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i laughed. good stuff

R-Jack wrote:Store clerk has taken my card
Rang up my shoes
Rang up my jacket
Rang up my shirt
Rang up my socks
Rang up my belt
None of this shit's on sale

Jack owes me a keyboard for that.........

Heard this song tonight and had to do it.......



Done

I can't remember anything
can't tell if I need slacks or jeans
my wife said to check the seams
My terrible flip flops mock me

now that sunglass hut is through with me
through new shades, I cannot see
that I was just in Armani
I think I'm still on Rodeo drive now

hold this bag as I wish for ride
oh please Cab, take me

back in the store it's hard to deal -
there's too many shirts that I must feel
but all of them must reveal
all of my awesome tats now

this damn t-shirt just sticks to me
it must be humidity
I think it came from A & E
Must get this crap off from me

hold my gut in as they pass me by
please don't recognize me

now that chick is gone
I think I'm done
Lars please help me
find a vest
should I shave my chest?
Oh please Lars help me....

Bargains- imprisoning me
all that I see
absolute savings
what a great deal
what a great find
Look at these shorts
Damn I look Sexy as Helllllllllllllll

Store clerk
has taken my card
Rang up my shoes
Rang up my jacket
Rang up my shirt
Rang up my socks
Rang up my belt
None of this shit's on sale

Ummm... since we have coffee at Peet's 3 times a week... 7th and Grant...


I'll make sure he has no interest in it.


You Midwestern folks are a funny bunch.






the truth