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Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:44 am**

The Bear is tasting blood.

The Toejams savior (Matt Barkley).... will be going up against a team with the 2nd most interceptions in the country last year (Cal).

Oh yeah, Cal is returning.... every... single... one.... of the db's... and has added some studs.

... USC.

LINK

As you might have read elsewhere, freshman Matt Barkley threw three interceptions during USC’s Thursday-morning practice.

(Dropped passes were a team-wide problem in the morning session.)

On the second interception, David Ausberry had a step on Byron Moore, but Barkley underthrew the pass, allowing Moore to undercut Ausberry just beyond the goal line. If Barkley had thrown the ball high and away, it probably would have been a touchdown, or, at worst, an incompletion.

This game in the Canyon is going to get ugly for the best team in College Football over the last 8 years...

... they'll be going up against a team that has won a 18 straight MNC's and this year won't be any better.

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:46 am**

So I had me a very tasty taco salad for dinner tonight. I don't know why but I was really in the mood for one today. Can't recall the last time I made taco salad for dinner. What did you all have?

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:10 am**

TheJON wrote: I had me a taco for dinner tonight.

What did you all have?

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:16 am**

V-A-G-I-N-A............explore it dude. Just one time. Promise you'll like it.

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:35 am**

spinach, tomato, garlic soup and roasted chicken with yogurt sauce.

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:44 am**

King Crimson wrote:spinach, tomato, garlic soup and roasted chicken with yogurt sauce.

Jesus christ man, is this type of meal normal in your household? Are you Emril Lagasse??? That sounds fucking nasty!!

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:56 am**

The one thing that always follows the College Football Board is it's propensity to draw the "Whitest of Trash".

1. IndyClan.

2. Macon bacon...

3. SunCoaster/White trash Riviera.

His wife went "Black Snake" once she finally meet some "black trash" and tossed "SunCoast" to the curb.

4. The slow cal's.

5.... How can we leave the "Midwestern 's" out with their anecdotal ability to escape "the shithole".

These hold outs... are really brilliant people rolling in the discreet mode.

I'm sure of it...

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:54 am**

Bomb ass calzone.... Best one I have had outside of Italy my entire life.

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:56 am**

Blueblood wrote:3. SunCoaster/White trash Riviera.

Better home, better view, better boat, better living, better women...

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:28 pm**

The wife mad some bomb ass chicken enchiladas. Tonight it's burgers on the grill with some very cold beer. What about you guys?

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:50 pm**

not sure about dinner, but probably tacos al pastor to go from the local joint for an early lunch. they also have this bomb ass roasted half-chicken with fresh jalapenos (that get roasted too), but leaning towards the tacos. head home and watch the PGA.

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:54 pm**

I had some Delaware Destroyers last night-- basically chili dogs with macaroni & cheese and extra hot sauce. The company restroom is about to get destroyed in a few minuten.

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:55 pm**

Wings and beer tonight.

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:33 pm**

Getting some good steaks, rubbing them down, tossing them on the grill and having some good beer tonight.

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:58 pm**

Probably going to have Pulled Pork Baked Potato tonight.

Last night was one of my staple BBQ Chicken and Meatball Tortizzas <-pizza dough is a tortilla

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:46 pm**

Damn reading all of this makes me realize how boring of an eater I am! The stupid state fair is going on and despite my attempts at dodging it, that's where I will be headed tonight. So probably some fried crap on a stick and a beer or 12. Yippee!

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:56 pm**

Wife out did herself last night with some sort of BBQ shrimp fetuccini, I was going to ask if she had it catered but decided to keep that question to myself and get the sex at the end of the evening. Hope she isnt wanting to have another kid or something

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:11 pm**

SoCalTrjn wrote:Hope she isnt wanting to have another kid or something

Us too.

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:29 pm**

SoCalTrjn wrote:Wife out did herself last night with some sort of BBQ shrimp fetuccini, I was going to ask if she had it catered but decided to keep that question to myself and get the sex at the end of the evening. Hope she isnt wanting to have another kid or something

When your wife wants another kid, she goes and fucks someone else. She doesn't want the little one to end up anything like your pathetic ass.

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:38 pm**

we've been together for going on 25 years now and our sons are great.

Posted: **Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:20 am**

Sudden Sam wrote:
Laxplayer wrote:The wife mad some bomb ass chicken enchiladas. Tonight it's burgers on the grill with some very cold beer. What about you guys?
Doin' up some deer burgers tonight. Gonna chop up a pile of Vidalia onions, mix 'em in there, then add few dollops of Crystal hot sauce.

Yummy.

next time i go to Bay St. Louis,MS i'm making a short roadtrip to bama.

deer meat is completely under-rated.

