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Mvscal sent me a Private Message!

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:18 am
by Stan Fukkken Pickle
I logged onto the message board just now and saw that I had 1 incoming message. At first I thought it was just another PM from one of my many supporters, but to my great surprise it was from Message Board Legend "mvscal"!

I don't know if there is anything left for me to accomplish on the internet now. As far as I'm concerned getting a private message from mvscal is much akin to reaching the top of Mount Everest. Now I know how Sir Edmund Hillary must have felt looking down at all the little people from the highest point on earth!

Rack me for scaling Mt. Oneboard!



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YEAH, ME AND MVSCAL IZ BOYZ NOW!




Sent at: Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:09 pm
From: mvscal
To: Stan Fukkken Pickle


Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner, Stanley, but there is one other difference you forgot to mention. You are a flaming homosexual.

That's cool..I guess, if that's what you're into, but we are not allies. We aren't buddies, we aren't partners and we aren't friends.

The best I can offer is to lay off you for being a cock craving flamer. It belabors the obvious.

Re: Mvscal sent me a Private Message!

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:21 am
by PSUFAN
Homo.

Re: Mvscal sent me a Private Message!

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:23 am
by Stan Fukkken Pickle
PSUFAN wrote:Homo.

Jealous Bitch!

Re: Mvscal sent me a Private Message!

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:05 am
by Van
I once PM'd mvscal, about Civil War books.

He got right back to me, he was very cordial and helpful, and I was a better man for the experience.

Notice how mvscal and Tim Tebow have never been seen together?

Re: Mvscal sent me a Private Message!

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:29 am
by smackaholic
With mvscal, I think it's an attention to detail thing that the army beat into him. Dude reads 'cul de smack' over the door to this place and figures he best get to smacking. Over at the cooking forum he actually talked to mikey in language you could use with your grandma. Then we have fubuclown, "black cock, blah. blah, blah, black cock, blah...." doesn't matter what forum he's in.

Re: Mvscal sent me a Private Message!

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:40 pm
by BSmack
Van wrote:I once PM'd mvscal, about Civil War books.

He got right back to me, he was very cordial and helpful, and I was a better man for the experience.

Notice how mvscal and Tim Tebow have never been seen together?
Only an ass munching homo would want to be seen with Tebow. And, while I don't agree with mv on much of anything, I'm pretty sure he's not an ass munching homo.

Re: Mvscal sent me a Private Message!

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:48 pm
by Van
B, for a smart guy you just fucked that one up, big time...

Re: Mvscal sent me a Private Message!

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:21 pm
by Van
Exactly, R-Jack. How in the hell did that one go so completely over his head like that??

Re: Mvscal sent me a Private Message!

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:02 pm
by PSUFAN
mvscal, has Tim Tebow returned any of your pms? Please let us know.

Re: Mvscal sent me a Private Message!

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:41 pm
by BSmack
R-Jack wrote:In addition to being one of the funniest WTF faces I've seen.

close second is my second born

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Yep, I've seen that look.

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Re: Mvscal sent me a Private Message!

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:48 pm
by Tom In VA
Priceless BSmack and R-Jack.

I was changing my son the other day and he was fussin' and turnin' and a placed my hand on his chest to stablize him and said "Relax, I'm putting clean drawers on you buddy".

He flashed me a look reminding me of "Whatchu talkin' about Willis".

The absolute suckiest face I've seen is when we had to aspirate his nose when he had a cold, the poor lil' guy showed such fear in his eyes it killed me.

Re: Mvscal sent me a Private Message!

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:44 pm
by GOSD
Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:I logged onto the message board just now and saw that I had 1 incoming message. At first I thought it was just another PM from one of my many supporters, but to my great surprise it was from Message Board Legend "mvscal"!

I don't know if there is anything left for me to accomplish on the internet now. As far as I'm concerned getting a private message from mvscal is much akin to reaching the top of Mount Everest. Now I know how Sir Edmund Hillary must have felt looking down at all the little people from the highest point on earth!

Rack me for scaling Mt. Oneboard!



Image

YEAH, ME AND MVSCAL IZ BOYZ NOW!




Sent at: Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:09 pm
From: mvscal
To: Stan Fukkken Pickle


Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner, Stanley, but there is one other difference you forgot to mention. You are a flaming homosexual.

That's cool..I guess, if that's what you're into, but we are not allies. We aren't buddies, we aren't partners and we aren't friends.

The best I can offer is to lay off you for being a cock craving flamer. It belabors the obvious.
Imagine that. mvscal is going to leae you alone for craving cock. Who would have thought? :meds:

Re: Mvscal sent me a Private Message!

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:18 am
by BSmack
Tom In VA wrote:Priceless BSmack and R-Jack.

I was changing my son the other day and he was fussin' and turnin' and a placed my hand on his chest to stablize him and said "Relax, I'm putting clean drawers on you buddy".

He flashed me a look reminding me of "Whatchu talkin' about Willis".

The absolute suckiest face I've seen is when we had to aspirate his nose when he had a cold, the poor lil' guy showed such fear in his eyes it killed me.
Been there. He got a touch of bronchitis and we had to take him to the hospital where they hit him with a nebulizer. He reacted to it like he was Pharaoh's first born and the steam coming out of the nebulizer was creeping death itself. NOT cool.