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Ojigaboo at the golf course

Our last President was a pretty good golfer was he not?

Barry's very stiff in his shoulders, and similarly doesn't have any snap in his arms. His head comes up way too early of course, and his feet aren't properly set. But, the Chimp's swing is overpraised by the video commentator. He's stiff as well. The best golfer, hands down, in the history of the executive branch was of course Dan Quayle--an actual scratch golfer (which is damn near pro)

Golf Forum please...NOW.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Barry's very stiff in his shoulders, and similarly doesn't have any snap in his arms. His head comes up way too early of course, and his feet aren't properly set. But, the Chimp's swing is overpraised by the video commentator. He's stiff as well. The best golfer, hands down, in the history of the executive branch was of course Dan Quayle--an actual scratch golfer (which is damn near pro)

Scratch golfers are entitled to get demolished in qualifying rounds for the US Open by real professionals. Your average Hooters Tour slappy would beat down a golfer who was only "scratch".

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Barry's very stiff in his shoulders, and similarly doesn't have any snap in his arms. His head comes up way too early of course, and his feet aren't properly set. But, the Chimp's swing is overpraised by the video commentator. He's stiff as well. The best golfer, hands down, in the history of the executive branch was of course Dan Quayle--an actual scratch golfer (which is damn near pro)

The chimp might not have Sam Snead's swing, but, it's pretty respectable. Obogey on the other hand either just picked up a golf club for the first time or is a really, really uncoordinated doofus. His takeaway and his down swing aren't THAT horrible, it's that thing he does in the middle that's just really fukked up.

Keep your fukkin' head down, boy.

smackaholic wrote:The chimp might not have Sam Snead's swing, but, it's pretty respectable. Obogey on the other hand either just picked up a golf club for the first time or is a really, really uncoordinated doofus. His takeaway and his down swing aren't THAT horrible, it's that thing he does in the middle that's just really fukked up.

Keep your fukkin' head down, boy.

I've seen video of Obama playing hoops. He's clearly coordinated. IMO it's an issue of him spending time with his clubs on a range and getting some professional instruction. Of course the best thing for the country is for him to remain a 30+ handicap for the next 8 years. Then let him work on his swing.

BSmack wrote:

smackaholic wrote:The chimp might not have Sam Snead's swing, but, it's pretty respectable. Obogey on the other hand either just picked up a golf club for the first time or is a really, really uncoordinated doofus. His takeaway and his down swing aren't THAT horrible, it's that thing he does in the middle that's just really fukked up.

Keep your fukkin' head down, boy.

I've seen video of Obama playing hoops. He's clearly coordinated. IMO it's an issue of him spending time with his clubs on a range and getting some professional instruction. Of course the best thing for the country is for him to remain a 30+ handicap for the next 8 years. Then let him work on his swing.

The best thing for the country would be for him to go play golf every fukking day and stop fixing shit.

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Walk off, grand slam!

smackaholic wrote:The best thing for the country would be for him to go play golf every fukking day and stop fixing shit.

I'm sure that is the minority opinion.

We'll see how much of a minority in a few years.

Minority? Negroid PGA golfers. Very low percentage.

Go figure.

ViJay is not negroid, he's Jamaican.

Imus wrote:ViJay is not negroid, he's Jamaican.

He's Fijian.

Yeah, there's a shitload of issues with my swing as well.
Anyone here can claim to be perfect? Sit down.

maybe he can get some tips from dear leader when he goes over there to apologize for america and suck some gook cahk.

smackaholic wrote:

BSmack wrote:

smackaholic wrote:The chimp might not have Sam Snead's swing, but, it's pretty respectable. Obogey on the other hand either just picked up a golf club for the first time or is a really, really uncoordinated doofus. His takeaway and his down swing aren't THAT horrible, it's that thing he does in the middle that's just really fukked up.

Keep your fukkin' head down, boy.

I've seen video of Obama playing hoops. He's clearly coordinated. IMO it's an issue of him spending time with his clubs on a range and getting some professional instruction. Of course the best thing for the country is for him to remain a 30+ handicap for the next 8 years. Then let him work on his swing.

The best thing for the country would be for him to go play golf every fukking day and stop fixing shit.

You mean they let him on those DC and Virgina area courses ?? They are integrated now ?? WTF ??

BSmack wrote:

smackaholic wrote:The best thing for the country would be for him to go play golf every fukking day and stop fixing shit.

I'm sure that is the minority opinion.

Minority as in what ?? The minorities of race ?? In case you ave not looked lately..the white male is an endangered species...they now have to pay reparations for all the shit they caused in this country since they founded it 233 years ago.

Minority in political opinion ???

Counting those of us who just consider ourselves, our children, and my grandchildren completely fucked for a stable, rational government ?

