T1B

...will continue to be delayed. I'm just waiting on one more judge to submit his scores. If he doesn't repond by Monday, I'll select another judge.

cc: who gives a fuck?

The results are finally IN. Your winner is...








































campinfool! Props to you.

Here's the final breakdown:

campinfool - 104
88 - 102
DELSDAD - 86
L45B - 86
Screw_Michigan - 78
Moving Sale - 69
atomicdad - 68
Dinsdale - 47

Props to Lance for involving the Hoboken Mob - just a little too late, though. The concrete shoes didn't have time to fully set in the molds.

Damn, I missed campinfool's PET. Can't find the thread in the archives???

a certain dumbfuck mod deleted the thread.

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War Wagon wrote:a certain dumbfuck mod deleted the thread.

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Coming correct...sig deleted.

War Wagon wrote:a certain dumbfuck mod deleted the thread.

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Dude I got third to last. In a popularity contest on TB1. Why did you do me that way?

Purely unintentional, I assure you.

Congrats on not finishing last.

Moving Sale wrote:In a popularity contest on TB1.

Umm, campinfool hardly posts on the board. He's very old school, but rarely posts. He's almost an unknown outside of the BTPCFB forum on theboardone.com.

And?

And in no way in a "popularity contest" does a relative unknown win.

Word.

Sin,

War Wagon wrote:Purely unintentional, I assure you.

Ok. Ok. I believe that you are just a dumbass with powers.

88 wrote: Got to agree. Nice work, mang.

I was actually thinking YOU had the best PET.

Moving Sale wrote:Word.

Sin,

Token wasn't an unknown. No one was seriously voting for the cunt. Republicans had NO SHOT even if Ronnie was brought back to life to run after the Bush fiasco.

Only your miniscule ass would attempt to turn something like this into polispeak. The fact you were third to last speaks volumes on how it WAS NOT a popularity contest as you are the most, in your terms, vapid member of this board. Have a seat on a thimble and stfu.

IndyFrisco wrote:Token wasn't an unknown.

Your delusion is almost as deep as the other end of the shit pool in your backyard.

No one was seriously voting for the cunt.

Way to call 66,882,230 Americans nobodies.

Republicans had NO SHOT even if Ronnie was brought back to life to run after the Bush fiasco.

Now that is true.

Only your miniscule ass would attempt to turn something like this into polispeak.

I picked an apt analogy… nothing more nothing less.

The fact you were third to last speaks volumes on how it WAS NOT a popularity contest as you are the most, in your terms, vapid member of this board.

I was shocked as well. You might have something there. Actually you don't... I was just humoring you for a second.

Have a seat on a thimble and stfu.

ucantthinkstraight,
Your thoughts?

Roach wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote:

War Wagon wrote:a certain dumbfuck mod deleted the thread.

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Coming correct...sig deleted.

Deleted? War Wagon?

Jesus.... Good thing this is not Iran or you'd be dome-lopped.

Can we at least get campinfool to repost the pics? Must have been good and I know we'd love to see it.

Jesus . . .

Back away from the bong.

I had a sig from Wags making fun of him. I deleted my sig, not Wags.

Is there any way of resurecting the winning PET? I never saw it.

c-fool would have to repost it and rewrite it. I didn't see if but from what I read, the majority of it's awesomeness was in the writing and not the actual pictures. Not sure if he wants to redo that or if he even remembers it all.

Wow, I post and read so much I failed to realize I won something. Woo Hoo. Glad my crappy sob story life won something. Now I suppose I could try to recreate the whole thing, but it may not have the same quality essay version. In a nutshell I can't even score a vacation like the other PETS cause I'm broke, broke, broke. I spent cash on deductibles for 2 gas guzzling SUVs and a new roof due to a hail storm. I had my oldest daughter's quincenera, my young son took an ambulance ride for drinking charcoal lighter fluid, and my existance is now defined by my occupational identity. So I posted some pics of my 2 can a day cheap snuff habit and my epic rebuilding of a 900 pair copper telephone splice with some aerail shots taken from a crappy 1997 Chevy 3500HD bucket truck. Anyway thanks for the victory.

campinfool wrote:I had my oldest daughter's quincenera,

So you and/or your wife are a spic?

Indy wrote:I didn't see if but from what I read, the majority of it's awesomeness was in the writing and not the actual pictures.

Exactly. That was a big part of how I ended up giving him my highest score.

People seemed to forget that the way Mgo set this thing up the scoring was to be on a 1-10 scale, with three categories: quality of pics, originality of the PET and the quality of the essay portion.

None of the three categories were to be weighted any more heavily than the others.

Of all the PETs, only campinfool, 88 and TVO made any attempt on that third portion. TVO made a small attempt, 88 made a stronger attempt and only campinfool really committed to making the essay a strong part of his PET.

No, campinfool didn't have the best pics. Clearly, 88 had the best pics. Camp's pics were at least decent, but his PET idea was the most original and he killed everyone on the essay, so his cumulative score was the highest...at least on my scorecard.

Since he ended up winning I'm assuming the same held true for some of the other judges.

My wife is the brown one, but i'm passable if you look at my arms, face, and small v-shaped section of my upper chest. Just when my shirt is removed, the term retarded comes to mind. I'll see if I can recreate it for those to see, but the 2nd go round may suck and wind up instigating chants for a recount. I gotta go pull a grave yard shift right now and maybe in the morning I'll get bitter again and try to recreate my epic life failures.

Nah. They still would.

Messican chick got nothing on PR chick.

Rounds these parts they got a name for childless 16 year old PR chick. Old maid.

Well thanks to the MODS here is my attempt to recreate my award winning PET. Hopefully it will not disappoint any who did did see the first version.

