I am not gay, dudes

[Steve Vai]

Hey man - I was told you guys are talkin' shit on this board - callin' me a homo, postin' some SICK shit here. Fuckin' step back, man.

I'm off to slap out a few 'gasms on my girl's love fret...when I check back here, I don't want to SEE any more of this stuff, ok?

We cool.

[Diogenes]

Piss off, you overrated tosser.

[Steve Vai]

You don't have to yell at me, asshole.

By the way - who has a better chance at that babe in your avatar...you or me?


Yeah, you know it.

[Diogenes]

You don't have to yell at me, asshole.

By the way - who has a better chance at that babe in your avatar...you or me?

I doubt she's a fag hag. Slim (very) for me, none for you.

[smackaholic]

Steve,

I'm one of the troublemakers talking shit about you, but, in my defense I never claimed you were gax. I am quite certain though that you are bi. To you're credit, you're prolly not a bang anything with a pulse kinda bi dude. I'm sure you are very picky and only bang really hot dudes/chicks.

[Van]

Buncha assholes.

Anyway, Vai's always been more a "New Age" spiritual hippy sort, rather than bi. With his long time wife (the former bass player from the band Vixen) and their two kids he's always been a big time family guy.

Never touched drugs, either, believe it or not.

This troll could have some legs. Hopefully this one will be even half as good as the old David Lee Roth troll, which was an awesome troll.

[Diogenes]

Buncha assholes.

More of an internet hemorrhoid myself. I tend to irritate assholes.

[MuchoBulls]

Steve, aren't you on tour with your new band?

[MuchoBulls]

Steve, aren't you on tour with your new band?

Chickenshit?

Close enough

[Van]

The internet is usually still available, even while on tour.

[MuchoBulls]

The internet is usually still available, even while on tour.

True, but don't rock n rollers sleep in while they are on tour?

[Van]

That's why god created minions.

[smackaholic]

Dude, what's with the avatard pic? Your a set of shoulder pads away from being a larry king twin.

Looks like years of standing in front of the wind machine have taken their toll on the doo.

I'll bet you still wear the tight leather pants though, don'cha?

[Steve Vai]

That ain't a wind machine, brotha.



That's just the coolness blowin through my hair when I get freaky with the frets.

[Van]

Hey, Steve, now that you're, like, blogging and shit here with us, tell us what you really think about DLR.

Also, now that the cameras are off, what do you really think about EVH, as a guitar player? What'd Frank say about him?

Lastly, on your last tour, tell us about passing around your smoking hot violin player, backstage...

[smackaholic]

Everybody should have a half gook hottie fiddle player in the band.

If Steve's hitting that, he's all right in my book, even if he does swing from the other side of the plate now and again.

[Diogenes]

Everybody should have a half gook hottie fiddle player in the band.

If Steve's hitting that....

Doubtful. More likely watching everyone else take turns and wishing he was her.