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How can they be certain that all of the panel is homosexual?

If they get a sleeper cell heterosexual on the panel the whole pageant could be shot to hell, and that'd really be the proverbial piss in the cornflakes.

Imagine the uproar if an "I won't be a friend to a faggot" chick was crowned ... Miss USA.

Shit, France may hate us.

And no matter how many foreign dicks Barack Obama sucks, no matter how many times he megaphones worldwide apologies for the U.S. sucking total @ss throughout it's history prior to HIS taking office, it just won't mend that fence.


And they say you don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off an 'ole Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with fags

Jsc810 wrote:Perez, nobody gives a fuck what you think

Unfortunately, millions of broads around the world disagree. It's a cruel fucking place, I know.

So, my wife DVRs this show about little beauty queens and their moms. I was making a samich the other night while she was watching it and somehow I sat down and watched till the end.

Damn if the next mom on that show isn't 75 lbs overweight. Then they bribe their kids to "practice" with present. Then at the actual pagent they all look like Vegas Lounge acts and they are three.

Beauty pagents are for mothers who are unatractive.

Oh, yeah, never heard of Perez Hilton, is he Paris' gay relative?

I remember crossing paths with a kiddie beauty pageant (sup Diego?) in 2003 while in Dallas. Apparantly one was sharing the same hotel downtown as the convention I was at. From a far distance, I see a huge swarm of people dressed to the 9s. Then as I get closer, I notice some are half as tall as the others. I thought "midget prom?" Then as I get closer, and I felt my stomach churn, I realized half these kids are six or under and their moms are as dressed to the 9s as they are. And they all looked like Pelosi after 16 hours of lip work.

Fucking revolting.

Screw_Michigan wrote:I remember crossing paths with a kiddie beauty pageant (sup Diego?) in 2003 while in Dallas. Apparantly one was sharing the same hotel downtown as the convention I was at. From a far distance, I see a huge swarm of people dressed to the 9s. Then as I get closer, I notice some are half as tall as the others. I thought "midget prom?" Then as I get closer, and I felt my stomach churn, I realized half these kids are six or under and their moms are as dressed to the 9s as they are. And they all looked like Pelosi after 16 hours of lip work.

Fucking revolting.

Pretty much had the same experience at a Cowboys-Cardinals game at Texas Stadium. Unless you've been to Texas, you would not believe how many parents of 6 year old girls think it's OK to dress their little girls like Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, complete with makeup, earrings and lipstick. Fucking bizarre scene, especially when you consider that the halftime show was a tribute to Elvis and there were about 300 or so Elvis impersonators milling around the stadium.

The rule is: If a judge gets a boner during the swimsuit competition, he or she gets fired immediately

Staged. The entire fucking thing was/is staged.

There is no such thing as "bad publicity" in that world. Hollywood is ropadoping us, trying to anyway. This kind of shit, sells, shit.

Rack M Phelps for getting him some of that. :D

No props to Phelps. There's a million fucking plastic, carbon-copied bitches in this country who look exactly like that tramp. Seriously. There's hotter bitches in pounding pavement in Adams Morgan on a daily basis.

Phelps: Fail.

Screw_Michigan wrote:No props to Phelps. There's a million fucking plastic, carbon-copied bitches in this country who look exactly like that tramp. Seriously. There's hotter bitches in pounding pavement in Adams Morgan on a daily basis.

Phelps: Fail.

Just make sure you're in Adams Morgan and NOT Dupont Circle. Those ones are probably SHIMS.

Tom In VA wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:No props to Phelps. There's a million fucking plastic, carbon-copied bitches in this country who look exactly like that tramp. Seriously. There's hotter bitches in pounding pavement in Adams Morgan on a daily basis.

Phelps: Fail.

Just make sure you're in Adams Morgan and NOT Dupont Circle. Those ones are probably SHIMS.

Positive, dude. Seriously, you see hotter chicks on the fucking Metro that that fake ass vagina. Jesus Christ, go out to the fucking Ballston-Rosslyn corridor and you'll see 10-to-1 chicks who are hotter than that cock cozy.

Phelps really hasn't proven to make smart decisions out of the swimming pool, so I can't really be surprised.

Had an interview down around GW. JAP central. HOT, JAP central. I know what you're saying.

Definitely a lot of hot JAPs in West End/Foggy Bottom. Haven't been out there in a while since the last GW game, but I know what you're saying. Lot of hot ass in Bethesda, too. But it's fucking Bethesda.

I saw a clip of P. Hilton's Larry King Not Quite Dead ... yet ... appearance, and if he isn't in a class of his own when it comes to complete dumbfuckery, well, in the words of Bum Phillips, whatever class he's in doesn't take long to call roll.

I keep hoping he'll come clean and tell us all that he was just trolling, because I just don't want to believe that ANYONE can be as stupid as he is.

What a phenomenally spoiled individual with a phenomenally demented sense of entitlement.

"That's not MY Miss USA"
"That's not MY Miss USA"
"That's not MY Miss USA"

ummm ...

She expressed her point of view, you gibbering shithead, because it was her question to answer.

Stuff a fat dick in your mouth and get over it, faggot.


I personally believe ... that she didn't articulate her point of view well at all.
She fumbled around.
She stepped on herself and her words.
She was probably flustered all to hell by just having to look at the dickless rodeo clown sitting in front of her.

Sure, grade her down for her presentation of her answer, but don't grade her down because she gave an opinion that you didn't want to hear.

If you don't want to hear that opinion then don't ask the question, jizzbutt.

MOST of America agrees with her answer, btw.

Nobody cares.

Figures that a Ron Paul supporter would get bent out of shape over the proceedings of an airhead contest.

Yeah poppy - everything ok? Why do you give a fukk? Did they deny your application, or something? Some bad kim chee, mebbe?

One time my wife told me that a Miss USA pageant was on. I told her to call me in if there was a bathing suit malfunction, and I'd run in and rub a foamy one out real quick. I received no immediate reply.

poptart wrote:Is positive proof of faggotry required of Miss USA judges?

It's certainly required of viewers.

mvscal wrote:Sure it really isn't very big deal in the grand sceme of things, but do you really think this degenerate assclown is the best judge of female talent?

Pretty much a perfect reflection of the "integrity" of the Miss USA pageant.

Have another bong toke, you equine fucking tard.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Have another bong toke, you equine fucking tard.

Jesus Christ you suck at smack.

^^^ Funniest thing I've read on this board in ages ^^^

Perez Hilton is nothing but a whiny self promoting knob

missjo wrote:Perez Hilton is nothing but a whiny self promoting knob

Which says everything you need to know about the organizers of this "competition," not to mention the viewers.

But, but ... oh, the OUTRAGE.