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4 long time co-workers of mine just got let go, reducing our group from 13 to 9. And one of the 9 guys has just been diagnosed with "swine flu" symptoms.

It is definitely time to get drunk.

BSmack wrote:4 long time co-workers of mine just got let go, reducing our group from 13 to 9.

It appears as if you'll have less free time to spam this board all damned day. Shit... if the other dude croaks and you're down to 8, we may never see you again. This is wonderful news.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

BSmack wrote:4 long time co-workers of mine just got let go, reducing our group from 13 to 9.

It appears as if you'll have less free time to spam this board all damned day. Shit... if the other dude croaks and you're down to 8, we may never see you again. This is wonderful news.

Oh, I'll still be here to plunger the deserving. Dual monitors still allow me to do drivebys. I loves me some drivebys.

RUN TO THE HILLS!!!!

-BPissQuaffer's liver, kidneys and colon

I just got back from bringing my boy his lunch today, and let's just say.......we ALL should be heading for the hills.

According to a kid in my child's 4th grade class (a twelve year old, at that) 60,000 people have already been infected.



With swine flu. Not BSmack's shit posting.

Ana Ng wrote:my child's 4th grade class

:swoon:


Sin,

Diego in Seattle

Twelve years old, in 4th grade???

I thought you lived in Maryland, not the deep south.

Ana Ng wrote:I just got back from bringing my boy his lunch today, and let's just say.......we ALL should be heading for the hills. According to a kid in my child's 4th grade class (a twelve year old, at that) 60,000 people have already been infected.

A 12 year old in a 4th grade class? He's either an exchange student or a retard.

This is the kid that ST refers to as "the 50/50". :?

His mom is never around. It's the saddest thing.

I don't wanna be that person that calls CPS on her, or anything......but he and his little brother are always alone.

Pisses me off.

You and ST should adopt him. Yep.

Ana Ng wrote:This is the kid that ST refers to as "the 50/50". :?

His mom is never around. It's the saddest thing.

I don't wanna be that person that calls CPS on her, or anything......but he and his little brother are always alone.

Pisses me off.

With any luck, when he goes on his shooting rampage, you'll be one of his victims.

Hopefully.

BSmack wrote:

Ana Ng wrote:This is the kid that ST refers to as "the 50/50". :?

His mom is never around. It's the saddest thing.

I don't wanna be that person that calls CPS on her, or anything......but he and his little brother are always alone.

Pisses me off.

With any luck, when he goes on his shooting rampage, you'll be one of his victims.

If anybody best be watching for the disgruntled worker goes off and slays the entire office syndrome it should be you ....

I am thinking work from home after lunch or find any reason to get the fuck out of there until at least next Wednesday would be a good thing.

Besides, you just might be the top of some ones list who has had to stomach your liberal spawn. Blame it on Bush if it does happen.

Duck and cover, and your really should think about concealed carry.

I guess I was being a bit unfair.

Not all of us can be here at our lap tops.......drinking tea, petting our Pomeranians, and wasting our lives away with the likes of you fart asses.

Ana Ng wrote: According to a kid in my child's 4th grade class (a twelve year old, at that)

That's too friggin' easy...........12 yrs. & in the 4th grade?

War Darwin....


Some people should not fucking breed....

ADAM wrote:That's too friggin' easy...........12 yrs. & in the 4th grade?

Is it really?

You just glass dicked yourself to the third power (cube-dicked?) in this thread.

Rock on.

concealed carry ???
Bri is in NY not FL.

mvscal wrote:

Hey, those cocks aren't going to suck themselves. What are you some kind of knuckle dragging misogynist? It's 2009. Women have a right to their own careers.

"run that by me again Madam Secretary"

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

ADAM wrote:That's too friggin' easy...........12 yrs. & in the 4th grade?

Is it really?

You just glass dicked yourself to the third power (cube-dicked?) in this thread.

Rock on.

Glass dicked? Nigga, you need to learn how to read betwixed the lines...

It's been awhile since we last danced princess ....

You game ? Chump....

Adam wrote:Chump...

Holy crap. Now it's on. Adam just went with the ultimate Smack Hammer.

ADAM wrote:Glass dicked?

Yes, glass dicked cubed. That's the board lexicon for repeating what others have already posted. For the third time in the same fucking thread no less.

ADAM wrote:Nigga, you need to learn how to read betwixed the lines.

You need to learn how to read. Period. Or if you wish, posting never, can be substituted much like the way you haggle with pimps when perusing their "whore of the day" $300 specials.

ADAM wrote:You game ? Chump....

I was thinking about going to the local basketball courts and dunking over a bunch of 12 year old 4th graders, but running you would be about the same thing.

mvscal wrote:

Ana Ng wrote:This is the kid that ST refers to as "the 50/50". :?

His mom is never around. It's the saddest thing.

Hey, those cocks aren't going to suck themselves. What are you some kind of knuckle dragging misogynist? It's 2009. Women have a right to their own careers.

Rack that! Hypocrisy noted when some women get their panties in a bunch on the way to a femi-nazi rally when they see latchkey children staring out the windows.

"Swine Flu" symptoms - fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, headache, chills, and fatigue.

Wow, so almost everyone has had swine flu symptoms in their lifetime.

Probably over 3,000 people have already died of the regular flu but the swine flu gets 24 hour news coverage for killing some mexicans.

BTW, I thought everyone already died of SARS, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, HIV, '70s Swine Flu, ect.

Well, the sources are credible you know. Also, Al Gore was credited with inventing the internet.

My current rotation in "respiratory care" at a certain hospital that takes the lowest of the lows in regards to patients... I've yet to see anything other than a bunch of dumb fucks that get REALLY FAT and chain smoke, and have various secondary disorders that are pushing their other organ systems to failure. I get to spend a day in this certain hospitals' ER this Thursday. I'll let you know if I see any Swine Flu pts.

Be afraid of the Swine Flu! :paul:

Mr T wrote:"Swine Flu" symptoms - fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, headache, chills, and fatigue.

If you're over 40, you got about half of that list covered on a good day.