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Glenn Beck's points would be better received if he could deliver them without looking like Michael J. Fox digging under the sofa cushion for his meds.

His point would be better served giving his last rights while I'm swinging a neckchopper down upon him. At least he should be charged with some sort of incitement charge and in a perfect world: treason. It's illegal to run a cult in this country, but Beck, O'Reilly, Limbaugh and Olbermann are able to do it because it draws in money.

GOSD wrote:His point would be better served giving his last rights while I'm swinging a neckchopper down upon him. At least he should be charged with some sort of incitement charge and in a perfect world: treason. It's illegal to run a cult in this country, but Beck, O'Reilly, Limbaugh and Olbermann are able to do it because it draws in money.

Finally, a voice of clarity! Agree 100%

The U.S. should pay a fine for sailing in a way that would tempt the pirates into attacking the ship. We should repay whatever fuel was needed while the commandeering was taking place. If the world feels pirates are bad, maybe we can, (I know, it is cruel to even think it), see if the U.N. could make a statement pleading with those pirates to curtail their activities. You are also right that any American that hints at going in there and squashing these guys should be held for treason. This country needs more deep thinkers such as yourself.

GOSD wrote:At least he should be charged with some sort of incitement charge and in a perfect world: treason.

Don't change, Fubuclown. Not that you could even if you tried, but that's the best laugh I've had in a week.

I should have known Stan was a Glenn Beck fan. I just hope when he has his police confrontation that the cops off him before he kills any of them.

The Seer wrote:

GOSD wrote:His point would be better served giving his last rights while I'm swinging a neckchopper down upon him. At least he should be charged with some sort of incitement charge and in a perfect world: treason. It's illegal to run a cult in this country, but Beck, O'Reilly, Limbaugh and Olbermann are able to do it because it draws in money.

Finally, a voice of clarity! Agree 100%

The U.S. should pay a fine for sailing in a way that would tempt the pirates into attacking the ship. We should repay whatever fuel was needed while the commandeering was taking place. If the world feels pirates are bad, maybe we can, (I know, it is cruel to even think it), see if the U.N. could make a statement pleading with those pirates to curtail their activities. You are also right that any American that hints at going in there and squashing these guys should be held for treason. This country needs more deep thinkers such as yourself.

Uh.. no you dumbfuck. It's the fact that several Americans have been killed recently preaching the same bullshit rhetoric he cries about on his television show. Tennesee church shooter had a list of people that were liberals from some guy that Glenn Beck interviewed and the PA cop killer was on a tangent about something that Glenn Beck talks about often. Not to mention the Arkansas Democrat leader shot also. Pay attention dipshit.

War Wagon wrote:

GOSD wrote:At least he should be charged with some sort of incitement charge and in a perfect world: treason.

Don't change, Fubuclown. Not that you could even if you tried, but that's the best laugh I've had in a week.

I'm glad you enjoy it. You can't run a cult in this country and that's what Beck and Co. run.

BSmack wrote:I should have known Stan was a Glenn Beck fan.

Let me guess....You are a Rachel Maddox fan? You probably think he's cute too. Right?

Rachel Maddow, Stan. Yes, Bri's a big fan.

And she is cute, in a grudge fuck, hell no you ain't getting on top kinda' way.

War Wagon wrote:
And she is cute

"She"???


That thing is a "she"???

Guntslinger wrote:You can't run a cult in this country and that's what Beck and Co. run

You really are a dipshit, aren't you?


The guy has a tv show, for crying out loud.

It's called entertainment.

Like reading this board, and your asinine viewpoints that don't resonate with anyone who's graduated above blinking light sneakers.

Thanks for that one, pop...

poptart wrote:

Guntslinger wrote:You can't run a cult in this country and that's what Beck and Co. run

You really are a dipshit, aren't you?


The guy has a tv show, for crying out loud.

It's called entertainment.

Like reading this board, and your asinine viewpoints that don't resonate with anyone who's graduated above blinking light sneakers.

Heaven's Gate had weekly videos on the internet. They still killed themselves. Couldn't Beck offer us the same respect? I know it'd be bad for the board, but it's a start.

Seems to me that this whole pirate thing could be solved yesterday if we had just a hint of a nutsack.

We have these things called sea lanes. We have had them for hundreds of years. Inform the world that these lanes are now officially off limits. Legitimate cargo ships have schedules. We would know who they are and when they are in these lanes. Give them all IFF (Indentify friend or foe) capabilities to simplify things. If you are found in a lane without a good reason to be there, you will be blowed the fukk up. We could go as far as too have buffer zones where if you are found you will be told to turn around. This could help with keeping dumbfuks from accidentally wandering in and getting shot.

We are talking about the indian fukking ocean. Nice thing about oceans is that they are pretty much flat and bad guys can't hide in caves or behind trees. So, until the bad guys upgrade to submarines, the solution is very simple.

Of course there will be shitbag lawyers that will site international waters law and say we have no jurisdiction. To them, I would say, shut up and sit down. Better yet, go rent a boston whaler and head on out to one of these lanes in protest so we can blow you the fukk up too.

When the hell are our "leaders" going to grow a nutsack?

The time to start blowing these primitive savages out of the water was yesterday. And I don't mean that in the literal sense, but I mean A LONG TIME AGO!

The reason these fukkkers are allowed to get ransom is because they constantly hold hostages in multiple locations on multiple ships. If one ship was stormed to free the hostages the hundreds of other hostages would be in jeopardy. At some point we just have to put an end to this madness or this hostage taking will go on indefinetely.

It's almost impossible to believe that a bunch of primitive, savage, somali skinnys with speedboats and a brain the size of a peanut can get away with these nonsense for so long.

I say ...................


"KILL THEM ALL!"
"BLOW THEM OUT OF THE FUKKKEN WATER NOW!

Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:

BSmack wrote:I should have known Stan was a Glenn Beck fan.

Let me guess....You are a Rachel Maddox fan? You probably think he's cute too. Right?

I'd rather fuck her than Glenn Beck. You on the other hand...

BSmack wrote:I'd rather fuck her than Glenn Beck. You on the other hand...

That would be a tough call.

Fuck this....



or this....



Could I just beat off instead? With some sandpaper and a salty lemon?

If not, I guess I's have to go with rachel, barely. Only because I assume she has a functional vaginia. If it's her or a post op tranny GB, then I'd call it a toss up.

Y'know, she really does need to change her name. Rachel is 'sposed to be a hot chick name.

smackaholic wrote:

BSmack wrote:I'd rather fuck her than Glenn Beck. You on the other hand...

That would be a tough call.

Really? Given the choice of banging a lesbian or a dude, you're going with "tough choice"?

BSmack wrote:Really? Given the choice of banging a lesbian or a dude, you're going with "tough choice"?

That's not the choice you offered. "A lesbian" could mean some confused young hottie who's just being rebellious. It might be some rich and famous lesbian's trophy wife.

The choice here was that rolled up oversized blue jeans wearing bulldyke. And notice also, that I didn't say I'd rather bang the dude, GB, in this case. Just that given 2 pretty much equally undesirable choices, I'd have to think about it for a few moments as I considered maybe blowing my brains out instead.