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I am certain Indy will be cutting grass early today so he can make it into his mancave and slip into the CZ by 1:00 P.M. EDT in order to witness this circus.





People from ALL OVER the world will converge on Staples Center.







HUGE stars got their golden ticket. L to R: Christian Slater and Rob Schneider.




BREAKING NEWS!!!
The King of Pop is still dead.

Anyone know what channel it'll be on?

I wish....the lawn definitely needs a cuttin'. At work all day though. Softball tonight after work. Lawn will have to wait for tomorrow.

WAR Jacko getting fucked by the devil Tenacious D-style.

Cueball wrote:Anyone know what channel it'll be on?

better question would be
"anyone know which channel it's not on?"

dead president's don't get the kind of fucking coverage they're giving this fiasco

What's the over/under on rioting? Balcks will be in attendance and the illegals must want some free TV's.....

Al Cowlings will probably DRIVE the hearse.

19 helicopters overhead.

I love the smell of hype in the morning.

This city has officially lost it's fucking mind.....who's going to pay for all the cops and extra security? If the economy is so bad how do all these people afford missing work.....Oh wait, they don't have jobs.......fucking wacko's..........
Wait, new t-shirt idea....Jacko's Wacko's........

The CNN Facebook/MJ funeral page is a rolling page of non stop hilarity. It's amazing how many people are mourning the loss of this pervert.

Saw some dingy broad being interviewed on the news last night or the night before. She was crying here eyes out...

"Michael was SOOOO important to me. There is no way that I would ever miss this!!"


The phrase that immediately comes to mind is...get a fucking life.

Funny...I never even considered showing up for Jerry's funeral or memorial or whatever.


And he was SOOOOOO important to me!!

sniff...sniff...sniff

Mikey wrote:Funny...I never even considered going to Jerry's funeral or memorial or whatever.

The closest I came to that sort of thing was going to the Water Street Music Hall in Rochester to see a much of GD cover bands play a "Tribute to Jerry Garcia" a week after he died. Of course I would have gone to see those bands anyway wether or not Garcia had punted out.

Has SoCal gone up in flames yet?

Has SoCal gone up in flames yet?

We're waiting to hear the Rev. Al and Jesse claim that this was some big white conspiracy, then the ghetto's will erupt again and the white man's taxes will have to pay for it.

OJ still has overpass bode.

Thankfully the Santa Ana winds are taking the day off. Otherwise there'd be "palm trees burnin' in the murder winds".

i was watching the hearse travel down the freeway and there was no traffice.

I had always thought traffic was bad in LA come drive time.

Nice touch with the wild applause upon entrance of the casket.

Mikey wrote:Saw some dingy broad being interviewed on the news last night or the night before. She was crying here eyes out...

"Michael was SOOOO important to me. There is no way that I would ever miss this!!"


The phrase that immediately comes to mind is...get a fucking life.

Get a life????????

That's funny comming from a guy with 10,000 posts on an internet chat board.

Was anyone here assigned to Diego watch? I mean, they're burying his mentor and all.

Props to Queen Latifah for giving the 'Burgh a shoutout.

The Crew must be PUMPED.

Squealer Sharpton wrote:ALL JACKSONS ARE STRANGE. BUT SOME JACKSON IS MORE STRANGE THAN OTHERS.

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Sudden Sam wrote:

socal wrote:Props to Queen Latifah for giving the 'Burgh a shoutout.

The Crew must be PUMPED.

You're actually watching it?!

CNN has a live feed where you can hurl insults at Facebook users while watching it.

Cosmo Kramer wrote:

Mikey wrote:Saw some dingy broad being interviewed on the news last night or the night before. She was crying here eyes out...

"Michael was SOOOO important to me. There is no way that I would ever miss this!!"


The phrase that immediately comes to mind is...get a fucking life.

Get a life????????

That's funny comming from a guy with 10,000 posts on an internet chat board.

How original.
Did you come up with that all by yourself?

You really should be proud of your epoch smack skilz. Seriously.

Sudden Sam wrote:

socal wrote:Props to Queen Latifah for giving the 'Burgh a shoutout.

The Crew must be PUMPED.

You're actually watching it?!

What did she say? I know there were some tards in Matchbook Babysitterland that were gathering to weep over Jacko.

BTW, why do African Americans point to Jacko as an inspiration? I guess they missed the decades-long effort he made to remove himself from their company.

RACK the dirtnap - not a day too soon.

socal wrote:19 helicopters overhead.

So will they cover the mid air collision (s) and wreckage, or keep on covering the freak show?...Sounds like a good time for a TAR..temporary aircraft restriction in the airspace....

Did Eddie Murphy show up?

Mikey wrote:

Cosmo Kramer wrote:

Mikey wrote:Saw some dingy broad being interviewed on the news last night or the night before. She was crying here eyes out...

"Michael was SOOOO important to me. There is no way that I would ever miss this!!"


The phrase that immediately comes to mind is...get a fucking life.

Get a life????????

That's funny comming from a guy with 10,000 posts on an internet chat board.

How original.
Did you come up with that all by yourself?

You really should be proud of your epoch smack skilz. Seriously.

Yea I did and it was not that hard .....unlike your takes, that I'm sure you come up with while you're lying in bed alone, trying to get to sleep and then jizzing all over yourself in the middle of the night with the anticipation of posting them the next day...

Cosmo Kramer wrote: Yea I did and it was not that hard .....unlike your takes, that I'm sure you come up with while you're lying in bed alone, trying to get to sleep and then jizzing all over yourself in the middle of the night with the anticipation of posting them the next day...

Dear lord...

See, there's a reason why Mikey has 10,000 plus posts and YOU don't.

Some can and DO, while some CAN'T... because they really suck at this.

Gotta cut Coz some slack, WW.
Judging from the quality of his output he's probably still waiting to qualify for driver's training.

He just needs a little time to work on his chops.

I aspire to be just like you douchbags.....I mean you've got to have so much satisfaction with 10,000 plus posts. you guys are so fucking cool!

Cosmo Kramer wrote:I aspire to be just like you douchbags.....I mean you've got to have so much satisfaction with 10,000 plus posts. you guys are so fucking cool!

post total smack is the bomb

Felix wrote:

Cosmo Kramer wrote:I aspire to be just like you douchbags.....I mean you've got to have so much satisfaction with 10,000 plus posts. you guys are so fucking cool!

post total smack is the bomb

Facts are Facts Felix....something tells me that you've been called out on this subject before.....