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Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:03 am
by PSUFAN
What's your JOB, assholes?

<-- web developer

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:06 am
by Katy
Financial Analyst.

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:11 am
by War Wagon
Space shuttle pilot.

Part time astronomer on the side, but the pay sucks.

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:16 am
by TheJON
Sperm donor......

Can't get a job ever since contracting the HIV virus.

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:24 am
by Smackie Chan
PSUFAN wrote:<-- web developer
You're Al Gore? Or Spiderman?

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:26 am
by Smackie Chan
Katy wrote:Analyst.
Didn't you tell Van you weren't into that?

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:29 am
by Katy
Smackie Chan wrote:
Katy wrote:Analyst.
Didn't you tell Van you weren't into that?
I never said I wasn't into it. I just said it causes ass cancer. :D

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:32 am
by Katy
PSUFAN wrote:What's your JOB, assholes?

<-- web developer

Since you know codes/internet shit--put your chatroom on your site so MGO doesn't keep having to link it. It will be easier for me to have chat sex with Douchebag & the rest of THE CREW. Thanks, :D

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:52 am
by Shoalzie
graphic designer/application engineer

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:17 am
by War Wagon
Katy wrote: I never said I wasn't into it.
So, you're saying there's a chance?

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:59 am
by Van
Katy wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
Katy wrote:Analyst.
Didn't you tell Van you weren't into that?
I never said I wasn't into it. I just said it causes ass cancer. :D
THAT'S MY GIRL!!

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:00 am
by .m2
the truth


As "the truth".... here is an email sent to me by one of my many just minutes ago...


K so now I wish you would walk in my bedroom door. I'm laying on my tummy in my bra and panties (too hot for anything else) on my bed reading a magazine. I would love it if you came up behind me and layed like beside me talking to me for a bit. You kiss me and kiss me some more and start playing with my boobies. You hop up and take your jeans (or whatever) off as I move from my tummy up to my hands and knees. You get on your knees too behind me of course and slide yourself in. I love that by the way. *oh, the tingles* love it when I'm being moved so much from that position that my boobies are bouncing all over the place. *kisses* I'm hoping that these all get moved from just thoughts and fantasies to being real someday soon. *sigh*

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T


m2

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:12 am
by socal
.m2 wrote:the truth


As "the truth".... here is an email sent to me by one of my many just minutes ago...


K so now I wish you would walk in my bedroom door. I'm laying on my tummy in my bra and panties (too hot for anything else) on my bed reading a magazine. I would love it if you came up behind me and layed like beside me talking to me for a bit. You kiss me and kiss me some more and start playing with my boobies. You hop up and take your jeans (or whatever) off as I move from my tummy up to my hands and knees. You get on your knees too behind me of course and slide yourself in. I love that by the way. *oh, the tingles* love it when I'm being moved so much from that position that my boobies are bouncing all over the place. *kisses* I'm hoping that these all get moved from just thoughts and fantasies to being real someday soon. *sigh*

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T




m2




smackoholic has a crackberry?

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:56 am
by Smackie Chan
socal wrote:smackoholic has a crackberry?
:lol:

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:40 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
.m2 wrote:K so now I wish you would walk in my bedroom door. I'm laying on my tummy in my bra and panties (too hot for anything else) on my bed reading a magazine. I would love it if you came up behind me and layed like beside me talking to me for a bit. You kiss me and kiss me some more and start playing with my boobies. You hop up and take your jeans (or whatever) off as I move from my tummy up to my hands and knees. You get on your knees too behind me of course and slide yourself in. I love that by the way. *oh, the tingles* love it when I'm being moved so much from that position that my boobies are bouncing all over the place. *kisses* I'm hoping that these all get moved from just thoughts and fantasies to being real someday soon. *sigh*
Aren't you a little old to be cruising AIM chat, foolio? Sounds like one of your "many" is really a 47 year old morbidly obese guy in Xenia, Ohio.

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:27 pm
by smackaholic
I think this is the part where I'm supposed to run in your dome/ankle biter smack, but, that ain't my thing.

And no, I ain't got a crackberry. I can barely figure out how to use my regular cell.

And when did I go from suckling jtr manboob to being a catcher for tooloe?

Given those options, jtr nursing don't sound so bad.

