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an hour to bang the hell outta Lindsay Lohan




or 20 grand.


personally..i'd take the 20 large.

88 wrote:I'd pass on the 20K to pincushion that. No second thoughts.

^^^

a man of integrity right thar!

88 wrote:I'd pass on the 20K to pincushion that.

Sorry to hear that's all you're packin'. Me? I'd railroad spike that cooter.

I'd take the .

I'm with roach. 500 clams would probably buy a pretty decent hooker who would prolly know here way around the ole cock'n'balls better than some drugged out lesbo.

smackaholic wrote:500 clams would probably buy a pretty decent hooker

Pffffffffffffffffft!

- ADAM

Gotta take the money.

Somebody already beat me to it, but you could easily drop a few grand on a better looking, better fucking, hooker if you needed to.

In the end, the only reason it would have to be Lohan, rather than that better looking hooker is for bragging rights, so that you could say "I fucked Lindsay Lohan". And really, those bragging rights aren't all that prestiguous. Certainly worth nowhere near that kind of money.

In for the banging, the money will come another day...

I would bang Lohan and sell the sex tape to the highest bidder.

I'd take the moolah and go spy on my sister in the shower.

$20G and I get to remain STD-free? That one is a no-brainer.

Sorry, but LL has no ass. I'll take the $$$.

Here's A Tougher Question:

In order for you to bang this:


You would first have to bang this:



Would You?

Roach wrote:Hell yeah take the money. Then for $500 I could hook up with a class rental unit, and some fine weed. She'd go away and I'd have a nice weekend.

$20k for giving the meat to her? Gotta be kidding.

3st

Sirfindafold wrote:Sorry, but LL has no ass. I'll take the $$$.

Here's A Tougher Question:

In order for you to bang this:


You would first have to bang this:



Would You?

Not even Homer would put Odysseus through that.

Sirfindafold wrote:Sorry, but LL has no ass. I'll take the $$$.

Here's A Tougher Question:

In order for you to bang this:


You would first have to bang this:



Would You?

I definitely would. The payoff there is pretty fucking grand.

Forget Rosie, I'd fuck JTR if doing so meant I could then have a few hours to do anything I wanted to a happily complicit Megan Fox.

I'd chew on Lindsay Lohan's anal scabs for a chance to ruin Megan Fox.

Van wrote:Forget Rosie, I'd fuck JTR if doing so meant I could then have a few hours to do anything I wanted to a happily complicit Megan Fox.

I'd chew on Lindsay Lohan's anal scabs for a chance to ruin Megan Fox.

and i'd take Van's sloppy seconds....ON ALL THREE OF EM.

You guys are sick fucking units. You're going to fuck JtR? NO payoff is worth the shudderingly atrocious image you're summoning. You realize he's probably got a red brillo donut for an assrim? You're not going limp when he one/twos you in the face with his distended veiny manteats?

Not a chance, fiends.

PSUFAN wrote:You guys are sick fucking units. You're going to fuck JtR? NO payoff is worth the shudderingly atrocious image you're summoning. You realize he's probably got a red brillo donut for an assrim? You're not going limp when he one/twos you in the face with his distended veiny manteats?

Not a chance, fiends.

someone's gotta witch JTR's face on the body of Ned Beaty in Deliverance squeeling like a pig.


on second thought... :?

PSU wrote:a red brillo donut for an assrim

Yes, I want Megan Fox, that fucking much. Take away her tats, and those funky looking digits, and she's damn near perfect.

I'd consider losing to UCLA and ND in exchange for a festive month at Hedonism with her.

a festive month at Hedonism

Fine, fine...until JtR waddles up naked, methane gusting out of his duct, leering at your girl's suntanned shaved twat. At least his junk would be covered by a floppy roll of fat, but you'd know it was right there.

Sure, I'd push in rosie's bulging, tube-like bratchute for a shot at Megan Fox...but interacting with JtR, or FUCKING him...you see, I'm not in.

Lotta yuck there, Van. Lotta yuck.

Hell, LL would probably split the 20 grand with you. so you could bang her and still come out with 10 grand

Van wrote:Forget Rosie, I'd fuck JTR if doing so meant I could then have a few hours to do anything I wanted to a happily complicit Megan Fox.

Damn, this is sick. Just sick.

Hell, you could point a gun at my head and say, "You have a choice. Fuck JTR or sell your kids to gypsies." 'Bye, kids. It was nice knowing you.

No shit. Your kids don't look like Megan Fox.

What a buncha fukkin' little pussies. Hell yeah, I'd wreck jess's starfish for some megan fox. Oh, and jess butting in on megan and me wouldn't be an issue as I would surely kill that fukker when I was done with him.

Still not blowin' him though. Not even for megan.