Hung Fu

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:21 pm

David Carradine apparently performed an air dance for his final act.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:46 pm

Here's a better link, smackie. I'm surprised you didn't try to fit "grasshopper" in the topic title somehow.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/as_thailand_david_carradine

When I was a kid, I freaking loved Kung Fu, doubt I ever missed an episode. For me, that was must see TV.

Sucks he offed himself.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:55 pm

I heard him on a live radio interview, not even four months ago. The guy sounded happy as a clam. He kept going on and on about how blessed he's been his whole life.

Strange. Maybe he found out he was terminal, and that Thai hooker he had for dinner was so rancid he just couldn't face the thought of his final days consisting of having his urethra gouged and scraped by some chuckling Dr Mengele wielding a ninja torture hook.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:55 pm

Maybe they play this at the funeral....

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:47 pm

I heard authorities are saying it was accidental death due to auto-erotic asphyxiation rather than suicide.

Stay tuned...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:27 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:I heard authorities are saying it was accidental death due to auto-erotic asphyxiation rather than suicide.

Stay tuned...

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...or words to that effect.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:49 pm

Obviously, Martyred has his share of close calls.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:15 am

It's been funny watching this evolve on BBC.

- 'Carradine was found by the maid inside his hotel room wardrobe naked with a rope round his neck and genitals'.

and later

- 'sitting in the wardrobe with a rope round his neck and body'

and finally?

- 'rope was round his neck and other parts of his body'

They seem to be confused, surely a bag of coke can't be far away. :o

socal · Post by **socal** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:22 am

Dr_Phibes wrote:They seem to be confused, surely a glass dick and bag of coke can't be far away.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... =2&t=31933

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:27 am

Well if it's any consolation, your thread was more respectful.

I thought Kung Fu was good, now this is the only image you'll ever have of him.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:59 am

Van wrote:I heard him on a live radio interview, not even four months ago. The guy sounded happy as a clam. He kept going on and on about how blessed he's been his whole life.

poptart wrote:People are in a state of destruction, from Genesis 3.

They are like pizzas placed on a cooking conveyor belt, moving along toward the inevitable area where they are marred to the point of never being able to be gain original form again.

Because man is spiritually captured.
His fate is one of failure and destruction.
People all reach their limit and things come crashing in on them.
Look around.

Sorry, couldn't stop.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:12 am

Well, as it turned out, at least I heard him right, that day on the radio. C'mon, how many 72 year old dudes are still trying to get their freaky spank on in a Bangkok hotel, Michael Hutchence style? The guy was obviously still feeling pretty spunky.

I bet next time he doesn't ignore that wobbly leg on the chair.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:42 pm

Dr_Phibes wrote:
They seem to be confused, surely a bag of coke can't be far away. :o

If the maid were to report that, the authorities would expect her to turn it in. They wise-up after the first couple of times and just slip it into the bottom of the laundry bag for later retrieval. They also know enough to leave the dead guest's wallet alone so the cops can clean it out.

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 3:00 pm

If you’re trusting that the 15-year-old prostitute you picked up in a foreign land can undue your life threatening knots while her tiny hands are covered in astroglide and semen, it’s possible you didn’t really think this plan all the way through.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:21 pm

RACK! missjo- pun not intended

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:23 pm

I did. Officially.

vvvvvv

socal · Post by **socal** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:36 am

missjo wrote:If you’re trusting that the 15-year-old prostitute you picked up in a foreign land can undue your life threatening knots while her tiny hands are covered in astroglide and semen, it’s possible you didn’t really think this plan all the way through.

Eliminatory rack.

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:36 pm

that'll teach me not to post at 2am while half asleep
I forgot to spellcheck

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