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Suggest bad movies for me
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:57 am
by At Large
I'm a glutton for punishment.
I'm currently watching Catwoman because I started a blog about six weeks ago. I want to put my movie critiques of my movie hall of shame on there.
So far, on my list is
Juraisic Park 2
Escape From LA
Star Wars 1 - Phantom Menace
House of the Dead
Two Days in the Valley
Any suggestions for movies?
So far, I've critiqued the Village and The Forgotten as horrible movies.
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:07 am
by ElvisMonster
"Sgt. Bilko" starring Steve Martin. The only movie that I've ever gotten up out of and demanded a refund for. And I was even fucking high. Horrible.
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:19 am
by At Large
ElvisMonster wrote:"Sgt. Bilko" starring Steve Martin. The only movie that I've ever gotten up out of and demanded a refund for. And I was even fucking high. Horrible.
I actually saw that and didn't mind it's suckiness. Granted, I was sick with bronchitis from work, so I wasn't in the right state of mind, but I did sit through it even though it was horrible.
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:32 am
by The Assassin
Showgirls
Dreamcatcher
Batman & Robin
The Hours
Ghost Dad
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:47 pm
by mothster
leonard part 6
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:00 pm
by Bobby42
Go find "Inside Moves."
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:08 am
by Viper in Vancouver
Weekend at Bernies 2
Short Circuit 3
Police academy 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 etc
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:42 am
by Funkywhiteboy
Try finding the "straight" versions of any movie used on "Mystery Science Theater 3000".
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:40 am
by missjo
Dead heat
Tracks
Return of the swamp thing
The Toxic Avenger
Barbwire
Joe's Apartment
Shock treatment
Earth girls are easy
Cruell intentions 2
American psyco 1 & 2
Jawbreaker
Bride of Chucky
There is an art to a good "Bad" film
these are a few of my favorites
I actually own most of them on video
but I never paid full price
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:25 pm
by The Assassin
missjo wrote:Dead heat
Tracks
Return of the swamp thing
The Toxic Avenger
Barbwire
Joe's Apartment
Shock treatment
Earth girls are easy
Cruell intentions 2
American psyco 1 & 2
Jawbreaker
Bride of Chucky
There is an art to a good "Bad" film
these are a few of my favorites
I actually own most of them on video
but I never paid full price
I loved it! Granted it was god awful writing,but it was so bad it was funny!
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:54 am
by Zadig
I've heard that Ishtar was the all time worst movie. Can't chime in on that because I ain't seen it.
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:06 am
by trev
A lot of these movies listed were not supposed to be good. How about movies that were supposed to be good, but were REALLY bad?
Moulin Rouge
Chicago
The Stepford Wives
Pulp Fiction
American Beauty
O Brother Where Art Thou
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:35 am
by Invictus
trev wrote:A lot of these movies listed were not supposed to be good. How about movies that were supposed to be good, but were REALLY bad?
Pulp Fiction
American Beauty
O Brother Where Art Thou
Trev, you know I love but you are fucking huffing the Pam that you cooked dinner with. These three flicks are not bad by any stretch of the imagination. Maybe the barber clipped your sense of good taste when he lopped off your mullet.
You'll still hold me even though we disagree right?
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:57 pm
by Bizzarofelice
Zadig wrote:Can't chime in on that because I ain't seen it.
No problem. You don't have to see the movie to be able to pass judgement upon it.
Love,
Bob Dole in the '96 campaign
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:14 pm
by BSmack
trev wrote:A lot of these movies listed were not supposed to be good. How about movies that were supposed to be good, but were REALLY bad?
Moulin Rouge
Chicago
The Stepford Wives
Pulp Fiction
American Beauty
O Brother Where Art Thou
If you think Pulp Fiction and O Brother Where Art Thou are bad movies, then you need to back up off the pipe and get back to the cookies.
Even Moulin Rouge wasn't awful. It was gay as hell. But well done gay as all hell.
