish for someone who resides... where the fuck is it? Buffalo? Rochester? Some piece of shit town in upstate NY? Regardless of exactly where it is, I am sure it's not some sort of cultural epicenter. Props on the woods, snow, pickup trucks and... stuff.
It still blows Nebraska away by a longshot.
To each his own. Nebraska is a birdwatcher's paradise. Home of the central flyway, birdwatchers the world over know there are few other places on the planet earth to see the diversity and quantity you will find here. If you like to hunt....need I say more. Beyond the birds, you can hunt deer,antelope, mule deer, a few elk, coyotes, fox. You can trap mink, muskrat,beaver, etc.

But, yeah.....if you stick to I-80 as you pass through.....it is very boring and monotonous. The word is flat, ya know.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:07 am
by War Wagon
H4ever wrote:Nebraska is a birdwatcher's paradise.
Dan Vogel comes out from behind the troll.

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:17 am
by H4ever
War Wagon wrote:
H4ever wrote:Nebraska is a birdwatcher's paradise.
Dan Vogel comes out from behind the troll.

:lol: the artist or the morman? I live near Kearney

Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:46 am
by Van
Never would have guessed that H4ever would be gracing my sig, but there it is...