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Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:43 pm
by TheJON
Screw_Michigan wrote:Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick. Kicking around tards like JON and Whitey just isn't as much fun as wiping the decrepit floor of this place with Gobbles. I mean, a board needs its tards, right? Our board has lost a tardly legend.
RIP, Gobbles.
"Shut the fuck up, dick" over and over and over again = kicking someone around????
Umm.......okay dude......I'll let you think that.
Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:13 am
by War Wagon
Screw_Michigan wrote:Kicking around tards like JON and Whitey just isn't as much fun as wiping the decrepit floor of this place with Gobbles.
ELIMINATED
I mean, a board needs its tards, right?
And thanks for stepping up like none other.
I mean, most 'tards
know deep down that indeed they're 'tards, while you've got some serious delusion that you actually have game. Let me assure you that you don't and that nobody gives a fuck about anything you've ever posted. In fact, this is just a mercy reply in the form of wake the fuck up and realize what an idiot you
really are before you hurt yourself ciphering out
adjectives and adverbs big words.
Speaking of
decrepid floors, best you get busy. That jizz isn't going to mop itself up, you know.
Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:26 am
by PSUFAN
Burned out by Wags?

Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:33 am
by Van
Yep, the ignominy....
Getting eliminated by Wags is like getting your ass kicked by a French mime.
Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:02 am
by War Wagon
whistling
Hey, how 'bout them Yankees?
/whistling
Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:09 am
by War Wagon
Nah, I'll post... and take my medicine on this one.
You're still a punk with a waaay too high opinion of yourself.
I miss Goobs as well. Maybe he had a stroke responding to all your gibberish and had to take a sabbatical.
Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:38 am
by TheJON
mvscal wrote:At the very least, all residents of KC should be barred from submitting any ELIMINATIONS unless they are first reviewed by an ELIMINATION Committee.
I expect that The Deciders will start work on this right away assuming they aren't all out at some kind of corporate retreat.
Uhhh........Hail Hitler?????
Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:07 am
by MadRussian
Why are there so many tards from KC?
Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:46 am
by TheJON
MadRussian wrote:Why are there so many tards from KC?
Because so many people from St. Louis move there?????
Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:30 am
by TheJON
Screw_Michigan wrote:TheJON wrote:MadRussian wrote:Why are there so many tards from KC?
Because so many people from St. Louis move there?????
Why would anyone go from STL to KC? Seriously. Both are major league hellholes, why go from one dump to another?
Dude that lives in DC calling another city a dump. Now that is fucking funny!
Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:37 am
by poptart
TheJON wrote:mvscal wrote:At the very least, all residents of KC should be barred from submitting any ELIMINATIONS unless they are first reviewed by an ELIMINATION Committee.
I expect that The Deciders will start work on this right away assuming they aren't all out at some kind of corporate retreat.
Uhhh........Hail Hitler?????
Hail Hitler
What you get when you mix a cumulonimbus with a Third Reich
Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:58 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
hahahaha
old guy humor.
Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:56 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
mvscal wrote:I expect that The Deciders will start work on this right away assuming they aren't all out at some kind of corporate retreat.
Look, they TAKE a lot of vacation because they GET a lot of vacation.

Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:15 pm
by Goober McTuber
Nice to know that the grease-fire of a poster known as Screwball has been missing me. What a fucking masochist.
Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:09 am
by Goober McTuber
Thanks, Sam. I just got sick of finding the main board filled with bitter little right wing diatribes that belonged in the political forum.
I see that Screwball has significantly improved his game by calling all of his betters "tards". Hopefully jizz-mopping has not been too terribly impacted by the recession.
Seems like a bunch of the drooling halfwits from tards.net (ie., Mad Russian, Doug from DC, etc.) have made their way over here. There goes the fucking neighborhood.
Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:41 am
by TheJON
Goober McTuber wrote:Thanks, Sam. I just got sick of finding the main board filled with bitter little right wing diatribes that belonged in the political forum.
I see that Screwball has significantly improved his game by calling all of his betters "tards". Hopefully jizz-mopping has not been too terribly impacted by the recession.
Seems like a bunch of the drooling halfwits from tards.net (ie., Mad Russian, Doug from DC, etc.) have made their way over here. There goes the fucking neighborhood.
Damn. Here I was thinking you took a dirt nap and, therefore, improved society.
Can't wait to kick Wisconsin's ass again in a few weeks.
Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:14 pm
by Cuda
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:mvscal wrote:I expect that The Deciders will start work on this right away assuming they aren't all out at some kind of corporate retreat.
Look, they TAKE a lot of vacation because they GET a lot of vacation.

That did not get the RACKS it deserved
Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:01 am
by MadRussian
What a fucking run and hide skirt tuggin hem hiding BITCH goobles mcfucktard is
Waaahhhh I dont like things, I will run and hide
Typical spineless touch-ie feel-ie libtarded cock snorkling waste of oxygen.
I have flushed things that had more courage and honor that you.
Now go run and hide under your mommies skirt hem, turd tickling faggot. And suck your thumb. Or her cock, whichever makes you feel better about yourself I guess.
Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:06 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screwball,
I thought you knew that the little slice of heaven known as Madtown is recession-proof, what with the state government, UW and hi-tech jobs we have here. Suck it, bitch. BTW, what was your "step up" from jizz-mopping? You manning the glory hole now?
And to all of you that think that avoiding this cesspool somehow equates to "crying", pat yourselves on the back and continue polishing your turds.
Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:09 pm
by MadRussian
Goober McTuber wrote:I am a gigantic swollen puffy vagina with thick callouses, but its really really hurting. Could you get Dan Vogel to call me and provide sympathy as I cry my eyes out about how just downright mean you guys are./runs sobbing back under moms skirt and starts sucking her clitcock with reckless abandon