Uhh.....'Spray?

[Van]

mvscal, what about including Georgia in with your earlier idea about Bama? Might as well include Mississippi too...

[indyfrisco]

So, class...as creepy and demented and nasty as sex with a mule (or goat) may be, is it any worse than sex with balding, aged Spanish men?

Male or female mule/goat?

[indyfrisco]

So, class...as creepy and demented and nasty as sex with a mule (or goat) may be, is it any worse than sex with balding, aged Spanish men?

Male or female mule/goat?

Dammit! I forgot. You gotta be real specific in here.

Well, kinda makes a difference. The choice between being Homo, Homo Beastiality and just Beastiality... You take Homo Beastiality out of the options and you gotta quagmire for some of these sick, racist, vapid fuckchips 'round here.

[smackaholic]

No love for the sheep?

Wonder if dude's mule was "stump broke"?

As for the perverted level, I'd say once you go to the beastiality card, you've pretty much pegged the pervertometer. Doesn't really matter if you go straight or homo.

[Mikey]

No love for the sheep?

I believe you're thinking "Iowa".

Contact Mace about this.

[Cuda]

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

.

Did he then proceed to skull fuck Alan Colmes? No doubt they both enjoyed it

[Smackie Chan]

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

Dude musta kept mom's maiden name.

[Katy]

As for the perverted level, I'd say once you go to the beastiality card, you've pretty much pegged the pervertometer. Doesn't really matter if you go straight or homo.

What about young male horses?

--Anonymous in Seattle

RACK mvscal.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it.

Word.

If it's young and it's hairless and it can't consent you might in fact have sex with it.

-Todd

If it's hot and it's wild and it likes to get freaky, you might in fact lie about having sex with it.

-AP

If it's Festivus and a sausage fest and it's Friday night, we might in fact have sex, allllllllllright.


If it's female or if it moves or even if it breathes you might in fact have sex with it after you've worked up the courage to feel it up with the lights off.

-Jess

Back on topic. If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might give FEMA a heads up.

-Rumple

If it's hard and it's splintery and it's stationary you might in fact have sex with it.

[indyfrisco]

2. C'mon. People in every state fuck animals.

Kinda sounds like Van justifying $C players and steroids saying "everyone does it" when the finger is pointed at ya. Just sayin.

[Van]

-USC players don't use steroids any more than anyone else, assuming they use them at all. There is no evidence to refute this.

-USC players have not been found guilty of using steroids. There was only one link, involving only two players, and that unsubstantiated story has already been removed from the site. The story has not been corroborated by the NFL, the NCAA or any other party.

There is no reason to accuse USC players of using steroids, much less accuse them of being alone in using them.

[indyfrisco]

Dude, this is the CDS. Facts and truth are not needed. What I said rings true. Accept and embrace it.

[Van]

Georgia's players? Sure. Their incredible speed, too. Those pissed off mules can run.

[Mr T]

Georgia's players? Sure. Their incredible speed, too. Those pissed off mules can run.

Pissed off mules? You just dont jump off in there. You got to court them and make them feel like they got a decision in the matter.

Sin,
Neal Horsley

[Van]

Why is it that I have so little trouble believing you have such videos?