T1B

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:18 pm**

No...though Board Bitch Prediction is worthy of its own thread...I'm talking about the team who some say "is playing the best RIGHT NOW" at the end of the season while not taking care of business earlier in the season. This will be the team on the outside looking in.

I have a feeling it is actually going to be Ohio St. this year. I can see them going 11-1 with a conference loss. Will OSUFan be crying if an couple one loss teams like t.u./OU/Florida get the nod ahead of them?

Last year we has U$CFan and then after the BCS games it was UtahFan. Ultimately, I will give it to UtahFan since they tried to sue. Who's this year's Bitch?

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:19 pm**

Cal and MStool because they have to travel. Or he'll bitch about how Maryland actually got to Cali days before the game to adjust....once Cal gets beat he'll be in here, then he'll claim how the refs screwed them vs. SC and they should be in the MNC game.

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:28 pm**

If Boise St wins tomorrow night they're running the table, and they're a definite Bitch possibility.

Undefeated Va Tech and Penn St teams are also strong candidates, since they'd both get shut out of the dance by Florida and the winner of OU-Texas.

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:40 pm**

Yeah, I think Boise St. is a good prediction. Then again, I was thinking more along the lines of a BCS Conference team.

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:48 pm**

If you go undefeated, you took care of business.

Last year's bitch was Texas. I don't remember Utah recognizing non-existent conference championships in its weight room.

Cal is a perfect fit for this scenario. Say they lose to Oregon, beat SC the following week, and win out. They'd have 1 loss, relatively early in the season, yet would likely be on the outside versus one or more 1 loss teams of getting in the MNC.

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:13 pm**

Any team that rolls through their season undefeated earns the right to bitch, especially if they are passed over by teams that with a loss or two. Especially if it is in one of the BCS conferences.

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:26 pm**

Sudden Sam wrote:
Degenerate wrote:If you go undefeated, you took care of business.
Not if you played a Mountain West or Conference USA or similar schedule.

I will grant you that winning in Ann Arbor isn't what it used to be. Not that Alabama would ever know.

Sudden Sam wrote:If they played SEC or Big 12 or any decent conference teams 8 times, they wouldn't be undefeated at season's end. So there.

So, you drop Utah in the SEC and play Alabama's regular season schedule, and Utah doesn't go undefeated, but Bama does? Gee, I guess Alabama would kill Utah, wouldn't they? Maybe we should have them play, but just to make it sort of like an SEC road game, we'll put it somewhere like, say, New Orleans, and see what happens.

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:32 pm**

IndyFrisco wrote:I have a feeling it is actually going to be Ohio St. this year. I can see them going 11-1 with a conference loss. Will OSUFan be crying if an couple one loss teams like t.u./OU/Florida get the nod ahead of them?

In your scenario, Indy, I would be a little disappointed but under the current system the situation of being passed up would be warranted. The same thing happened in '07 and we did back into the NC game that year. And admittedly, that tOSU team was a little wet behind the ears yet got up early on LSU 10-0 but failed to cash it in. And consequently, that was one of the three big games that has cost Ohio State some street cred of deserving to be in a game of that magnitude.

Now, like someone alluded to already, if Ohio State were to go 12-0 and get jumped by a one-loss team I would be pissed off.

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:44 pm**

Good thought Lance...I mean 6 fucking teams shit the bed to let OSU and LSU in that game...

OU Lost to TT
Oregon lost to AZ
MIZZOU lost to OU
VT lost to BC
WVU lost to Pitt (HOME favorite by 28.5) and SHIT THE BED
KU lost late to MIZZOU

then MIZZOU lost to OU in the Big 12 title game...

so for those giving OSU shit about that game...I always point to the events that happened to get OSU back in the picture...after OSU lost to ILL and beat Michigan they were what 7th in the BCS...with 1 loss...well when teams ahead of them all of a sudden start shitting the bed what are you supposed to do?

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:45 pm**

I'd rather just beat Kal for 12 games actually

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:52 pm**

buckeye_in_sc wrote:..so for those giving OSU shit about that game...I always point to the events that happened to get OSU back in the picture...after OSU lost to ILL and beat Michigan they were what 7th in the BCS...with 1 loss...well when teams ahead of them all of a sudden start shitting the bed what are you supposed to do?

