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Joke
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 2:56 pm
by Sirfindafold
Sarah Palin just signed a $1,000,000.00 contract to pose nude in Playboy magazine.
Not to be outdone, Michelle Obama just inked a $1,000,001.00 contract to do a layout in National Geographic.
X infinity.
Re: Joke
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:07 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
C-
Re: Joke
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:29 pm
by PSUFAN
Palin needs to go right to hardcore. I want to see those glasses drip with money.
Re: Joke
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 9:16 pm
by Sirfindafold
Martyred wrote:C-
tough crowd.
Re: Joke
Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 1:08 am
by Diego in Seattle
Sirfindafold wrote:Martyred wrote:C-
tough crowd.
Downright generous, actually.
Re: Joke
Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 2:39 pm
by Sirfindafold
Why did Diego in Seattle go to K-Mart?
He heard they had little boys pants half-off.
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:19 pm
by Sirfindafold
The Dept Of Defense briefed the president this morning, they told OBAMA that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq .
To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face.
Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.
Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?'
This is especially funny since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.