Posted: **Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:29 am**

It seems Van isn't the only Toejam that is starting to get it...

This is from an exchange on the Rivals message board. I thought it touching to see our a Toejam educating the masses:

Pac-10 vs ACC

ACC Fan: ACC has 10 teams in the top 60 preseason, Pac-10 has 6, and that's coming from votes of people that know way more than you guys. The funny thing is how high Cal and Oregon are? That's hilarious. Its alot dif. boys when you have to play good teams week in and week out, especially when you deal with injuries and your team getting beat up. When you have 2-3 tough games a year, changes the whole ball game

Posted on 8/13 12:13 AM

USC Fan (USC_4_Ever): Yeah, that's hilarious. 2 of the best teams in the nation being ranked high, wow, what a laugh riot! If you don't think Cal and Oregon deserve their rankings, you're not paying attention. PAC-10 is better then the ACC, not by much, but it is significant.

Second ACC Fan: Pac-10 is a very odd conference. Each team has a totally, completely different mentality and set of stuff it brings to the table. Game-for-game, it is by far the most interesting conference. It's extremely difficult to really, really compare the two.

USC_4_Ever: They are close, but I think there are not as many elite teams in the ACC as in the PAC-10. Oregon, Cal, and USC all have a shot at the national title, whereas VA tech is really the only team from the ACC that has a shot (as of right now).

Second ACC Fan: Whoa whoa whoa.... to say Cal has a shot at the national title means they'd have to go undefeated, and I simply do not see that happening at all. Oregon, maybe, pretty doubtful, but Cal? Cal has about the same chance that I'd say GT does to go.

USC_4_Ever: Cal's defense + Jahvid Best = scary. Also, they have 2 hard games: @ Oregon and USC. They could easily win both of those and they shouldn't drop anything else. As for GT, they have to go undefeated in the ACC and OOC (which includes Georgia) as well as win the ACCCG. That seems like quite a task to me.

Third ACC Fan: Do recall that the our (and in the case "our" means any fan of an ACC team) last impression of Cal's defense was Maryland loading them up early and cruising to a victory.

USC_4_Ever: They have gotten a lot better since that game. Remember, they held USC to 17 in the Colosseum when Ohio St. got 35 points put up on it. Also, shouldn't the last thing an ACC fan remember is them against Maryland in the Emerald Bowl?

Third ACC Fan: HAHA...selective memory it seems...I thought of it right before you posted this. I don't like to remember anything involving Miami unless it's a Seminole win, so hopefully you'll forgive me the oversight.

Hell is coming to this board.... and "The Bear" will be in charge.

the truth

Posted: **Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:36 am**

SunCoastSooner wrote:
Blueblood wrote:3. SunCoaster/White trash Riviera.
Better home, better view, better boat, better living, better women...

Well, if you consider sand flies, mosquitoes, 95 degree weather with humidity. no mountains or even hills, and chicks with no teeth... then yeah, Alabama/Florida is your kinda place.

Being that you're an "Okie" I guess that would be a good time...

...Yippie-Kye-Aye! Yippie-aye-Oh!

Posted: **Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:14 am**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Wings and beer tonight.

Chicken cobb salad, ice tea, tangerine sorbet

Posted: **Sat Aug 15, 2009 6:14 am**

PSUFAN wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Wings and beer tonight.
Chicken cobb salad, ice tea, tangerine sorbet

I must say... The Midwesterner's .... have a tendency to stain their underpants.... and show it off.

May I suggest a side of Whitefish and some Big one football...?

Posted: **Sat Aug 15, 2009 6:23 am**

Psu drink ice tea!? Hehehe. U sure u not from berkley dude???? Fuckin gay man!!

Posted: **Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:29 am**

Blueblood wrote:
SunCoastSooner wrote:
Blueblood wrote:3. SunCoaster/White trash Riviera.
Better home, better view, better boat, better living, better women...

Well, if you consider sand flies, mosquitoes, 95 degree weather with humidity. no mountains or even hills, and chicks with no teeth... then yeah, Alabama/Florida is your kinda place.

Being that you're an "Okie" I guess that would be a good time...

...Yippie-Kye-Aye! Yippie-aye-Oh!

Considering I'm not an Okie and have lived more of my life in Scotland, Texas, California, and Florida than I ever did in the 3 1/2 years in Norman I can refer to you as an idiot... that time in Cali would include the 3 years I spent in the Bay when my father was Stationed at "The Presido" surrounded by fags, ren fair, and wind chimes from drop outs.

Posted: **Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:33 am**

SunCoastSooner wrote:
Considering I'm not an Okie and have lived more of my life in Scotland, Texas, California, and Florida than I ever did in the 3 1/2 years in Norman I can refer to you as an idiot... that time in Cali would include the 3 years I spent in the Bay when my father was Stationed at "The Presido" surrounded by fags, ren fair, and wind chimes from drop outs.

