stoolio, you are the king of revisionist wisdom. You ALWAYS know who's going to win the game, as your gloating after the fact routinely suggests.
Welp, it's time to stop avoiding the matter and sack the fuck up by playing in the CFB Pick'Em contest. If you don't...you WILL face banishment.
Are you ready to put your money where your rensucker is? Are you IN??? Would you rather prove your worth, or face the consequences? The choice is yours.
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:04 pm
by TheJON
I'm going to go out on a limb here by saying that if the twat were banned from this board, he'd have nothing going for him in life. I think that much is obvious.
I got a better idea, and have suggested so in the past.......
Why doesn't toolio come hang out with me someday and see if he's man enough to talk shit about midwesterners to my face? And if he isn't man enough to do so, then he should be banned.
I don't really care if he enters the Pick 'em contest. I'd rather just beat the fuck out of him. Just sayin'.........
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:10 pm
by Van
Mgo wrote:rensucker
Mgo, what was that other one of yours that cracked me up? Was it 'renhole'?
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:00 pm
by Moby Dick
.m2 sacking up.
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:57 pm
by Moby Dick
Papa Willie wrote:Bet we'll never see a reply from m2oot on this.
we may, but it'll resemble a 440lb woman's queef.
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:21 am
by TheJON
Moby Dick wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Bet we'll never see a reply from m2oot on this.
we may, but it'll resemble a 440lb woman's queef.
440 lb woman? I'll take whatever I can get.
Sincerely,
m2ool
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:58 am
by indyfrisco
mJew has until gameday to accept this challenge. Otherwise, he's banned.
And let me preface this with the fact his banning has been considered heavily prior to this challenge. This challenge is his opportunity to keep from being banned. He can choose to accept or deny the challenge. Should he choose to deny, we all lose the satisfaction of kicking his ass after every Kal loss this season.
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:07 am
by King Crimson
who needs a Cal loss? I'm picturing the scenario where M2 wins the pick'em.
talk about scobode and 150000x300000 jpg's of Strawberry Canyon.
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:38 am
by TheJON
King Crimson wrote:who needs a Cal loss? I'm picturing the scenario where M2 wins the pick'em.
talk about scobode and 150000x300000 jpg's of Strawberry Canyon.
The only thing that homo will ever win is a mouthful of cock.
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:58 am
by PSUFAN
step up, thool
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:47 am
by Van
I gotta say, banning someone for not choosing to participate in something is really weak. It doesn't matter that there has already been talk of banning him. If you guys want to ban him for something valid, then ban him. Don't give him some stupid ultimatum, banning him for something that doesn't even come close to rising to the level of a ban-able offense.
Now we ban people, for not posting?
If someone doesn't want to play this game, they don't have to. Ridicule the guy, sure, but don't just start creating lame, transparent excuses to ban people.
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:54 am
by Blueblood
I'm only interested in football.
If the parameters are lines and spreads.... count me out.
If you want to have a league or whatever you fucking tards have going on.... its straight up... no lines.
Count me in ... and I'll pound you.
If you want to ban me for not being a derelict and actually liking football... for football.
Ban me.
the truth
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:15 am
by TheJON
Count me in ... and I'll pound you.
m2, what did I tell you about not making comments like this when you're from Berekeley, California? You're just throwing us softballs here.
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:16 am
by TheJON
Van wrote:I gotta say, banning someone for not choosing to participate in something is really weak. It doesn't matter that there has already been talk of banning him. If you guys want to ban him for something valid, then ban him. Don't give him some stupid ultimatum, banning him for something that doesn't even come close to rising to the level of a bannable offense.
Now we ban people, for not posting?
If someone doesn't want to play this game, they don't have to. Ridicule the guy, sure, but don't just start creating excuses to ban people.
Hmmm........I wonder why Vag is against the banning of m2..........gee, I dunno!
For crying out loud, can't you "two" be smart enough to not post right after "each other"? Good lord, how obvious do you have to make it???
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:18 am
by Mr T
Screw_Michigan wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:it's time to stop avoiding the matter and sack the fuck up by playing in the CFB Pick'Em contest. If you don't...you WILL face banishment.
Is this legal?
Are you nuts? A bounty? We could all end up in the clinker for this. You can't put a bounty on a man's head.
Sin,
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:20 am
by Mr T
BTW, I thought trolls werent allowed to participate in the pick'em?
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:29 am
by TheJON
Mr T wrote:BTW, I thought trolls werent allowed to participate in the pick'em?
m2 will just have to choose between entering as "Van", "Blueblood", or "m2"
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:47 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
If the parameters are lines and spreads.... count me out.
If you want to have a league or whatever you fucking tards have going on.... its straight up... no lines.
Look, I know you're from the "Midwest" but do you really need a fucking education on how spreads work? What's so difficult about "straight up" in college football? What's the challenge in that? You mean you called Florida to beat Western Ethiopia A&M straight up?? Fucking RACK YOU.
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:42 pm
by indyfrisco
I can see why those near the bottom of the Board Bitch Totem Pole would have a problem with dumping mJew, but as I said before, he's already being considered for a ban for the exact same reasons he was banned last time. He knows it. By joining the contest, we may let him stay.
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:30 pm
by socal
Rack M200l for bunching a fuckload of panties.
