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Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:45 pm
by Zyclone
Our fights will air on sherdog.com live tomorrow staring at 7pm est. Real nice card again.

Re: Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:01 pm
by White Cock
Me and my boyz will fuk you up good man.


:bode:

Re: Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:34 pm
by Wolfman
What ?? No hot tip on the Derby ??

Re: Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:35 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Wolfman wrote:What ?? No hot tip on the Derby ??
He's in mourning the Preakness is gonna get ripped out of Bmore.

Re: Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:45 pm
by Moby Dick
whoever stumpy is fighting, my money is on the other guy.

Re: Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:08 am
by Rack Fu
I saw the advert on Sherdog yesterday.

Is War Machine really the delusional halfwit he seems to be or is it an act? That boy has serious problems.

Re: Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:25 am
by smackaholic
Moby Dick wrote:whoever stumpy is fighting, my money is on the other guy.
I dunno, if the other guy is some BJJ submission freak, he's gonna have a tough time figuring out a submission hold since dude is missing all the prime submission hold bits.

What would royce gracie do with him?

Re: Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:50 am
by Van
Since headbutting is illegal, exactly what does "Mat" there do to hurt someone? Insult them? How does he even make his way into the ring, and through the ropes? What does he do during the ref's instructions?

How does he tap out? It'd look like Corky the dolphin asking for a sardine.

Re: Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:58 am
by smackaholic
watching pron would be worse than waterboarding for poor matt.

Re: Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:05 am
by Van
Maybe he's really limber?

Re: Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:05 am
by Moby Dick
smackaholic wrote:
Moby Dick wrote:whoever stumpy is fighting, my money is on the other guy.
What would royce gracie do with him?
memories from 96!

Gracie (and the clan) was the shit back in the day. I really stopped watching UFC after about 12 or so..couldnt believe a few years back when i heard "UFC 70 something" i really can't get into it like i was in the mid to late 90s.

but yea, Gracie vs Shamrock were some of the best fights to watch.



back to the subject..how the hell is this dude going to win? headbutts?? hopefully his fight will be on youtube or something soon, i gotta check it out.

me?

I'd have to grab em..pick em up over my head like this
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then slam his ass to the ground.

then kick him (wtf is he going to block your kicks with?)

and if he somehow got me on the ground?
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^^ this shit wouldnt work, not in MMA.


for real, how's he planning on winning?

Re: Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:25 am
by TVO
Lieclone talks such a big game, he probably has a miniture dick and is all pussified.

Why do you hate being yourself?

Re: Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:29 am
by Van
That was one shitty attempt at a TVO troll. At least try to sound like TVO...

Re: Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:20 pm
by jiminphilly
Moby Dick wrote: for real, how's he planning on winning?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno[/youtube]

Re: Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:45 pm
by indyfrisco
Moby Dick wrote:whoever stumpy is fighting, my money is on the other guy.
You didn't hear? Zyclone will be making his MMA debut against Stumpy here. He's been working out.

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Once he defeats Stumpy, he plans on taking on this monster which has been his idol:

Apu "Scissor Legs" Patel

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Re: Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:57 am
by MadRussian
IndyFrisco wrote:
Moby Dick wrote:whoever stumpy is fighting, my money is on the other guy.
You didn't hear? Zyclone will be making his MMA debut against Stumpy here. He's been working out.

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Once he defeats Stumpy, he plans on taking on this monster which has been his idol:

Apu "Scissor Legs" Patel

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Way too tall for Zyclone, man

Re: Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:56 am
by Moby Dick
weak fight.

he shoulda done what i said i'd of done.

http://www.break.com/index/kyle-maynard ... ghter.html

Re: Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:04 am
by Van
Every time that lil' guy would scuttle forward, leading with his head, completely unprotected, why didn't the other guy just go CroCop on him and Ray Guy the smurf into the chain link fence? Why'd he back up, every time? What was the little shit going to do, nub up against his shin? Give his ankle razor burn?