T1B

(no pun intended), but I'll be fucked if Wicomico County isn't a non-stop carnie convention.

Undiscovered fun around every corner of this place.



Here's a pic I snapped of two lovelies smokin' it up with their two offspring strapped to the back seat. (difficult to see in the picture) Mega points for safely securing their young inside their vehicle, where.....should they be rear-ended by another vehicle, they'd be unable to accidentally fly out the front windows and escape the deadly second hand smoke their mothers undoubtedly subject them to every fucking time they're inside the vehicle:





Here's a fella I couldn't help but notice at my son's soccer game a few weeks ago. There's something interesting about a man that's not put off by a crowd, when internally grooming himself in public. This cat clearly wasn't afraid to "dig a little deeper" to achieve greatness:





Speaking of greatness, here's a guy that's nothing short of "Super".....apparently.

Even a tattoo of the Tasmanian Devil with the caption "bite me" above it, is laughing at this guy:





I suppose you could find this in any county, in any state in the U.S., but since I found it here.....at Wal Mart, I figured I'd include it.

I'm just gonna assume that this person must've been Wicomico County's 2009 spelling bee champion.





And on my way out into the parking lot, I spotted this gem.

Still not sure whether they were joshing me or not, but accounting for everything else I've seen out here so far.....I just don't think these people are clever enough.

Whoa?

I've been de-modded?


Crapolla.

Ana Ng wrote:I'm just gonna assume that this person must've been Wicomico County's 2009 spelling bee champion.

You do realize you misspelled a three letter word in your subject line, right?


:doh:

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Ana Ng wrote:I'm just gonna assume that this person must've been Wicomico County's 2009 spelling bee champion.

You do realize you misspelled a three letter word in your subject line, right?


:doh:

As the resident "hick" from Nebraska on this board, I will submit that Ana should have spelled "it's" , due to the plural, in it's possessive form of: its'


Ana, if you were genuinely concerned about the quality of the air those children are ingesting on a daily basis, you would have suggested they move the fuck out of the smog in socal where you might as well be a pack a day smoker due to the toxins you ingest by simply breathing.

Wal-Mart smack?

I will not be a party to this. You, ma'am, are an elitist!

-WW

mvscal wrote:Wicomico County is not in socal.

No, but SoCal is in SoCal, and he's both a Bruin and Laker fan. That's enough fault for anybody.

So Cal is made up of 7 counties
Imperial, San Diego, Riverside, San Bernardino, Orange, Los Angeles and Ventura

Apparently my neighbors really like pork rinds, exposed 275 lb ass cracks, misshapen tramp stamps and house slippers.

Van wrote:exposed 275 lb ass cracks.

:swoon:


Sin,
Invictus

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Van wrote:exposed 275 lb ass cracks.

:swoon:


Sin,
Invictus

Fuck...me.

-Vic

SoCal is permeated by faults.

Sin,
USGS

Not the least of which are the pansy rules in my little league.

-SoCalTrjn

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Ana Ng wrote:I'm just gonna assume that this person must've been Wicomico County's 2009 spelling bee champion.

You do realize you misspelled a three letter word in your subject line, right?


:doh:

My application was denied.

Van wrote:Not the least of which are the pansy rules in my little league.

-SoCalTrjn

Little League is the short bus retard of youth baseball, I coach a Pony League team and only draft players that also play on USSSA/club teams

SoCalTrjn wrote:So Cal is made up of 7 counties
Imperial, San Diego, Riverside, San Bernardino, Orange, Los Angeles and Ventura

I guess I shoulda made myself more clear for the sake of this shitbag thread.

I moved from San Diego County, CA to Wicomico County, MD in mid December of '09.

Pointing out the shortcomings of others around these parts is about the only thing that has kept me sane, thus far.


Here's a picture I took of one of ST's chinchilla's sucking himself off inside his cage.

I dunno if one, or all of you would consider this a "shortcoming".......but, whatever.

My greatest fear: they would find out where I worked.

Ana Ng wrote: I moved from San Diego County, CA to Wicomico County, MD in mid December of '09.

Back to the Future is another of my all time favorite movies.

Ana wrote:I moved from San Diego County, CA to Wicomico County, MD in mid December of '09.

ST, the bitch plans on leaving you.

H4ever wrote:As the resident "hick" from Nebraska on this board, I will submit that Ana should have spelled "it's" , due to the plural, in it's possessive form of: its'

That's great, but personally, I'll wait until smackaholic comes by to set us straight.