After checking out 88's vacation PET and even some of the others, I figured we are all the suck. See I used to be able to take nice vacations like that. This year has been especially tough on the pocketbook. Early Spring brought the arrival of this crap


Which in turn made me fork out cash to pay a roof deductible for these folks


Even my two rides got dinged up. More deductible money down the drain. Plus they get shite mileage and continually screw me at the pump.


Then my 15 year old daughter decides for the first time in her life she wants to claim her latino heritage. So we have a quinceanera which equals more money down the drain. Don't ever be latino. Never. Nunca.


Even my youngest son got in on the action. Little fucker likes ribs so much he can't even wait for the grill to fire up and get hot. So he drinks charcoal lighter fluid straight up and says "Vroom Vroom" just before he passes out in the back of the EMS wagon


My life is so fucked even my dog has problems. One eye mutt who took on a wasp nest with her grill


Even my son gets in on the action


So what does a broke and bitter man do in his life when there is no finances for a vacation or simple R&R. He only has his occupation to give himself an identity. Everyday I drive my gas guzzling SUV to go make my living. First I get out and walk the gauntlet to my ride


"Shut up, get in the truck, and be happy you have a job" proclaim my wife, my boss, and my coworkers


Shit today looks like a 2 can day. Yep Grizzly Snuff with 50 cent off coupons. Can't even afford the good shit anymore


So my job is to do maintenace work on copper telephone cables for a big corporation. Just a small cog stuck in a shitty job. Today is rehab day. Oh your phone and internet go out every time it rains? Maybe it is this crap put up in 1983.


Holy shit, looks like squirrels have been fucking in here. It's a wonder that anything works in this cluster fuck


Only choice is to open up the sheath and resplice the whole thing


So I spend the next 6 hours baking in 100+ heat to connect 900 pairs of wires.


Hell I'll even put on varmit proof closure. You know the Union says I should be prideful in my work. Yea, 60 bucks a month for them to tell me how to feel.


Just when my day and life can't sink any lower my peice of shit compnay truck decides to break down. Now I'm stuck and have no choice but to slide down the boom to get my phone off the dash and call for help


As I go home I realize my life is


Maybe I'm better off on the trolls.net so I can meet up with Netboy Reid and waller in my sorrow.

Or I'll just chill in my phone truck and surf this crappy ass site

See, folks, this is why we do contests like this. They may fail, but we're always guaranteed to get a gem or two.

If you folks like boring phone company photos, I got more.

Rack the Hell out of campinfool

Hell, I think we should give him something for an effort like that - any ideas?

... Still laughing

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KC Scott wrote:Rack the Hell out of campinfool

Hell, I think we should give him something for an effort like that - any ideas?

... Still laughing

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2nd that.

It was even better the 2nd time around, so much so that I don't feel nearly as bad for having inadverdantly deleted the first.

KC Scott wrote:Hell, I think we should give him something for an effort like that - any ideas?

I'd be glad to send him a jar or two of BBQ sauce.

PM me your info, phoneboy. Mild, medium or hot? 2 jars on the way.

Rack the PET.

Screw_Michigan wrote:campinfool, the Grizz is the only shit worth chewing. $2.50 a can before the coupon. Quality is slightly lower than Kodiak, but is more than worth the price.

Spot on. I like it more than Skoal or Cope - and it's not just the price...

IndyFrisco wrote:

KC Scott wrote:Hell, I think we should give him something for an effort like that - any ideas?

I'd be glad to send him a jar or two of BBQ sauce.

PM me your info, phoneboy. Mild, medium or hot? 2 jars on the way.

Rack the PET.

Rack you for saucing the dude.

maybe campin's boy will drink the sauce instead of the lighter fluid next time... wait, same difference.

War Wagon wrote:maybe campin's boy will drink the sauce instead of the lighter fluid next time... wait, same difference.

nahhhhh, lighter fluid don't taste that bad.

War Wagon wrote:maybe campin's boy will drink the sauce instead of the lighter fluid next time... wait, same difference.

Nice!

I'd suggest at least 1 mild for the kiddo. Dip your dick into the hot and fuck your chica ala 88-homemade-warming-gel-style.

Rack you for saucing the dude.

This is good. So does SAUCE replace RACK in our lexicon?

SAUCE that PET!

Screw_Michigan wrote:campinfool, the Grizz is the only shit worth chewing. $2.50 a can before the coupon. Quality is slightly lower than Kodiak, but is more than worth the price.

Chewing is for nasty ass losers. You can smoke weed all you want, but chewing? What the fuck is wrong with you??

IndyFrisco wrote:I'd be glad to send him a jar or two of BBQ sauce.

PM me your info, phoneboy. Mild, medium or hot? 2 jars on the way.

Rack the PET.

Sauce shipped off today. Fuck USPS. $12.17 was cheapest shipping available. Expect it in about 5 business days.

Let me know how my sauce tastes.

TheJON wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:campinfool, the Grizz is the only shit worth chewing. $2.50 a can before the coupon. Quality is slightly lower than Kodiak, but is more than worth the price.

Chewing is for nasty ass losers. You can smoke weed all you want, but chewing? What the fuck is wrong with you??

chewing and dipping are COMPLETELY different.

IndyFrisco wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote:I'd be glad to send him a jar or two of BBQ sauce.

PM me your info, phoneboy. Mild, medium or hot? 2 jars on the way.

Rack the PET.

Sauce shipped off today. Fuck USPS. $12.17 was cheapest shipping available. Expect it in about 5 business days.

Let me know how my sauce tastes.

Thanks a lot. I will report back. Maybe with a sauce PET.