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Rack me!!!

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:04 am
by smackaholic
It's my birfday, bitches. 46 years young

Anniversary too. 18 years there.

So, time to head upstairs, deploy the CBL and see if I can get me a birfday BJ.

Later.

Re: Rack me!!!

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:11 am
by Van
Smooth move, marrying her on your B-Day. That way you never forget your anniversary.

I did kinda the same thing. I married mine on New Year's Day. So, any time I see some teenage black or Asian chick doing that stiff, side to side hand wavy thing from atop a flower covered parade float it's like a tickler file popping up, warning me that it's time to say something nice to wifey.

Re: Rack me!!!

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:29 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Donkey Punch or GTFO.

Re: Rack me!!!

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:33 am
by H4ever
Happy Birthday, Anniversary, and rack you for having the foresight to combine the two.

I'm in a giddy mood cuz I had a long day at work and now she's in the shower freshening up the clam to make it all better. Rack me for acting more frazzled on a Monday than I really was!

Re: Rack me!!!

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:09 am
by Screw_Michigan
Suckaholic must get laid as often as :jtr: and :paul: as he feels the necessity to inform the board of every possible chance he has to lay some wood.

Have at it, slugger.

Re: Rack me!!!

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:12 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
The wife is 46 today. A day younger than Smackaholic, as it turns out.

Re: Rack me!!!

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:37 pm
by Mikey
Today isn't my birthday or my anniversary, or my wife's birthday or anniversary.

I did get up in the morning and come to work, though.

Re: Rack me!!!

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:03 pm
by KC Scott
Congrats SMH

46 in July here - rack the 63's

Re: Rack me!!!

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:31 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Sudden Sam wrote:Congrats, Smack.

And HB to Terry's lady.


I married one of my wives on April Fool's Day, in the vain hope that I could have it annulled whenever I wanted.

"It was a joke, your honor!"

Whew. That one cost me a bunch.
My anniversary is June 20. Always within a week of Father's Day (so I have incentive to remember) and a day before my daughter's birthday.

Re: Rack me!!!

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:57 pm
by Van
Sam, our favorite Meatgrinder Mormon, wrote:I married one of my wives on April Fool's Day.

Re: Rack me!!!

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:55 pm
by Tom In VA
Happy Happies to all the happy celebrating folks.

April 1 wedding anniversary coming up for me and mine.

Re: Rack me!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:34 am
by socal
To you and yours, smackoholic. Rack the 46/18.

Wifey and I got married two days before Valentine's Day. Sucks in terms of flower prices and restaurant reservations.

Re: Rack me!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:40 am
by War Wagon
smackaholic wrote:It's my birfday, bitches. 46 years young

Anniversary too. 18 years there.
Congrats.