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Caption
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:11 pm
by Stan Fukkken Pickle
Queen: "Oh my dear, America must be in a bloody mess. They've elected the kitchen help as President."
Duke of Edinburgh: "Serves them bloody right for throwing our tea in the harbour!"
Re: Caption
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:17 pm
by Van
"I'll see your ceremonial figurehead, and raise you with ours, a gift from Christmas Island."
Re: Caption
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:21 pm
by Stan Fukkken Pickle
Van wrote:"I'll see your ceremonial figurehead, and raise you with ours, a gift from Christmas Island."
I don't get it. :?
Isn't Christmas Island where all the defective toys from Santa's workshop are exiled???
Are you implying that Obongo is defective?
Re: Caption
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:25 pm
by Stan Fukkken Pickle
Thirty years after "Gorillas in the Mist" Jane Goodall is reacquinted with a couple of the Silverbacks she studied in the jungle.
Re: Caption
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:34 pm
by Van
Ah, shit. Brain fart.
Wrong holiday. Make that...
"I'll see your ceremonial figurehead, and raise you with ours, a gift from Easter Island."
Re: Caption
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:38 pm
by Stan Fukkken Pickle
Van wrote:Ah, shit. Brain fart.
Wrong holiday. Make that...
"I'll see your ceremonial figurehead, and raise you with ours, a gift from Easter Island."
Actually, I like "Christmas Island" better.
Didn't Obongo give PM Brown a toy from the gift shop during his visit to Washington? Seems to me that a defective toy from Christmas Island for a gift would be right up Obongos alley.
Re: Caption
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:41 pm
by Van
Stanley, we fear you're simply not getting it.
Sin,
Re: Caption
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:43 pm
by Stan Fukkken Pickle
Van wrote:Stanley, we fear you're simply not getting it.
Sin,
I get it....they are towing over the queen like the figures from Easter Island.
I still like your mistake better than your original intention. Christmas Island is much funnier than Easter Island.
Re: Caption
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:56 pm
by Van
No, you still don't get it.
Anyway, since you're looking to be amused, here's something that should keep you happy and laughing for a good couple hours...
Re: Caption
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:22 pm
by indyfrisco
.Van2blueblood wrote:No, you still don't get it.
Anyway, since you're looking to be amused, here's something that should keep you happy and laughing for a good couple hours...
Re: Caption
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:47 pm
by Stan Fukkken Pickle
Van wrote:
No, you still don't get it.
If you have to explain the joke, it can't be too funny.
Perhaps you should just stick to being obsessed about directions.
Re: Caption
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:49 pm
by Van
Stanley, I pretty much guarantee you that you're the only person here who didn't immediately get the Michelle Obama-Easter Island comparison.
It was fucking brilliant!
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Re: Caption
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:27 pm
by PSUFAN
Stanley, stop posting garbage or I'll kink the garden hose you have jammed into your colon.
Re: Caption
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:30 pm
by GOSD
1,3,4,2
Sincerely,
mvscal
Re: Caption
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:52 pm
by Sirfindafold
When did black people start Square Dancing?
Re: Caption
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:44 am
by smackaholic
I wasn't aware the entier royal family were midgets. I mean, I know they have various afflictions due to countless generations of cousin fukking, but, didn't think midgetism was one of them.
Re: Caption
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:00 am
by fix
Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:
Queen: "Oh my dear, America must be in a bloody mess. They've elected the kitchen help as President."
Duke of Edinburgh: "Serves them bloody right for throwing our tea in the harbour!"
That's deserving of a RACK!!
Re: Caption
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:45 am
by General Peters
Otis wrote:Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:
Queen: "Oh my dear, America must be in a bloody mess. They've elected the kitchen help as President."
Duke of Edinburgh: "Serves them bloody right for throwing our tea in the harbour!"
That's deserving of a RACK!!
Fukken A. RACK! :)
Re: Caption
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:50 am
by Stan Fukkken Pickle
General Peters wrote:
Fukken A. RACK! :)
Always a pleasure, MY VERY VERY VERY Good friend! :D
Re: Caption
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:57 am
by Mister Bushice
Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:
Blueblood English inbreeding for centuries= 5' 3" human parade float fodder with bad teeth and zero power to affect change in their own country much less anywhere else in the world, unless waving to the masses from a podium counts as "change"?
Check.
Black male and black female currently in charge of the most powerful nation in the world= Above average in height, well educated, wealthy black people with the power to affect change over pretty much anything they want to as well as having the ability to bend over and hug the short wrinkled powerless party hats the English call "royalty"?
Check.
Having a black man tell Stanley that the current commander in chief of his country is black and he can go hang himself?
PRICELESS
Re: Caption
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:22 am
by Van
'Cept he's not black...