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So I'm searching through the sex offender list to see how many pedo's live within 3 miles of me and one of the weirdos happened to be a former Little League Teamate of mine. We were on the Indians in 15 year old (or was it 14?).

This guy.....

http://www.iowasexoffender.com/sho.php? ... =&lastone=

I don't know what he did. All I do know is back in high school when he was 16 I believe, he got in trouble for going into Toys R Us and allegedly grabbing some little girls ass. He denied it. I never believed him.

And another one of our teamates on that same team.....

http://m.desmoinesregister.com/news.jsp ... 4040&rc=ln

Now this kid I actually hung out with after that baseball season ended. I remember him as a nice kid. Last time I saw him was probably around my 17th birthday. I know he came to that. Not sure if I ever saw him after that. Never would have guessed him as a drug dealing murderer!

And there was another kid Eric that was on that team that was in jail for at least a few years but I can't remember his last name so I can't Google the article. I got a buddy whom I still hang out with that's been arrested numerous times in his life for DUI's and drug related incidents.......he too was on this team.

I also remember our coaches were drunken chain smokers. They would actually light up outside the dugout. We were a terrible team and they would get frustrated so they'd smoke. I was the only good player on the team. I'm gonna go over to my parents and see if I can dig up an old team photo.

What a dysfunctional fucking team........and I never would have guessed it back then!!

Yup, I'm sure =Bitch was the one shining light in a sea of fuckups...

Gotta be how it went down.



Noj, did it ever occur to you that maybe they put you on that team for a reason?

Sorry, I thought this was a thread about the Royals

Noj, did it ever occur to you that maybe they put you on that team for a reason?

Yep, just figured that out too. They needed someone that can not only play ball but will end up successful in life. I was probably the only one left with that potential, so they drafted me.

Define "successful in life", J0n.

uh...bwaahahahaha.

~slides crash helmet into place

socal wrote:Define "successful in life", J0n.

Being better than you.

That's good enough, isn't it?

Went to school with a couple guys that ended up in prison for child molestation. Both of them sorta had that tall skinny Howard Stern look. One was a stoner who would brag about his dick size and the other was just a dick period.

Rack the coaches who chain smoked by the dugout. I used to have a b-ball coach when i was 11 or so that would show up to all our Sat. morning games hungover. My dad and another dad would good naturely flip him shit and ask how he made out the night before. Dude showed up though, and thats all we really needed.

Trampis wrote:Went to school with a couple guys that ended up in prison for child molestation. Both of them sorta had that tall skinny Howard Stern look. One was a stoner who would brag about his dick size and the other was just a dick period.

Rack the coaches who chain smoked by the dugout. I used to have a b-ball coach when i was 11 or so that would show up to all our Sat. morning games hungover. My dad and another dad would good naturely flip him shit and ask how he made out the night before. Dude showed up though, and thats all we really needed.

Nice. Yeah, true. At least they came to the games. We were so fucking dysfunctional as a team that it really didn't matter if Bobby Cox was coaching us. We weren't going to win. Even when I pitched, we still couldn't win because I had to strike a batter out to get an out and we couldn't hit. We had one crazy mother fucker (this kid you didn't fuck with and you did what he said- I'm sure he's in jail too but I haven't heard from or about him in many years) that would have me throw at players on the opposing team that he didn't like. He pitched too and had a damn good fastball, you just didn't know where it was going. It was amazing how the only time he was accurate was when he was throwing a 70 MPH fastball at a player on the opposing team. Amazing how that works!! We weren't quite the Bad News Bears, but we were damn close. Certainly wasn't much fun!!

Dinsdale wrote:Yup, I'm sure =Bitch was the one shining light in a sea of fuckups...

Gotta be how it went down.



Noj, did it ever occur to you that maybe they put you on that team for a reason?

this thread is not going to go well for thejon

this thread is not going to go well for thejon

This thread is epic.

mvscal wrote:

Cuda wrote:
this thread is not going to go well for thejon

Do they ever?

Better for him any thread you've ever started.

Why did you throw the military under the bus to protect Simpson?

So what you're saying is that in addition to sucking cock and taking it up the ass, you enjoy raping underage children? Way to go fuckface!

Toddowen wrote:

Then, once the state of CT sex offender reg came out a few years ago, I found out. Worse.....MUCH fucking worse.

http://www.sor.state.ct.us/pls/sor/wsor ... _CHK=32058


I'm supposed to be a forgiving sort, but my morals aren't the only ones that have been impaired by this guy.

Just as I thought, tatoos on both arms...and...his height is listed as 600, pretty damn tall I think. Sorta has that Howard Stern look too.