USA's first face transplant patient

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Tue May 05, 2009 9:38 pm

The Connie Culp story is still being written.

Today, she stood at the podium and addressed the media for the first time. Praise to the strength, endurance and faith of the human spirit. And, to the team of medical professionals at the Cleveland Clinic, family, friends and supporters.

http://www.cleveland.com/medical/index. ... plant.html

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:10 pm

Good thing her husband is in jail. I'm sure he would be shocked to see how she looks.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue May 05, 2009 11:53 pm

she shoulda called daffy duck's doc. Dude used to get his face blasted off or atleast around to the back of his head pretty much every week and they fixed him up nice every time.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed May 06, 2009 12:06 am

Mikey wrote:Good thing her husband is in jail. I'm sure he would be shocked to see how she looks.

I will do everything in my power to make sure he does not serve one more day.

Sin,
TVO

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Wed May 06, 2009 12:55 am

Reminds me of the Cage/Travolta flick "Face Off" "Wheeeee!....What a predicament!"

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Wed May 06, 2009 3:36 am

now thems are some jowls ya'll.

fuckin deputy dog shit going on with her face.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed May 06, 2009 4:43 pm

smackaholic wrote:she shoulda called daffy duck's doc. Dude used to get his face blasted off or atleast around to the back of his head pretty much every week and they fixed him up nice every time.

Road Runners MD would have been better. He got his dome blown up, ran over, shot off, or smashed in about 20 times per episode and dude's dome was fixed fine by the next scene every time.

Rack on site medical work.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed May 06, 2009 4:52 pm

Who is this Doctor you speak of ?

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Wed May 06, 2009 5:01 pm

Derron wrote:
smackaholic wrote:she shoulda called daffy duck's doc. Dude used to get his face blasted off or atleast around to the back of his head pretty much every week and they fixed him up nice every time.
Road Runners MD would have been better. He got his dome blown up, ran over, shot off, or smashed in about 20 times per episode and dude's dome was fixed fine by the next scene every time.

Rack on site medical work.

you mean wile e coyote?

road runner always got over.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed May 06, 2009 5:11 pm

Moby Dick wrote:
Derron wrote:Road Runners MD would have been better. He got his dome blown up, ran over, shot off, or smashed in about 20 times per episode and dude's dome was fixed fine by the next scene every time.
you mean wile e coyote?

road runner always got over.

It's Doron. What were you expecting? Even cartoons are confusing to this idiot.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Wed May 06, 2009 5:16 pm

Why did I open this thread while I was eating lunch? :x

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed May 06, 2009 5:33 pm

~~I guess you could buttfuck her in somebody else's mouth.~~

Congrats to this courageous soul.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed May 06, 2009 5:35 pm

PSU, you were just itching to use that line, waiting on the miracles of modern science to make it work, werentcha?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed May 06, 2009 5:53 pm

Shoalzie wrote:Why did I hope this thread while I was eating lunch? :x

I hope you didn't hope it too hard.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Wed May 06, 2009 7:15 pm

Mikey wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:Why did I hope this thread while I was eating lunch? :x
I hope you didn't hope it too hard.

Holy shit...why did I type hope? I meant open.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Wed May 06, 2009 7:41 pm

So if I ever get a face transplant, i need to invest in a Master Blaster helmet and get up. Might as well move out to Cali and become a raiders fan as well...

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed May 06, 2009 7:47 pm

I'm pretty sure daffy duck and wile e had the same WB studio plastic surgeon.

rack whoever came up with the deputy dawg jowls reset. all that fukkin work and you think they could have tightened them up a bit.

wouldn't it have been better to just glue a nose on her rather than the entire face?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed May 06, 2009 8:03 pm

mvscal wrote:
smackaholic wrote: all that fukkin work and you think they could have tightened them up a bit.
They intend to. They used more tissue than was needed in case some of it was rejected. I'm sure it will look better when they're finished. A pretty amazing piece of work really.

I guess somebody else actually read the article.

RACK your natural inquisitiveness.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Wed May 06, 2009 11:10 pm

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Thu May 07, 2009 12:24 am

May I ask members of the T1B Bar Association for assessment of what many comments to the article complain of: the seven year sentence given the husband?

velocet

T1B

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