As for me, my title these days is Maintenance Specialist. Dn't sound that glorious, but, it gives me :bode: over the senior maintenance techs and lowly maintenance techs. I maintain all sorts of mechanical gizmos, 95% of it is mail inserting equipment, which is not to be confused with male inserting equipment which is toolio's actual gig.

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:36 pm
by PSUFAN
socal wrote:




smackoholic has a crackberry?

Either that or katy's working on foolio now. Go katy!

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:50 pm
by indyfrisco
SAP Business Intelligence Architect and BBQ Sauce peddler on the side.

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:57 pm
by BSmack
Systems Engineer.

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:00 pm
by Cuda
Katy wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
Katy wrote:Analyst.
Didn't you tell Van you weren't into that?
I never said I wasn't into it. I just said it causes ass cancer. :D
Image

:shock: :doh: :x

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:01 pm
by Wolfman
Latest occupation (so much for retirement)-- science lab technician at Edison State College. I set up and maintain labs here for biology, chemistry, physics, and oceanography. Cool job, decent salary, with a nreve racking 2 mile commute.

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:03 pm
by Patrick Bateman
Vice President for Pierce & Pierce, specializing in Murders & Executions.

Wasn't Rothschild originally handling the Fisher account?

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:24 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Patrick Bateman wrote:Wasn't Rothschild originally handling the Fisher account?
No, it was that dickhead Marcus Halberstram.

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:43 pm
by socal
smackaholic wrote:And when did I go from suckling jtr manboob to being a catcher for tooloe?

Given those options, jtr nursing don't sound so bad.
Gateway lifestyles are a slippery slope.


As for me, my title these days is Maintenance Specialist. Dn't sound that glorious, but, it gives me :bode: over the senior maintenance techs and lowly maintenance techs. I maintain all sorts of mechanical gizmos, 95% of it is mail inserting equipment, which is not to be confused with male inserting equipment which is toolio's actual gig.
smackoholic is sounding more and more like AP. Insert "Maintenance Specialist" for "Registered Nurse".

Slippery slope indeed.

BTW, teacher.

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:49 pm
by Shoalzie
IndyFrisco wrote:BBQ Sauce peddler on the side.

How's that sauce peddling going for your label-maker? Any chance I could get my stuff before this weekend...I've got a family cookout planned at the house for Saturday. :mrgreen:

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:57 pm
by Torch
Cigar Salesman.

Smoke'em if you gott'em

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:01 pm
by Jerkovich
Payroll specialist/payment processing provider.

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:01 pm
by PSUFAN
smackoholic is sounding more and more like AP
No kidding. I am only scanning his posts, for fear of eyeball injury - but I see he's talking about "toolio's gig"...wtf?

I never thought smokeAcockLick was a nutsack lamprey - I guess there's something to the Big GOP Closet thing...

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:08 pm
by ChargerMike
...crash dummy

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:27 pm
by Mikey
Consumer

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:44 pm
by PSUFAN
Mikey wrote:Consumer
I gathered as much from your avatar.

How many Jerry Ties do you own, Mikey? 5? 17?

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:13 pm
by L45B
Part-time MS Excel consultant. :D

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:53 pm
by Cuda
underachiever

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:01 pm
by socal
Cuda wrote:underachiever
The teabagging facial trauma gave it away.

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:13 pm
by Mikey
PSUFAN wrote:
Mikey wrote:Consumer
I gathered as much from your avatar.

How many Jerry Ties do you own, Mikey? 5? 17?
Actually, I probably own 4 or 5 of them. Haven't bought any in quite some time, though.

They have some pretty cool patterns that tend to induce flashbacks, which can be quite pleasant if they come on at the right time. Sort of distracting when it happens at work.

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:27 pm
by XXXL
Post Reader

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:30 pm
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
attorney

practice body for surgeons

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:04 pm
by Cuda
socal wrote:
Cuda wrote:underachiever
The teabagging facial trauma gave it away.
-25 for missing a Caddyshack reset, Spaulding

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:29 pm
by L45B
Cooter Preference Test wrote:underachiever

Re: Occupation?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:34 pm
by smackaholic
Mikey wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:
Mikey wrote:Consumer
I gathered as much from your avatar.

How many Jerry Ties do you own, Mikey? 5? 17?
Actually, I probably own 4 or 5 of them. Haven't bought any in quite some time, though.

They have some pretty cool patterns that tend to induce flashbacks, which can be quite pleasant if they come on at the right time. Sort of distracting when it happens at work.
Real dead fans don't have ties.

Poseur.