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:16 pm
by bbqjones
drumline
biker boyz
you got served
i cant turn away from any of these horrible movies once the clicker finds them.
breaker breaker is also a great bad movie
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 9:39 pm
by bbqjones
biker boyz is on again on hbo , hurry up , its unhavetowatchable
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:19 am
by poptart
This movie killed Gene Siskel
He was not the fat one, right...?
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:17 am
by Funkywhiteboy
poptart wrote:
This movie killed Gene Siskel
He was not the fat one, right...?
Ebert ate him. :twisted:
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:53 am
by trev
Invictus wrote:trev wrote:A lot of these movies listed were not supposed to be good. How about movies that were supposed to be good, but were REALLY bad?
Pulp Fiction
American Beauty
O Brother Where Art Thou
Trev, you know I love but you are fucking huffing the Pam that you cooked dinner with. These three flicks are not bad by any stretch of the imagination. Maybe the barber clipped your sense of good taste when he lopped off your mullet.
You'll still hold me even though we disagree right?
In general, men have bad taste in movies, honey. You can't help it. That's ok, you have other assets.
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:29 pm
by chargerfan
holy crap i can't believe nobody put this on their list
Any movie where a guy jerks off an elephant to spray his dad with elephant seed is a bad movie
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:34 pm
by MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan
My girlfriend left to get popcorn, and I actually fell asleep in this one. We try to switch off picking movies, and this was probably my worst pick of all time. We had free passes and I still felt ripped off...
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 5:26 pm
by BBMarley
Horrible- brillantly horrible!!!!!
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 7:38 pm
by ElvisMonster
I used to have a *.wav file of a monologue from Ghengis Khan. Funniest. Shit. EVER. Hold on....
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 7:42 pm
by ElvisMonster
Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 7:24 pm
by Cicero
Dreamcatcher
Dick
Speed 2
Major League 3
Little Nicky
Lake Placid
Drumline
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 12:59 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Trust me on this...
Hell Comes to Frogtown
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093171/
This movie almost ruined Rowdy Roddy Pipers career. :D
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 2:55 pm
by ElvisMonster
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:29 pm
by Invictus
Rack that. I used to watch USA UP All Night and they had this piece of drek in heavy rotation. The special effects are terrible. I would put Frank Stallone's magnum opus "The Pink Chaquitas" in this category too and "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death."
If you want bad and great, you must see Dolemite and Dolemite 2: The Human Tornado for some of the worst acting ever on celluloid.
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 8:58 pm
by Cuda
ERROR: 403 FORBIDDEN - YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Nice juan, asseyes
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 3:39 am
by At Large
Funkywhiteboy wrote:Try finding the "straight" versions of any movie used on "Mystery Science Theater 3000".
I actually saw one of these movies prior to their MST3K butchering. Cinemax showed the God-awful Kathy Ireland film Alien From LA about a ditsy blond that gets somehow sent underground to find... well I can't really remember what in the hell it was supposed to be about. It was kind of a fish-out-water movie where the person is sent underground in an Atlantis like city. Really horrible, but I was rewarded with a nice bikini shot at the end. It was an okay movie to do college homework to.
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 4:19 am
by King Crimson
mvscal wrote:It doesn't get much worse than John Wayne playing Genghis Khan.
The Conquerer...worst piece of shit ever.
i'm gonna agree with that. unbelievably bad. seeing the Mongolian Duke is great. classic line: (Mongolian accent?): "Woman, I will take you". his eyebrows are classic.
btw, trev uses FOP pomade.
me, i'm a Dapper Dan man.
my other personal favorite is "Night of the Lepus"** in which a Texas town is attacked by a herd of giant killer rabbits. featuring Dr. McCoy from Star Trek. the drive in movie scene is brilliant badness. special effects masterpiece.
**N of the L is also the film on the TV in the first Matrix film when Neo first visits the Oracle. FWIW.
Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 12:10 am
by tomas8
catwoman