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Okay, let's imagine how this played out...

We're all camping at woodchuck and singing around the fire..."Oh Jesus, blah blah..."

And....suddenly the faded pheronic receptors fire in the loins of the old man....

Memories fall like rocks in the dark...the curling moist aroma....she's right next to me...Oh Jesus!

...she's mine tonight...just to...enjoy the honeycomb...oh, just that...

Wha!!...I..I.....No , No, I was just becoming His love...for you?..No, No--don't be wrong --STOP...I'll ...

Praise the Second Amendment!!!...I mean the Second Coming...

Damn it...I'M COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......

Uh Oh....

Struck out tonight at the library, Nick?

This is some wild and wacky stuff.

The "investigators" are on the scene. Let's see if they can figure it out. So far they're clueless.

Investigators this morning identified the alleged gunman who opened fire at a Korean Christian retreat center for the homeless near Temecula -- killing one and injuring four, including himself -- as 69-year-old John Chong.

Chong, who lived at the retreat, was known as "Uncle" by residents. He allegedly used a 32-caliber revolver in the attack, said Capt. Mitchell Alm of the Riverside County Sheriff's Department's central homicide bureau.

]The motive for the shooting remains a mystery, said Sgt. Michael Lujan of the sheriff's department. The investigation has been hampered by a language barrier because many witnesses do not speak English. Deputies called in a Korean-speaking police officer Tuesday night from the Buena Park Police Department for assistance

The incident unfolded when deputies arrived at the Kkottongnae Retreat Camp shortly after 7:25 p.m. to find a woman dead and her husband shot in the torso inside their bungalow, said Sgt. Michael Lujan of the sheriff's department.

Then the suspected gunman moved to another bungalow and attempted to shoot another couple, but they fought back. Lujan said the scene was extremely violent.

"They were going at it hand to hand," he said. "There was physical evidence that a significant altercation took place. Furniture was turned over, there was damage to the door, damage to the fixtures."

LTard123 whatever...

You are absolutely the worst poster on any board. I can make a case for a few others but you are the absolute worst poster possible. If I woke up one morning and decided to alienate every sane human being, then I can imagine the morning dump that festers into a steaming coil of shit with fingers that could possibly type the shit you do on a continuous basis.

Nothing your form types is sensible and you really deserved to be killed in a public square by a San Fran dyke with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch..

PUSSFAG is the worst poster on this board, but you are a true shit troll that has too much time on its hands. You are the worst shittiest... and I'm talking Canadian shit posters like mtard. Sucking must be your gift/destiny.

PSUFAN wrote:This is some wild and wacky stuff.

"Yes!" "You are correct, Sir!"

Sin,

Ed McMahon

Okay, I'm trying to figure out the math on that one...

Nick is the worst poster, on any board.

Nick posts on this board.

PSU is the worst poster on this board.

I always hated math.

Atomic Punk wrote:LTard123 whatever...

You are absolutely the worst poster on any board. I can make a case for a few others but you are the absolute worst poster possible.

...at least he's not AP.

PUSSFAG is the worst poster on this board

Dude, your perineum is so bruised from plunger pillage that it probably looks like a fucking eggplant...and the worst part of that is, you'll probably be prancing before the mirror soon with a camera, and we're going to see the motherfucker.

I may have a crusty ass rim...but unlike your basement studio apartment, my house at least has toilet paper. Maybe that's why you date gasbag nurses, so they can bring by a few rolls for you when they stop by to get their saggy salads tossed by the Punkster.

A-Punk, are you the Christer Nutter Posted in Korea?...or tethered to a Korean Nut-Cutting Christer?...I can't keep it straight. If I didn't abhor Freud so much, I'd say you had some kind of "anal retentive" issues, etc. So what's your theory on Korean Postal Christer Old Guy with a Gun? I'm sayin' it was basically pussy--and I'm not a Freudian!

PUSSFAG is the worst poster on this board, but Nick Frisco is the worst poster on any board. Frisco is a troll and PUSSFAG just flat out sucks balls here.

Anyone here think PUSS or Frisco are worthy of reading? Sign up below if you do. If you do, then you are a troll. A shit one at that.

If only TVO/Moving Sale can come in here to mop up Mgo or whomever's gizz... then it's confirmed there are only 10 posters on this bored. Shut this board down and put a bullet in its head.

This place blows ass.

2 dead in murder-suicide at Henry Ford college
April 10, 2009

A 20-year-old woman and a 28-year-old man were killed during a murder-suicide at Henry Ford Community College today, police have confirmed.
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The two were in a theater class together today, but police were unable to substantiate any relationship between the two, Dearborn’s deputy police chief, Gregg Brighton, said.

Police have not released their identities.

Earlier today, police responding to a 12:40 p.m. report of a campus assault were inside the fine arts building when a shot gun blast was heard. Police then entered Room F-111 and found the bodies.

Okay, let's figure out how this one went down...


Her: C'mon now, don't get all theatrical...you've just got a tiny dick, and..I need.. more...

Him: To be...or not to be....hmmm....NOT!


Go Second Amendment, Go!!!