Or a gubmint who is caving to the left, and becoming more socialist with every passing day ?

That minority ??

Derron wrote: Or a gubmint who is caving to the left, and becoming more socialist with every passing day ?

In what way has your country become "more socialist", shit-for-brains?

Take all the time you need on this one.

Obama s wi Ngs that club like a real spaz, doesn't he?

The left elbow doesn't know where the right ankle is going, sort of thing.

Honestly looks like a gangly post-pubescent 14 yr old 'tardling who's limbs flail around in every direction whenever there is a stiff breeze.


Well, lucky for us that he's got a better handle on his job as president than he does his golf swing.




umm ..

Derron wrote:

BSmack wrote:

smackaholic wrote:The best thing for the country would be for him to go play golf every fukking day and stop fixing shit.

I'm sure that is the minority opinion.

Minority as in what ??

Allow me to help.

Maybe he's just playing golf ironically?

We touched on this in Spin Zone, it's not 1965 - anyone is allowed to do it now.

BSmack wrote:


Allow me to help.

Wow..fucking amazing...a 6% preference..what a fuckin mandate..get with O Muslim

Is that poster your new jerk material ?

I'd like everyone that have criticized Obama's golf swing to post a video of their own swing, and let me have a crack at analyzing your swing (as if even half that have criticized it even play)....

it's a tough game and that's the reason so many really good athletes avoid it like the plague....because it's almost impossible to be really good at it quickly

as for the "scratch golfer" being almost equal to a pro

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tiger Woods is a -12, which means he would have to give a scratch player twelve shots on 18 holes to make it competitive

most PGA players are in the -7 to -10 range

Martyred wrote:

Derron wrote: Or a gubmint who is caving to the left, and becoming more socialist with every passing day ?

In what way has your country become "more socialist", shit-for-brains?

Take all the time you need on this one.

Well, we the people now own General Motors, recently the largest company in America. This constitutes Socialism in most definitions of the word, but as in just about every Socialist nation we have no actual input as to running the company, nor do we have a job...hold on...okay, I'm off to the driving range to work on my irons...damn, how can I get down to scratch if my local driving range just got foreclosed and sold for condo units?

LTS TRN 2 wrote: Well, we the people now own General Motors,

Yeah, sure you do, Nick. Sure you do.

Martyred wrote:

LTS TRN 2 wrote: Well, we the people now own General Motors,

Yeah, sure you do, Nick. Sure you do.

Yeah..expect your stock certificates to arrive in the mailbox any day now. Pull up a chair and wait for the post man to hand you your new wealth, along with an increased tax billing due to that new found wealth.

Got to be an upside to a penny stock like GM.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:

Martyred wrote:

Derron wrote: Or a gubmint who is caving to the left, and becoming more socialist with every passing day ?

In what way has your country become "more socialist", shit-for-brains?

Take all the time you need on this one.

Well, we the people now own General Motors, recently the largest company in America. This constitutes Socialism in most definitions of the word, but as in just about every Socialist nation we have no actual input as to running the company, nor do we have a job...hold on...okay, I'm off to the driving range to work on my irons...damn, how can I get down to scratch if my local driving range just got foreclosed and sold for condo units?

Because it is the will of the people and gubmint that recreational activities like golf get in the way of working for the common good of the state.

BSmack wrote:
Minority as in what ??

Allow me to help.

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Dr_Phibes wrote:Maybe he's just playing golf ironically?

Rack it, Comrade

Cuda wrote:

Dr_Phibes wrote:Maybe he's just playing golf ironically?

Rack it, Comrade

That goes without saying.

I expect nothing less from charter members of the CCCP.

Derron wrote:

Martyred wrote:

LTS TRN 2 wrote: Well, we the people now own General Motors,

Yeah, sure you do, Nick. Sure you do.

Yeah..expect your stock certificates to arrive in the mailbox any day now. Pull up a chair and wait for the post man to hand you your new wealth, along with an increased tax billing due to that new found wealth.

Got to be an upside to a penny stock like GM.

"Yo dog, did you get your stock certificates in the mail yet?" "Nope, I've been too busy working on my short game. I got a new wedge set with CNC milled flat faces ensuring uniform ball compression for predictable distances and shot patterns....uh ..is that a gun in your hand"?

LTS TRN 2 wrote:
"Yo dog, did you get your stock certificates in the mail yet?" "Nope, I've been too busy working on my short game. I got a new wedge set with CNC milled flat faces ensuring uniform ball compression for predictable distances and shot patterns....uh ..is that a gun in your hand"?

Archive the picture..hopefully the last time anybody in the UAW ever has an " ON STRIKE" sign in their hand, those that are left working that is.