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Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:27 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
http://www.wsfa.com/Global/story.asp?S=10793103

WTF, Sam? You guys would undoubtedly guzzle Piss Minus out of a bottle shaped like Nick Saban's dong, yet this turns you off? Christ, mang.

Re: Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:32 pm
by MuchoBulls
They probably wanted Nick Saban on there instead of the chick.

Re: Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:33 pm
by Wolfman
Alabama liquor regulations prohibit labels that are offensive or immodest.
States are free to establish their own laws pertaining to alcohol. Tough shit if you don't like it.

Re: Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:44 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Yeah, it's real "tough shit" I can't buy a bottle of wine I have no interest in, from a state I don't reside in. You sure showed me, wolftard.
States are free to establish their own laws pertaining to alcohol.
Who said they weren't? :?

Re: Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:00 pm
by Mikey
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Yeah, it's real "tough shit" I can't buy a bottle of wine I have no interest in, from a state I don't reside in. You sure showed me, wolftard.
States are free to establish their own laws pertaining to alcohol.
Who said they weren't? :?
No doubt Obama will.

Re: Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:26 pm
by Mr T
A naked white woman on a bottle of liquor?

I be guessing dey be afraid that dem dare minorities would start raping doughs prety little white woman for too long.

Re: Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:21 am
by PSUFAN
Wolfman wrote:Alabama liquor regulations prohibit labels that are offensive or immodest.
States are free to establish their own laws pertaining to alcohol. Tough shit if you don't like it.

Wolfie busted off a pro-Big Government take? Bwahahaha

Re: Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:23 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
You should dunk the makers of that wine under water.

If they float, they are obviously witches. Kill them. If they drown, God will carry their souls to Heaven.

That's the state of things in America right now, isn't it? Poking about the innards of dead crows to divine prophecy and such?

Re: Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:18 am
by Dinsdale
PSUFAN wrote:
Wolfman wrote:Alabama liquor regulations prohibit labels that are offensive or immodest.
States are free to establish their own laws pertaining to alcohol. Tough shit if you don't like it.

Wolfie busted off a pro-Big Government take? Bwahahaha

Did you just make me defend One Foot In It?

Fuck the fuck out of you, you fucking idiot.

Wanna explain how a states'-righter is "pro-Big Government"?


Did you really just type that?

Give yourself 40 lashes for dumbfuckery.

Re: Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:30 am
by PSUFAN
Like clockwork...

so a State can play Nanny, and it's all good? I anticipated this retort from Wolfie, not from...well...

Re: Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:10 am
by Dinsdale
PSUFAN wrote:Like clockwork...

so a State can play Nanny, and it's all good? I anticipated this retort from Wolfie, not from...well...


The Fucking Constitution fucking SAYS that's a state issue...

dumbass.


In the Conservative Realm, state governments are only "Big Government" when they overstep their state's constitution.

Re: Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:23 am
by Wolfman
Maybe some here need to check out the 21st Amendment.
Talking about a "teachable moment" ???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty-fir ... nstitution

Re: Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:28 am
by Moving Sale
Wolfman wrote:Maybe some here need to check out the 21st Amendment.
Why?

Re: Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:11 am
by Dinsdale
Wolfman wrote:Maybe some here need to check out the 21st Amendment.
Talking about a "teachable moment" ???

I didn't figure that defending you would last long.


The number you were looking for was "ten."


The Tenth Amendment. Every fucking American should read it and actually understand what it says.


Just because Lincoln thought it was bunk, it doesn't mean we all should.

Re: Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:01 am
by Moving Sale
Dinsdale wrote: The number you were looking for was "ten."
Close. Not bad for an amateur though.

Re: Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:37 am
by Mr T
Dinsdale wrote:The Tenth Amendment. Every fucking American should read it and actually understand what it says.


Just because Lincoln thought it was bunk, it doesn't mean we all should.
What are these states' rights you speak of?

Sin,
Image

Re: Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:57 am
by PSUFAN
Sorry - but a state prohibiting an illustration of a breast on a fucking wine bottle defines Big Government.

Re: Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:01 am
by Mr T
PSUFAN wrote:Sorry - but a state prohibiting an illustration of a breast on a fucking wine bottle defines Big Government.
We still have dry counties in Alabama that dont allow alcohol. So anything involving alcohol is cluster fucked.

Remember this...

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Re: Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:54 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Wolfman wrote:Maybe some here need to check out the 21st Amendment.
Talking about a "teachable moment" ???
Moving Sale wrote:Why?
Dinsdale wrote:I didn't figure that defending you would last long.


The number you were looking for was "ten."


The Tenth Amendment. Every fucking American should read it and actually understand what it says.


Just because Lincoln thought it was bunk, it doesn't mean we all should.
Far be it from me to make a habit out of defending the old coot. But in this particular case, he was right.

Re: Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:03 pm
by Cuda
Mr T wrote: We still have dry counties in Alabama that dont allow alcohol.
what the fuck do you expect from protestants?

Re: Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:50 am
by Moving Sale
Terry in Crapchester wrote: But in this particular case, he was right.
Good gawd. They are not regulating alcohol. They are regulating the label on the container. This is clearly outside of the 21st Am.


"The aim of the Twenty-first Amendment was to allow States to maintain an effective and uniform system for controlling liquor* by regulating its transportation, importation, and use." Granholm v. Heald (2005)

Not it's fucking label. :doh:

Re: Southerners offended by naked women

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:47 am
by Van
Not it's fucking label.
smackaholic, your thoughts?

:)