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What does a black woman get when she decides to get an abortion?


A thank you card from the welfare department and a 200 dollar check from Crime Stoppers.



x infinity.

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A 35 year-old guy meets an older woman at a night club and they start up a conversation. He thinks to himself, " She looks pretty good for a 60 year old. She's not too bad at all. I bet she probably has a hot looking daughter."

They had a few drinks and started to get cozy. She asks him, "Have you ever had a 'Sportsman's Double'?" The guy asks, "What's that?" "Its a mother and daughter threesome," she said. The guy replies, "No, I haven't," and then he really started to wonder what that daughter might look like.

They drank a bit more and then she says with a wink that tonight was "his lucky night!"

Thay went back to her place and walked inside. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom, you still awake?"

Knock knock

Who's there?

T.R.O.T.S.

A man walks into a bar that's having an alligator wrestling contest. He loudly announces that he'll stick his junk in the gators mouth for 1 minute, escape unscathed, and that everybody will then have to buy him a drink. The crowd looks at each other, at him, and says, "go for it dumbfuck, you're on!"

So dude prys open the alligators mouth, gingerly places his package inside, and lets it close. One minute later he smashes a beer bottle over the gators head, prys open its mouth, and to the crowds astonishment, removes his junk none the worse for wear.

"Ha-ha", he exclaims, "you bitches all owe me a drink! Now then, I've got $100 for anybody else that will dare to do that".

It gets real quiet in the room, but then from the back comes a timid voice. A 30 something hot MILF blonde sheepishly steps forward and says...

"I'll try it, just don't hit me so hard with that beer bottle".

WW, the first one I saw coming from a mile away. The second one made me laugh out loud

One outta two. Good enough.

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Sirfindafold wrote: x infinity.

RacistX2.

Now go fuck yourself.