At the time, I wasn't complaining but I sure was skeptical on how much of a championship-caliber team Ohio State was that season. Nonetheless, as an OSU fan I fully expect that the team & coaching staff take advantage of those situations and not shit the bed like they did. Cuz you never know when you're gonna actually field a championship-caliber team and not get the chance to play for all the marbles (1998 ring a bell??).

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:55 pm**

I'd also make it least some differentiation between Utah and Boise St. Utah plays in the WAC, where there are at least other teams like BYU and TCU.

Boise St plays in the MWC, where most years they should go undefeated, as would most of the Top 10 against that schedule.

Most years, Boise St simply cannot offer up anything like a compelling resume. This year will be no different. Even if they get it, one win in the season opener at home against Oregon does not a competitive schedule make. There isn't a single game on the remainder of their schedule that wouldn't rightfully be considered a full-on 3 TD or more underdog cupcake to a Florida, Texas, OU or USC.

No, if Boise St played in the Pac 10, Big XII, Big 10, ACC or SEC, they wouldn't run the table. I'll say that without qualification, and I'll tell anyone who begs to differ that they're flat out wrong. Moreover, a team who plays in that conference will never deserve a shot at the national title, not unless they're the only undefeated team in the country, and all the BCS conference contenders have a minimum of two losses.

As the leagues are currently constructed, a one loss BCS conference team should get in over an undefeated MWC team every time.

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:02 pm**

Least he's not a fag.

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:47 pm**

Van wrote:I'd also make it least some differentiation between Utah and Boise St. Utah plays in the WAC, where there are at least other teams like BYU and TCU.

Boise St plays in the MWC, where most years they should go undefeated, as would most of the Top 10 against that schedule.

You've got your mid-majors muddled.

Edit: Damn you, Froz. Quicker on the draw once again...

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:01 pm**

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:
Van wrote:I'd also make it least some differentiation between Utah and Boise St. Utah plays in the WAC, where there are at least other teams like BYU and TCU.

Boise St plays in the MWC, where most years they should go undefeated, as would most of the Top 10 against that schedule.
You've got your mid-majors muddled.

Edit: Damn you, Froz. Quicker on the draw once again...

Mike, any middle backers avail?

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:20 pm**

Teams right...

...conferences wrong.

:doh:

:)

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:24 pm**

The Seer wrote:
Mike, any middle backers avail?

All we have is Jeff Smart, and he's a senior, so he couldn't sit out the transfer year. Plus, I don't think he'd be swayed by the allure of UCLA's top-notch Hip-Hop degree program. Try poaching another school for a change...

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:05 pm**

IndyFrisco wrote:Least he's not a fag.

Yeah, but he has bad taste in women.

Even with a gallon of makeup those skanks are 3's at best. And that's being generous. All the hot chicks in Michigan go to MSU because they're not smart enough to get into Michigan.

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:12 pm**

If those are 3s, I'd like to see some of what you consider 9s and 10s.

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:19 pm**

pron wrote:If those are 3s, I'd like to see some of what you consider 9s and 10s.

Those chicks are not hot in any way, shape or form of the word. Meh, DickRod could do better. Too dark complected, too much makeup, too dark of hair. No thanks.

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:21 pm**

TheJON wrote:Yeah, but he has bad taste in women.

You don't say?

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:25 pm**

GAH!! Goddammit, Mgo!!

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:28 pm**

Oh my goodness, that's the woman he puts his DickRod in??????? Brutal!!!

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:39 pm**

maybe it's the leopard thing, but she is kind of scary in that leather-faced, kabuki theatre, middle-aged tropical fish looking make-up fembot sort of way

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:13 am**

King Crimson wrote:maybe it's the leopard thing, but she is kind of scary in that leather-faced, kabuki theatre, middle-aged tropical fish looking make-up fembot sort of way

At a certain point there, probably right after "kabuki theatre," I began to savor that post, word by word, looking forward to the next one.

It hit a lull at "middle-aged," but then it picked up serious steam with "tropical fish," then it just slammed home with "fembot."

