T1B

We usually have Mexican take-out on Tuesday nights.

I guess I'd better stay away from the carnitas tonight.

The Norte Americano flu?

I don't think so.

We need to help our friends across the border a little with their national pride. It should be called El Flú Mexicano.

Breath deep Mikey and shake lots of hands.

Fun times.

Oh, and rub your eyes a few times a day.

Open a dictionary Kev and learn how to spell.

Fun times.

so the mexican pigs have been cured and all swill be fine.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e83_1240893103&p=1

If it sounds as if it has the 70's cheese, feel, it's because that's when it was made.

Mikey wrote:Open a dictionary Kev and learn how to spell.

Fun times.

OOOOOyyyy I missed an 'e'. Seriously, I see San Diego in your future.

I honestly get a solid laugh every time I see Jerknick toiling so mightily with the English Language. Would it surprise anyone if he was just a wetback trolling as a nativist moron? It's plausible, given his posts, that English is not his native tongue.

Another victim

Jerkovich wrote:Another victim

Oh, the hilarity.

It took you a fucking hour to come up with that?

Jesus Christ, dude. Your "submissions" make FubuClown seem like sophistry.

RadioFan wrote:

Jerkovich wrote:Another victim

Oh, the hilarity.

It took you a fucking hour to come up with that?

Jesus Christ, dude. Your "submissions" make FubuClown seem like sophistry.

His motto is "short but sweet".

Oh wait, that's TVO.

Kevnic's is "dumb but dumb".

This swine flu thread is WEEEEEEEE-eak.

I'm bacon you to stop, please.

Martyred wrote:I'm bacon you to stop, please.

Do you have pig flu?

RadioFan wrote:

Martyred wrote:I'm bacon you to stop, please.

Do you have pig flu?

You're such a ham.

I hope So Cal becomes a sweltering pit of black plague and that blows east posthaste.

Ever notice that these mysterious and confounding illnesses never have names like:

Jew Pox

West Heeb Virus

Kikey-Kikey

Hook-Nose Syndrome

Swindler's Flu





Hmmmmm....

:o

Swine flu, that really has nothing to with swine, yet China, Russia and many other countries have slammed the door shut on American imports of pork.

Meanwhile, the local grocery stores are now running stock up sales on all manner of pork ribs, roasts, chops... etc.

I sorta' like this "swine" flu.

Time to once again fire up the grill.

War Wagon wrote:Swine flu, that really has nothing to with swine.

Wrong.

War Wagon wrote:I sorta' like this "swine" flu.

Of course you do. You are, after all, a bud-light swilling dumbass, with less than a clue about allowing your daughter to get a tat.

Err, have another beer and fire up the grill. Relax.

Potential worldwide pandemic? Nah.

Nothing to see here, folks.

Hi.

I'm Swine flu. I grew up in Mexico.

It's a smelly country.

But I'm here to wipe out the population of the earth, with the assistance of the media.

You all know my cousin, SARS?

He was kinda lazy, though. He had only 8,096 known infected cases and 774 deaths, and no media frenzy after the first few weeks.

What a slacker. I've already got 160 deaths, and 2,498 infected people in Mexico alone in a WEEK of media coverage.

Now I know I represent the drug companies and the special interests that are mass batch producing a useless vaccine with government tax money that will be too late to do shit.

BUT ------THE WORLD IS MINE! MINE I TELL YOU! MINE! MINE! MINE!*!!!!!!!!!!!!!








* At least until people figure out I'm not really out of control at all, nor much different than the average winter flu.


I am a media slut flu.




BUT - I can do better. I can FREAK YOU OUT

if only in your mind.

So Biden flapped his hole about people not wanting to get into confined areas, and then a couple of hours later "his office" backed off the remarks.

You can't "un-say" what's already been said.


Joe, of all people, should know that by now.

It was once said that a black man would be president “when pigs fly."

Bobby42 wrote:It was once said that a black man would be president “when pigs fly."

Please shut the fuck up.

Martyred wrote:

Bobby42 wrote:It was once said that a black man would be president “when pigs fly."

Please shut the fuck up.

No.

Please shut the fuck up.

No.

Shit, this is getting tense.

Colorful and provocative, too. Scorching imagery.

(Edit, for that clever, gay ass Bruin fan.)

Van wrote:Scorching imagary.

Scintillating spelling!

e>a

So when does Joe get hisself a VTOTUS.

How would you have liked to be bahgdad bob yesterday afternoon attempting to unsay joe's latest gaf?

Nice to see that barry has put him in the hole for awhile rather than let him go out there and do the unsaying himself. Actually, it isn't very nice. I'd really like to see joe try to pull his foot out of his mouth on this one. rack the abc reporter for basically calling bob a fukking moron.

I'm sure danny quayle is laughing at this one.