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Why would anybody wanna be thicker and wider?

Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:52 am
by smackaholic
That was the question cockblock asks me tonight as we were driving along. I had XM on the radio and about 87% of their advertising is the thicker/wider folks.

Uhhhh, beats me son. I haven't a clue.

Are there really enough maroons out there falling for that shit? I swear about half the advertising dollars spent nowadays gotta be for that bullshit.

Re: Why would anybody wanna be thicker and wider?

Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:29 am
by Trampis
I remember watching tv with my parents as a kid in the 70s and 80s and being embarrissed as hell to have a douch commercial come on the tv. Fucking Masengil, may the ad people from that comercial die in hell. Who can ever forget the line, " Mom, do you douch?" Nice :oops:

Now its the endless enzyte/viagra whatever makes gramps have a boner shit. Theres a reason grandpas are always grumpy, its because they cant get a boner anymore! Dont fuck with tradition! Right Wolfie?

Re: Why would anybody wanna be thicker and wider?

Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:59 am
by Lillian Vernon
Because they are trying to encourage mudsharkery by making white women get so fat all they can pull is some black cock.