Excellent.

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:54 am**

TheJON wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:Least he's not a fag.

Yeah, but he has bad taste in women.

Even with a gallon of makeup those skanks are 3's at best. And that's being generous. All the hot chicks in Michigan go to MSU because they're not smart enough to get into Michigan.

Well, the timestamp on the photo in front of your face was 2007 so not sure why you assume that is in Michigan. In any case, sans Notre Dame, damn near every college campus is loaded with hotties. I didn't say those chicks were hot, though they're nothing you'd kick out of bed after a bender; I just said he wasn't a fag.

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:27 am**

dickrod likes big hair. he's obviously not scoping that man face's boobies: his eyes are closed, most likely because he's filing the scent of aqua net away in his spank bank.

rita's face does make for a sturdy pair of leather chaps. kind of funny her first order of business in aa was to reel in the perm.

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:39 am**

M Club wrote: rita's face does make for a sturdy pair of leather chaps. kind of funny her first order of business in aa was to reel in the perm.

i guess the second order was to get with ebay and "Buy Now" on Vince's Neil's Shout at the Devil wig.

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:09 pm**

there was a problem with her perm igniting static fires at the gandy dancer. she probably thought the vince neil wig would ingratiate her to all the iggy pop fans around aa she mistook for alumni. umich and west virginia are two different worlds.

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:15 pm**

I bet he uses a tube of Rogaine on that little widow's peak peninsla every day.

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:17 pm**

Screw_Michigan wrote:That is one obvious crackwhore.

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:28 pm**

TheJON wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:Least he's not a fag.

Yeah, but he has bad taste in women.

Even with a gallon of makeup those skanks are 3's at best. And that's being generous. All the hot chicks in Michigan go to MSU because they're not smart enough to get into Michigan.

Yeah, like Erin McQuinn. She was a real hottie. (I'm not saying I wouldn't have hit it.. but this thread is about overall standards, not my own standards...)

the_ouskull

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:10 pm**

You don't fuck her nose, unless you're into that kind of thing.

I suggest everyone on this board read "The Average American Male" and familiarize themselves with the 98% rule.

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:17 pm**

Oh yeah, going to undergrad at MSU was great. You got some great eye candy, worked on your game and when you went to visit your boys at UofM, it was like ManRam joining a slow pitch softball league.

Posted: **Fri Sep 04, 2009 12:37 am**

manram? so you borrowed your dad's beamer, spoke in a nasaly eastern accent, and wore black shoes and shirt to rick's? game at umich was less about game and more about being an obtuse, rich asshole.

Posted: **Fri Sep 04, 2009 12:43 am**

I predict that BSU Fan will be crying in their beers in a few short hours.

Posted: **Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:15 am**

M Club wrote:manram? so you borrowed your dad's beamer, spoke in a nasaly eastern accent, and wore black shoes and shirt to rick's? game at umich was less about game and more about being an obtuse, rich asshole.

Nope, Good Time Charlie's was more my style. All you had to do is stay away from the New York bitches and you were 90% of the way there. The other 10% was finding the group of girls you wanted to talk to. Find the one you want and start talking to her slightly less attractive friend. If you played your cards right, the one you wanted would practically be beating you off under the table. If not, you get the other one.

Posted: **Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:19 am**

Killian wrote:Find the one you want and start talking to her slightly less attractive friend. If you played your cards right, the one you wanted would practically be beating you off under the table. If not, you get the other one.

Please tell me you don't think this is unique to the greater Ann Arbor area?

Posted: **Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:19 am**

charley's was a pretty nice start to the evening. long islands, i know, but they were like $2.50 or $3. most of the time it ended up the whole of my evening considering it got a lot better once the ny crowd moved to rick's.

in my day - and yours as well - we had the del rio. they didn't take credit, which scared away the new jersey girls who couldn't put the whole evening on their dad's tab. i enjoyed the calm.

Posted: **Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:20 am**

Believe the Heupel wrote:
you get the other one.
Story of my life, man.

Heck, I'm content with The Other One's Even Fatter Friend.

Let's get this sucker taken care of without even leaving the parking lot.

T1B

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