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:31 pm
by indyfrisco
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:41 pm
by Van
So ban him for spamming, if that's your real reason. That's a legitimate reason, so what are you waiting for? Why are you trying to concoct some bullshit reason to ban him; a bullshit reason you're only applying to him.
Not that you should need reminding, but a lack of participation in a contest is not a ban-able offense, and we're all supposed to be working under the same rules here.
Are you really that dense, Indy?
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:49 pm
by The Deciders
MgoBlue-lightSpecial has been suspended without pay for his APPALLING behavior.
Blueblood will not be banned, not for this.
Carry on.
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:02 pm
by TheJON
Are you really that dense, Indy?
Holy shit! I don't think I've heard anyone call someone "dense" in a good 13 years.
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:18 pm
by socal
TheJON wrote:
Are you really that dense, Indy?
Holy shit! I don't think I've heard anyone call someone "dense" in a good 13 years.
Density=Mass/Volume
Could be your dome is too dense to hear it.
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:54 pm
by Van
Could also be that he's simply avoided going back home for the past thirteen years.
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:39 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
The Deciders wrote:MgoBlue-lightSpecial has been suspended without pay for his APPALLING behavior.
Blueblood will not be banned, not for this.
Carry on.
FUCK.
I'll get you next time, foolio. Next time!
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:53 am
by Van
Mgo, that may be the single weirdest pic you've ever posted.
:D
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:04 am
by indyfrisco
The Deciders have spoken. Not much else I can do...right now.
I still got my eye on mJew. One more redundant Kal thread over Best or some unknown POS writer saying Kal's got a chance or etc. and he may meet his maker on this board yet again. I hate getting trumped by the boss, but fuck him if mJew doesn't shape up...otherwise he's shipped out.
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:35 am
by Van
Jsc, if you find one, I'm telling you right now I'm taking Florida (-63) to beat Charleston Southern.
I'm a genius that way.
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:50 am
by Mr T
IndyFrisco wrote:Just try and stay out of my way. Just try! I'll get you, my pretty and your little dog too!
FTFY
Yeah I reseted wizard of oz. You wanna fight about it?
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:26 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Van wrote:Jsc, if you find one, I'm telling you right now I'm taking Florida (-63) to beat Charleston Southern.
I'm a genius that way.
College football has got to be the easiest sport on the planet to pick straight up winners. Especially in weeks 1-4. I think even JON could pick up a win or two with his STONE COLD LEAD PIPE LOCKS.
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:03 pm
by Blueblood
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
College football has got to be the easiest sport on the planet to pick straight up winners. Especially in weeks 1-4. I think even JON could pick up a win or two with his STONE COLD LEAD PIPE LOCKS.
10. Michigan
Cream puffs may pad their record, but most of the Big 10 will eat up Big Blue.
9. Baylor
The Bears’ losing squad returns 18 starters, but their schedule is murder.
8. Texas A&M
Went a dismal 0-5 against the Big 12 South last year.
7. Washington
Even star QB Jake Locker can’t save the Huskies.
6. Mississippi State
New coach Dan Mullen brings Florida’s offense—but none of its players.
5. Indiana
Dumped their best player with no one to replace him.
4. Iowa State
These Cyclones will really blow against the Big 12.
3. Duke
The back-to-back Worst 10 champs ain’t called Dookies for nothing.
2. Washingon State
Problem-free! Except at QB, RB, WR, and OL, that is.
1. Syracuse
The Orange have gone 10-37 over the past four years. Time to reward their hard work.
the truth
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:27 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Blueblood wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
College football has got to be the easiest sport on the planet to pick straight up winners. Especially in weeks 1-4. I think even JON could pick up a win or two with his STONE COLD LEAD PIPE LOCKS.
Wow, foolio, you really showed me. I chose my heart over my head and picked my team to beat your team in a display of internet posturing. I guess that disproves my entire argument. College football in actuality is the most difficult sport on the planet to pick straight up winners since I "predicted" MSU would beat Cal. You just put logic in a headlock and choked it to death with your festering patchouli pits.
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:20 pm
by indyfrisco
mJew's said time and again here that kal will beat $C by two touchdowns. For a "straight up" kinda guy, that's pretty "queer" to say. Then again, it's da twoof.
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:35 pm
by L45B
m200L is just one of numerous Jimmy Meds' trolls. Tell me you guys knew?
While we're on the subject of bans and un-bans, any chance we can bring back that punching bag Babs before the season starts?
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:53 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
I don't want that guy jinxing my Spartans. That being said, I don't even think he's banned anymore, but I could be wrong. Still, I'm pretty sure he lost the url to this place.
and mstool is quoting Maxim for cfb takes? bwahaaaaa
What a "Midwestern" hillbilly.
Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:00 pm
by Van
m2, you know your program hasn't done a damn thing when you have to trot out a win over lowly A&M as some sort of
Btw, thanks for getting your heads kicked in by Taco Tech, after getting Mack Brown'd out of a BCS bowl game. Good job there. That was a truly special Pac 10 moment.
Also, Indy brought up a good point. You say you don't do point spreads, yet you claim to be confident that Cal will beat USC by 14. You claim such confidence, but you won't back it up with any sort of wager.