Women can't spell any better than they can clean.

Of course, that's not what we keep them around for.

War Wagon wrote:

Ana Ng wrote: I moved from San Diego County, CA to Wicomico County, MD in mid December of '09.

Back to the Future is another of my all time favorite movies.

Fuck.this.

Fuck what?

Back to the Future?

Surely, you jest. Great movie.

Sheesh, yes I know it was just a typo. You moved in 12/08. I got that. Girl that likes to tease doesn't like being teased?

Forgive me Ana, for I have sinned.

It ain't Ana who needs to forgive you.

:)

Wags,

She's just a cunt. Not worth it.

Yer welcome.

Indy

I'll decide, for myself, who's worth it, and who is not.

Ana is good people in my book.

I suggest you check that impulse to call someone a cunt.

STFU.

Cunt.

Yeah, cunt may be overboard. Attention whore is overused although apt. Let me put it in NFL Forum terms. She's a gushing vadge looking for any lonely, sulky tampon to sweep up her spillings. Congrats War Tampax.

Besides, maybe Ana thoroughly enjoys being called a cunt. Remember, she is with Salad Tosser, and it's even supposedly of her own volition. I wouldn't put too much of anything past her.

IndyFrisco wrote:Yeah, cunt may be overboard. Attention whore is overused although apt.

See? You can't even put a decent sentence together and not look like an idiot.

Let me put it in NFL Forum terms. She's a gushing vadge looking for any lonely, sulky tampon to sweep up her spillings. Congrats War Tampax.

NFL forum terms? Like you know a fucking thing about the NFL or the forums "terms".

Here's a clue. With incredibly lame smack like that, you'd get run by Diogenes... hell, in another lifetime, you'd get run by BEB.

Didn't mean to make you try to puff out your concave chest.

By "NFL Forum terms", I meant I had to use some form of "bleeding vagina." Didn't think I would have to spell it out for a "NFL veteran".

Go on suckling off Ana. Call her name out when you hit the Mrs. on your anniversary which is no doubt the only time you get the goods (if you wanna call it that). She's just a cunt in my book....errr...attention whore.

It doesn't take much to punk you, Indy Fellatio

Even someone with a concave chest can easily do it with little or no effort.

That's because, pure and simple, you're a message board idiot.

Does your hot wife know how stupid you are, or is she just as stupid and doesn't even notice? Being as how she married you, my guess is stupid. Indiana stupid, only exceeded by Idaho stupid. The entire state of Iowa thinks you're stupid and hopes you didn't have any kids that lived.

You just made no sense, per usualm. Put down the Bud Light.

Funny how you reference my hot wife, which I appreciate you using the proper adjective. Is she stupid? Course not. She's an accountant.

How's your cunt of a housewife? Or does she have a respectable job cleaning other people's double-wides?

War Wagon wrote:Indiana stupid, only exceeded by Idaho stupid.

You obviously haven't been paying close enough attention...

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=31658

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=31661

Poking fun at others misfortune is weak

Just remember to turn in your tin foil Mod hat at the door Ana....

When pointing finger always think of the 3 pointing back at you grasshopper....


This house is clear.........

what's wrong with calling a woman a cunt? its generally their most appealing trait. My wife calls me a dick all the time, I called her a cunt back once and she didnt talk to me for 2 weeks.

SoCalTrjn wrote:what's wrong with calling a woman a cunt? its generally their most appealing trait. My wife calls me a dick all the time, I called her a cunt back once and she didnt talk to me for 2 weeks.

Try that shit when she's in the early stages of menopause....

Shit me, I'd fucking use an Army of bitches like that to beat back the Taliban....

Van wrote:

mvscal wrote:Wicomico County is not in socal.

No, but SoCal is in SoCal, and he's both a Bruin and Laker fan. That's enough fault for anybody.

Ain't nobody perfect. At least I ain't rubbing boners with Mikey.
:)

You're probably a Dodger fan, too, and you probably still have your old Merlin Olsen poster.

:barf:

Van wrote:You're probably a Dodger fan, too, and you probably still have your old Merlin Olsen poster.

:barf:

Jack Snow and Roman Gabriel.

So you admit it. I fucking knew it. You crave Garvey cock.

I shit in the general direction of Les Josephson.

Little to quick with the cock craving.

Typical (ass)Pirate fan taking Steve Blass up the ass and Kent Tekulve sideways.