Was this when your wife found out you had "pinky dick" syndrome ???

Or was it the day after you were married and you caught your wife with a big.. black... Mandingo in her mouth ???

From what I remember of the story... she still had her white wedding dress on when you walked in on them.... that had to have stung.

As I recall, you were pulling her hair trying to get her off it, yet her mouth was stuck to it like a couple of dogs in heat. Then later that day she decided to move in with her mom rather than spending another day with "pinky dick"...???

Wasn't it the day before you got married that your wife walked in on you using tweezers to jerk off with ???

ShamWow!

Posted: **Sun Aug 16, 2009 7:47 am**

SunCoastSooner wrote:
Considering I'm not an Okie and have lived more of my life in Scotland, Texas, California, and Florida than I ever did in the 3 1/2 years in Norman I can refer to you as an idiot... that time in Cali would include the 3 years I spent in the Bay when my father was Stationed at "The Presido" surrounded by fags, ren fair, and wind chimes from drop outs.

When you say you lived in the "Bay" you don't have to say you were surrounded by fags, in fast its rather redundant since Bay area is synonymous with fags.

Posted: **Sun Aug 16, 2009 6:26 pm**

So my buddy goes salmon fishing and brings us back about 30 steaks....doing some up tonight with a nice bottle of merlot......

Posted: **Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:19 am**

Laxplayer wrote:So my buddy goes salmon fishing and brings us back about 30 steaks....doing some up tonight with a nice bottle of merlot......

Merlot???? What the fuck? Are you m2's troll as well!!???

Posted: **Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:22 am**

No fuck head. I like a good red wine. It's called having a bit of class. Besides it's better than thunderbird.

Posted: **Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:56 am**

Laxplayer wrote:No fuck head. I like a good red wine. It's called having a bit of class. Besides it's better than thunderbird.

Drinking Merlot means you have class??? Uhh.....okay. I like wine too, as long as the wife is drinking it with me. I'm not about to go out to dinner with the fellas and order wine.

Posted: **Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:36 pm**

out to dinner with the fellas = Yardhouse, Wing Nuts..... I dont think you can order wine from those places

Posted: **Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:56 pm**

SoCalTrjn wrote:out to dinner with the fellas = Yardhouse, Wing Nuts..... I dont think you can order wine from those places

Exactly. I'm all about Buffalo Wild Wings. No wine on the menu there I don't think. I can't even imagine some dude ordering wine at a Buffalo Wings joint/sports bar. I'd probably kick them in the junk if I saw them do it, and I would be justified in doing so.

Posted: **Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:48 pm**

BWW is so so, Wing Nuts is miles beyond. I even like Wingstops wings more than BWW's

Posted: **Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:38 am**

Drinking Merlot means you have class??? Uhh.....okay. I like wine too, as long as the wife is drinking it with me. I'm not about to go out to dinner with the fellas and order wine.

I'm not going to go out and order wine with the fellas either. Maybe a shot of chilled jack and a guinnes but not wine.

Posted: **Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:19 am**

While $C is continuing to have mucho problems at qb, Cal's one question mark (the qb position) is being answered... and quite well.

As most of you know... Cal now has the OC from Utah, a team with average players at best and went into the south and threw up 31 points on a team that was ranked #1 in the country for most of last season (Alabama).

He's dramatically helped Kevin Riley and Brock Mansion with their mechanics and its starting to show.

"The quarterbacks are much improved even from the spring with their accuracy," Tedford said. "They are putting the ball right on (the receivers)."

Riley's best stretch of camp came on Day 5 and Day 6, when he combined to complete 29-of-35 passes for 4 touchdowns, no interceptions and an average yard per completion rate of 10.1 yards per completion.

Mansion, the big 6-foot-5, 237 pound redshirt sophomore, hasn't been too shabby either. Mansion has been very accurate of late, with his best statistical day coming on Day 7, when he went 14-for-18 for 2 touchdowns and no picks.

http://cal.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=976799

Unreal.... its Aaron Rodgers like. If they can keep this up, there will be no more 8 in the box on every play like last year... and with that scenario, Jet Blue could be going for around 300 yards every game if he's not taken out by halftime.

Posted: **Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:14 am**

Maybe he'll even begin to average more than 45 yards rushing per game against ranked opponents.

Besides, Cal never did anything with Aaron Rodgers either. Even that one year they beat SC in triple O.T., they still went on to do nothing.

Posted: **Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:17 am**

Van wrote:Maybe he'll even begin to average more than 45 yards per game against ranked opponents.

Vannie, knowing that you're going to get ass-fucked... you "laugh" with glee ?

Typical, slow cal.

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