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Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:01 am
by Y2K
Live long and prosper..:)
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:19 am
by Van
You too, dude.
Isn't there also a third guy here with our B-day? I thought there was. I know socal is the same age, but he's way older.

Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:05 pm
by PSUFAN
Have a good day, nimrods.
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:05 pm
by socal
Van wrote:I know socal is the same age, but he's way older.

Indeed. Wiser, too.
mvscal wrote:Van wrote:Isn't there also a third guy here with our B-day?
Yeah.
I think Van just spooged himself.
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:00 am
by Van
Jsc810 wrote:Well happy birthday to all of you.
How old are you?
45. Socal's 45 too, but he has some lame, pussy day for his B-Day. It's probably the same as Mark Harmon's.
mvscal, are you merely saying there is a third guy here whose B-Day is August 22nd, or are you also saying you're that third guy? If it's the latter, how old are you now?
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:27 am
by Van
Dude, you're not a woman. You can tell us your age.
Are you like Clint Eastwood, in
Grand Torino? Not a stretch at all, picturing you as that guy.

Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:52 am
by KC Scott
46 here end of last month and I know i'm more than halfway there.
But if beats the hell out of the alternative
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:13 am
by Trampis
Van wrote:Jsc810 wrote:Well happy birthday to all of you.
How old are you?
45. Socal's 45 too, but he has some lame, pussy day for his B-Day. It's probably the same as
Mark Harmon's.
Mark Harmon :D ...Thats sorta funny.
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:57 pm
by socal
Van wrote:It's probably the same as Mark Harmon's.
Close. Pauly Shore.
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:23 pm
by Van
I share my b-day with such luminaries as the last guy to win MLB's Triple Crown, Clint Eastmvscal...and Cindy Williams, of
Laverne & Shirley 'fame'.
Tori Amos, John Lee Hooker and Deng Xiaoping, too!
http://www.famousbirthdays.com/
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:53 pm
by trev
Van wrote:Clint Eastmvscal...
Older guys can be quite hot.
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:56 pm
by socal
trev wrote:Van wrote:Clint Eastmvscal...
Older guys can be quite hot.
:reflux:
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:28 pm
by Van
trev wrote:Van wrote:Clint Eastmvscal...
Older guys can be quite hot.
Coughing up lung cancer blood, growling racial epithets every four seconds, was Clint Eastwood hot to you in
Grand Torinio? If so, then you my dear are
quite the party chick, and I have a whole new level of respect for your openminded libido.
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:49 pm
by trev
I didn't see Grand Torino.
Should I?

Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:18 pm
by Katy
Happy Belated Birthday, Van. :D
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:26 pm
by Mikey
Did somebody say birthday?
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:09 am
by Van
Mikey wrote:Did somebody say birthday?
You too, or is yours the 23rd?
Roach wrote:kumbaya, asshats.
Damn skippy.
I gotta say though, of all the things I've ever posted here, I certainly would never have guessed that
that would become my Tim Tebow plaque hanging above the entrance to T1B Stadium.
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:11 am
by socal
As I'm sure no one suspected you'd love to rub boners with Mikey.
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:12 am
by Van
socal wrote:As I'm sure no one suspected you'd love to rub boners with Mikey.
Remember though, it's gotta be inside Ana, otherwise...not in.
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:00 am
by Bizzarofelice
Hey Van... go fuck yourself.
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:16 am
by Mikey
Van wrote:Mikey wrote:Did somebody say birthday?
You too, or is yours the 23rd?
Nah, mine's in May. I think.
I just woke up from a nap and thought I heard somebody say "birthday". That usually means cake and ice cream, so I figured I'd better get in on whatever's going on so I don't miss out.
If it's just about rubbing boners inside Ana, ehhh, I think I'll go back to sleep.
Nothing against Ana, mind you, but at my age a good nap is right up there with a morning dump that progresses on its own all the way to completion.
HBD, BTW. Someday you'll be older than me.
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:17 am
by Van
A Bace sighting? Fuggen sweet.
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:19 am
by Van
Mikey wrote:If it's just about rubbing boners inside Ana, ehhh, I think I'll go back to sleep.
Nothing against Ana, mind you, but at my age a good nap is right up there with a morning dump that progresses on its own all the way to completion.
This is Ana we're talking about here. She's with Salad Tosser, remember?
Point being, I don't think you're necessarily looking at an either/or situation there.
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:25 am
by Mikey
I may have to rethink that...
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:26 am
by Bizzarofelice
Van wrote:She's with Salad Tosser, remember?
still?
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:50 am
by War Wagon
Mikey wrote:Someday you'll be older than me.
One should never say anything remotely like that unless they're talkng to their kids.
Nah, you shouldn't even think that.
That's creepy.
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:55 am
by Mikey
Sorry to creep you out Wags.
But I happen to believe that it's true.
You see....I'm not having any fun, so not only does time not fly for me it actually slows down.
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:06 am
by War Wagon
Mikey wrote:I'm not having any fun, so not only does time not fly for me it actually slows down.
That sucks beyond imagination. Not sure what you're dealing with, but where there's life, there's hope.
Hang in there.
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:21 am
by War Wagon
KC Scott wrote:46 here end of last month and I know i'm more than halfway there.
But if beats the hell out of the alternative
This needs to be RACK'ed, btw...
Every day above ground is a good day.
When you wake up in the morning, rejoice and give thanks to whatever deity or non-deity that you put faith in.
I'll be grateful that my wife will holler at me to drag my lazy ass out of bed for the 75,377th consecutive day.
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:22 am
by Van
Mikey wrote:You see....I'm not having any fun
Dude? Call Ana. You can have both bunks.
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:55 am
by Y2K
Hope you had a great Day,,,
I did......
8/22 rulez
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:58 am
by Terry in Crapchester
War Wagon wrote:I'll be grateful that my wife will holler at me to drag my lazy ass out of bed for the 75,377th consecutive day.
If that happens, both you and she will be in the Guinness Book of World Records. Just sayin'.
Unless, of course, Wolfman is still around when it happens.
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:39 pm
by Van
Toddowen, were you under the impression that I somehow felt otherwise?
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:50 pm
by Mikey
Todd's just doing his best to be a dick.
Prolly the only thing he's really good at, or even kind of good at.
Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:28 pm
by Van
Screw_Michigan wrote:Van wrote:Toddowen, were you under the impression that I somehow felt otherwise?
Just say thanks that your life perception isn't as grimly pathetic as Tarddowen's.
Shit, mine's probably worse.

Re: Happy B- Day Van!
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:53 pm
by PSUFAN
Mikey wrote:Todd's just doing his best to be a dick.
He's got no worries there. He knows "you are what you eat".