T1B

When last this topic was discussed, our young apprentice cockblocker was new to the game. hell, he didn't even know he was a player. He was about as skilled at CBing as TiVO is at smack.

Well, things have changed.

Over the years he's clumsily stumbled into our room at in opportune times, but, we would always here him coming so it was pretty much "move on kid, nothing to see here".

Well, the little fukk has added stealth to his repetoire (sp).

This morning I've got the OL in pretty much the same position she was when she brought the little bastard into the world. Blankets off, an ankle in each hand, when ...all of a sudden .....

.....COCKBLOCKER AT 9 OCLOCK!!!!!

Before I can even drop the OL's ankles he is standing there .....staring...at...uhhh....shit....I think his mom's tits.

I was speechless. The mrs said something like Arrrgghhhrrichhhh...!!!!!!

I rolled off and we fumbled for the blankets.

He said "uhhh, I'm gonna go down stairs"

Yeah, good idea.

'bode cockblocker.

Hopefully I will have sex again before christmas.

Fuck me.

Yea! Spaghetti Jimmy wins!

Cock block will be 11 in june. That's pretty much prime age for parental cock blocking.

88, already have the CBL installed. Just gotta start using the damn thing.

So don't be surprised when he gets caught fucking the 10 year old neighbor girl.

It took about 8 years for him to get over on me. I figure it will be about another 8 years before I return the favor.

And no, I don't mean I'll catch him fukking his mom when he's 18.

Cock blocker.

Well, CB is sleeping over gramma's house tonight.

Good riddance!!!!

:twisted: :twisted:

Better hope he don't tell Gramma how you had mommy in the wheelbarrow position and kept pulling her hair.

smackaholic wrote: 88, already have the CBL installed. Just gotta start using the damn thing.

Are you fucking stupid or just lazy?

Mikey wrote:

smackaholic wrote: 88, already have the CBL installed. Just gotta start using the damn thing.

Are you fucking stupid or just lazy?

I wouldn't call Mrs. Smackaholic that.

It's all part of the game. "Fuck it, dear. We don't need the lock."

Mikey wrote:

smackaholic wrote: 88, already have the CBL installed. Just gotta start using the damn thing.

Are you fucking stupid or just lazy?

mostly lazy, with a touch of stupid.

socal wrote:

Mikey wrote:

smackaholic wrote: 88, already have the CBL installed. Just gotta start using the damn thing.

Are you fucking stupid or just lazy?

I wouldn't call Mrs. Smackaholic that.

It's all part of the game. "Fuck it, dear. We don't need the lock."

LOL. Living life at the edge and stuff.

After this much time, I'll do anything to keep it exciting.

Married 18 years tomorrow.