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Re: Vogel - Got a wildlife story for you

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 3:14 am
by Smackie Chan
I can't wait to read the poem Dan'll write about cayenne bunny.

Re: Vogel - Got a wildlife story for you

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:04 am
by Trampis
Thats nothing. While I was planting the field next to our house last week my step son shot and killed, with his pellet gun, a seagull. He cleaned the fucker, getting what meat he could off the breast then droped the head into a bucket of Gas to melt everything off the scull. Later when I came in he declared his desire to eat the seagull meat which he had carefully cleaned. (Damn you Les Stroud!) I told him if the internet said its safe he could but to fry the mess a deep brown before injesting. As I retired to the bedroom/office/CZ, he fried then ate it, later reporting that it just tasted like any other meat.

Re: Vogel - Got a wildlife story for you

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:13 am
by PSUFAN
I told him if the internet said its safe he could but to fry the mess a deep brown before injesting.
Classic

Re: Vogel - Got a wildlife story for you

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 1:14 pm
by Dan Vogel
There won't be a poem about this. We're no better or worse than any animal and animals are not aware of boundaries that humans have set up. The bunny didn't know it was doing anything wrong by digging there. So the way to deal with such a situation is to get rid of the animal in the most caring manner you can. If your son was advocating violence on an animal like that I hope he is aware of karma? What you did was not the worst thing in the world.

You might remember the warrior code poem. One of the warrior's traits is grace and another is responsibility.

I have a miserable life and wish I were dead!

Re: Vogel - Got a wildlife story for you

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 1:29 pm
by smackaholic
Hey, mvscal. How's about you give mrs vogel's burrow the same treatment. Better double wrap though or it could get a bit painful.

Re: Vogel - Got a wildlife story for you

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:11 pm
by Dinsdale
Trampis wrote:my step son shot and killed, with his pellet gun, a seagull.

Federal felony-btw.

Re: Vogel - Got a wildlife story for you

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:40 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Jsc810 wrote:
88 wrote:It just so happened that I had all the ingredients out for chili, which I planned to make later that afternoon. One of the ingredients is cayenne pepper. Only a 1/2 teaspoon is needed to spice the fuck out of a whole pot of chili.
Dude. Kick it up a knotch, will ya? :?

Put some spice in your life.
Tried that, it didn't work out so well.

Sin,
88's homemade heating sex lube

Re: Vogel - Got a wildlife story for you

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 3:04 pm
by Moving Sale
88 wrote: My youngest son looked into the backyard and then said "Dad, I think a rabbit is building a nest in our backyard."
That's the one your shit genes inflicted with Autism right?
My oldest son, who is a tad bit evil, suggested that we shoot Mrs. Rabbit with a pellet rifle.
This is the one that got his balls from his Mom correct?

Re: Vogel - Got a wildlife story for you

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 3:18 pm
by PSUFAN
Moving Sale wrote:
88 wrote: My youngest son looked into the backyard and then said "Dad, I think a rabbit is building a nest in our backyard."
That's the one your shit genes inflicted with Autism right?
My oldest son, who is a tad bit evil, suggested that we shoot Mrs. Rabbit with a pellet rifle.
This is the one that got his balls from his Mom correct?
You should give smacking with humor a spin. It might even make you look taller.

Re: Vogel - Got a wildlife story for you

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:25 pm
by Trampis
Dinsdale wrote:
Trampis wrote:my step son shot and killed, with his pellet gun, a seagull.

Federal felony-btw.
My neighbor Mr. Winfield said it shouldnt be a problem.

Re: Vogel - Got a wildlife story for you

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:52 pm
by Mikey
Hmmmm...

There's a family of ground squirrels in my front yard that are just begging for some spice.
I may have to try this.

Re: Vogel - Got a wildlife story for you

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:35 pm
by smackaholic
just a little S&P and a garlic rub and throw'em in the hot air popcorn popper, mike. Ain't that what they use in arkansas for a rotisery?

Re: Vogel - Got a wildlife story for you

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:38 pm
by Mikey
Never been to Arkansaw, but that does sound miiiighty tasty.

Re: Vogel - Got a wildlife story for you

Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 8:03 pm
by Moving Sale
Jsc810 wrote:You obviously have no understanding of karma.
You obviously are a fuckhole if you picked this blast to go to the karma card. With all the vile racist scatalogical dung that is thrown up on this board and you pick THIS to get your panties in a bunch? Feign outrage at someone next time. Maybe they will buy it.
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PSUFAN wrote: You should give smacking with humor a spin.
I shant be taking humor lessons from someone with thinks this...
It might even make you look taller.
... is bringing the funney.

Re: Vogel - Got a wildlife story for you

Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 8:09 pm
by PSUFAN
I was quite serious about it making you look taller. That would work for you, right?

Re: Vogel - Got a wildlife story for you

Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 8:13 pm
by Moving Sale
Strike two on the applause meter fuckhead. Care to try something original OR witty? It doesn't have to be both.