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Mission Accomplished Muslim style

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:35 pm
by dingus
Well hell, I'm convinced now that my stereotypical view of Islam is wrong. Dude was probably just tired of looking at his OL's grill.

Wonder how that affects one's ghusl?


http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/02/16/buf ... index.html

Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:33 pm
by smackaholic
I'd say dude's ghusl is pretty tight.

Infact, I believe it says somewhere in the ghusl handbook, that one must lop off the dome of atleast one wife every decade inorder to keep it valid.

Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:52 pm
by Cuda
Bitch clearly had it coming- she had filed for divorce, got a restraining order, and had the husband removed from their house. If that's not asking for it, I don't know what is

Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:03 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Gotta agree with Coods on this one. Where's Gobbles McShiteater when you need him?

Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:19 pm
by BSmack
Allu akbar!!!

sin

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Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:46 pm
by LTS TRN 2
ENOUGH with all the Arab bashing! Oh sure, you've never blown a camel. You've never gone months without bathing. And if your wife was disrespecting you, you would never defend Honor, etc. Of course you would just say "I divorce thee" three times and be done with it, arranging for a new twelve year-old bride before the ex is even out of the house. Sure, you pussy-whipped cuckold, you can lob huge cultural bombs at big easy targets--but that doesn't make it right. :meds:

Kill the Arabs
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Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:47 pm
by GOSD
LTS TRN 2 wrote:ENOUGH with all the Arab bashing! Oh sure, you've never blown a camel. You've never gone months without bathing. And if your wife was disrespecting you, you would never defend Honor, etc. Of course you would just say "I divorce thee" three times and be done with it, arranging for a new twelve year-old bride before the ex is even out of the house. Sure, you pussy-whipped cuckold, you can lob huge cultural bombs at big easy targets--but that doesn't make it right. :meds:

Kill the Arabs
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Someone translate this fucking garbage for me. Thanks!

Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:21 pm
by LTS TRN 2
http://attendingtheworld.wordpress.com/ ... speak-out/

Here, listen to this actual expert tell you about it.

Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:48 pm
by LTS TRN 2
Who, the former IDF soldiers?

Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:59 pm
by GOSD
mvscal wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Kill the Arabs
A rare moment of clarity. I hate to think what it has cost you.
Would you let them live if they had bigger cocks for you to suck on?

Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:03 am
by dingus
LTS TRN 2 wrote:
Kill the Arabs
Works for me.

Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:39 am
by Felix
cnn wrote:He launched Bridges TV, billed as the first English-language cable channel targeting Muslims inside the United States, in 2004. At the time, Hassan said he hoped the network would balance negative portrayals of Muslims following the attacks of September 11, 2001.
pure genius

Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:17 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
There is no conclusive proof he murdered his wife. It could have been a household accident.
Have you ever had a fall in your house? Well, have you?

Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:17 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
She could have fallen on something sharp.

Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:50 am
by Tom In VA
Makes sense. Then tried to roll away from it as she writhed in pain causing the sharp object to slice deeper and deeper until she became a broken pez dispenser.

Actually, I think the same killers of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown did this job. One was to set up and jail a rich black man and this one's motives are obvious. The man who was successfully running a t.v. station providing outreach and understanding of the Muslim community. I don't think that's a coincidence. They should let this dude out so he can start playing golf. That's where OJ traced the "real killers" before he was jailed. Golf courses, yeah.

Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:14 am
by Cuda
Martyred wrote:She could have fallen on something sharp.
TOTALLY reasonable.

Might even have been a suicide

Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:29 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Cuda wrote:
Martyred wrote:She could have fallen on something sharp.
TOTALLY reasonable.
See? It's not so far fetched.
Cuda wrote: Might even have been a suicide
Wait, are you mocking me?

Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:31 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Tom In VA wrote:They should let this dude out so he can start playing golf.
If the burka don't fit, you must acquit.

Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:26 pm
by Cuda
Martyred wrote:
Cuda wrote:
Martyred wrote:She could have fallen on something sharp.
TOTALLY reasonable.
See? It's not so far fetched.
Cuda wrote: Might even have been a suicide
Wait, are you mocking me?
Not at all, comrade. I was just offering another alternative explanation for that tradedy

Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:51 pm
by Mikey
Was she found in the garage?